Everyone knows that handguns are for shooting a person's hands. But what
if you want to shoot another part of their body?
I've never heard of buttguns, footguns, bellyguns, headguns, navalguns,
penisguns, shoulderguns, or even kneeguns. All they sell are handguns.
That seems so limited!

wrote the following on 1/22/2013 1:51 AM (ET):
Everyone knows that handguns are for shooting a person's hands. But what
if you want to shoot another part of their body?
I've never heard of buttguns, footguns, bellyguns, headguns, navalguns,

Navalguns are those things that used to be on warships in numbers that
brought fear to enemies.

penisguns, shoulderguns, or even kneeguns. All they sell are handguns.
That seems so limited!



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On 1/22/2013 12:51 AM, wrote:
Everyone knows that handguns are for shooting a person's hands. But what
if you want to shoot another part of their body?
I've never heard of buttguns, footguns, bellyguns, headguns, navalguns,
penisguns, shoulderguns, or even kneeguns. All they sell are handguns.
That seems so limited!


Use a SA handgun that you have to "cock".

wrote:
Everyone knows that handguns are for shooting a person's hands. But what
if you want to shoot another part of their body?
I've never heard of buttguns, footguns, bellyguns, headguns, navalguns,
penisguns, shoulderguns, or even kneeguns. All they sell are handguns.
That seems so limited!

Not even funny.

On Tuesday, January 22, 2013 1:51:17 AM UTC-5, wrote:
Everyone knows that handguns are for shooting a person's hands. But what

if you want to shoot another part of their body?

I've never heard of buttguns, footguns, bellyguns, headguns, navalguns,

penisguns, shoulderguns, or even kneeguns. All they sell are handguns.

That seems so limited!

When going into combat against women I use a broadsword.