I was driving down the highway when I saw a sign on the side of the road
by a state operated wayside. The sign read: TOILET CLOSED - WILL REOPEN
MARCH 15. Damn, it's December 18. I dont think I can hold it that
long!!! That's 88 days......

I guess the only solution is to contact my state Governor and file a
complaint, with the following words:

Dear (name of governor)

I saw this sign located on the side of Hwy _____, which reads: TOILET
CLOSED - WILL REOPEN MARCH 15. Today is December 18. I'm sorry, but I
can not hold it that long. Therefore, you can expect a pile of human
feces on the State Capitol steps sometime soon. Please provide a roll
of toilet paper. If you prefer, I'll can dump my load on your desk, if
you leave the door unlocked, and provide the toilet paper.

Sincerely,
name ________

wrote:
I was driving down the highway when I saw a sign on the side of the road
by a state operated wayside. The sign read: TOILET CLOSED - WILL REOPEN
MARCH 15. Damn, it's December 18. I dont think I can hold it that
long!!! That's 88 days......

I guess the only solution is to contact my state Governor and file a
complaint, with the following words:

Dear (name of governor)

I saw this sign located on the side of Hwy _____, which reads: TOILET
CLOSED - WILL REOPEN MARCH 15. Today is December 18. I'm sorry, but I
can not hold it that long. Therefore, you can expect a pile of human
feces on the State Capitol steps sometime soon. Please provide a roll
of toilet paper. If you prefer, I'll can dump my load on your desk, if
you leave the door unlocked, and provide the toilet paper.

Sincerely,
name ________



My guess is he "Won't give a ****." Pun intended.

On 12/19/2012 6:35 AM, wrote:
I was driving down the highway when I saw a sign on the side of the road
by a state operated wayside. The sign read: TOILET CLOSED - WILL REOPEN
MARCH 15. Damn, it's December 18. I dont think I can hold it that
long!!! That's 88 days......


So you admit you're full of crap. ^_^

TDD

I've seen a lot of jokes on this list. I should
laugh, one of the jokes should be funny. But,
not one pun in ten did.

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
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"Ken" wrote in message ...
wrote:

My guess is he "Won't give a ****." Pun intended.

Under pressure, too.

For relief, would you need a spray can?

Eew, du toiletye?

Bottle crapper?

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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"The Daring Dufas" wrote in message
...

MARCH 15. Damn, it's December 18.
I dont think I can hold it that
long!!! That's 88 days......


So you admit you're full of crap. ^_^

TDD

wrote in news:r9c3d81v6opgg3hn0r5s5khkfqmab1mf9g@
4ax.com:

I was driving down the highway when I saw a sign on the side of the road
by a state operated wayside. The sign read: TOILET CLOSED - WILL REOPEN
MARCH 15. Damn, it's December 18. I dont think I can hold it that
long!!! That's 88 days......

I guess the only solution is to contact my state Governor and file a
complaint, with the following words:

Dear (name of governor)

I saw this sign located on the side of Hwy _____, which reads: TOILET
CLOSED - WILL REOPEN MARCH 15. Today is December 18. I'm sorry, but I
can not hold it that long. Therefore, you can expect a pile of human
feces on the State Capitol steps sometime soon. Please provide a roll
of toilet paper. If you prefer, I'll can dump my load on your desk, if
you leave the door unlocked, and provide the toilet paper.

Sincerely,
name ________




Send it hardcopy on the soiled TP.

On Wed, 19 Dec 2012 10:16:37 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Under pressure, too.

For relief, would you need a spray can?


You must be referring to that spray on toilet paper in an aerosol can. I
heard that's a good product!