Chicago is now being called - "Chiraq". The new word for the day.

"CHICAGO – Authorities in Illinois and Indiana searched Friday for a
convicted murderer who was mistakenly released after a Chicago court
appearance, as questions swirled about what caused the mix-up and why
he was brought from his Indiana prison cell in the first place."


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/02/01/police-hunt-for-indiana-murderer-after-mistaken-release-in-chicago/#ixzz2Jhr26kVS

1) Prisoners are never released "mistakenly" or accidentally

2) There should be a few new job openings in the jailhouse, now

Chiraqistan is a better name, but nobody asked me.