On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 10:43:13 -0800, Oren wrote:

On Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:03:52 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 22 Nov 2012 19:39:54 -0500, Bernie Ward bernie.ward@hotmail
wrote:

Black Friday @ Walmart begins at 8pm so put on your riot gear, load up
your weapon of choice and head on down to your local Walmart.

Good luck!

The only good thing is they have a door buster on ammo so you won't
run out.

Bass Pro Shop has ammo boxes, today for only $9.00

Full?

On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 10:54:40 -0800, Oren wrote:

On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 10:27:29 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

How's your SWMBO?

47 years for us and my wife is my wife and not a SWMBO. I also
chuckle when I see guy write, "I really want to buy the new whizbang
tool and I'm waiting for my wife to give the OK." We both know what
we can spend and we spend it whenever we want to.

My wife found the "perfect" man to marry. After 26 years, she has not
changed me one bit.

She skipped Walmart and brought me some toys from Bass Pro Shop today.

We dropped half-a-grand at Lowes, walked around WallyWorld (got bored)
and then went to see SkyFall. It sure is nice that they give big
discounts to the people who can afford to go to the movies the most.

On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 12:33:51 -0800, Oren wrote:

On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:36:43 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote:

SWMBO? I love it when you pussy-whiped losers proudly refer to your wives
as She Who Must Be Obeyed. What an interesting mind-set to observe.

I'd rather be the guy who lovingly calls his wife of 28 wonderful years,
and the mother of his 4 great kids, by a term of endearment than a fool who
hides behind the Internet and calls me pussy whipped.

Stay lonely, my friend.

I'd rather be pussy whipped than beat with a hickory stick.

Whipped up, all in a lather? Creamy and gooey?

Just sayin'

Stop talkin' and fetch her stick! You got some obeyin' to do!

On 11/23/2012 5:20 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 15:23:56 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 11/23/2012 2:33 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:36:43 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote:

SWMBO? I love it when you pussy-whiped losers proudly refer to your wives
as She Who Must Be Obeyed. What an interesting mind-set to observe.

I'd rather be the guy who lovingly calls his wife of 28 wonderful years,
and the mother of his 4 great kids, by a term of endearment than a fool who
hides behind the Internet and calls me pussy whipped.

Stay lonely, my friend.

I'd rather be pussy whipped than beat with a hickory stick.

Just sayin'


The first one is a lot softer as I recall. ^_^

TDD

If you ever had a switchin' from a guava switch or a hickory switch,
you know the difference in being pussy whipped.


Hell, when I was a kid I got beat on with everything. Regular beatings
were the traditional treatment for ADD. It didn't work, all it did was
make me hate and despise the people beating on me. No matter how much I
was beat on I couldn't sit still. I don't like people who hit little
kids. O_o

TDD

On 11/23/2012 9:22 PM, z wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 12:33:51 -0800, Oren wrote:

On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:36:43 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote:

SWMBO? I love it when you pussy-whiped losers proudly refer to your wives
as She Who Must Be Obeyed. What an interesting mind-set to observe.

I'd rather be the guy who lovingly calls his wife of 28 wonderful years,
and the mother of his 4 great kids, by a term of endearment than a fool who
hides behind the Internet and calls me pussy whipped.

Stay lonely, my friend.

I'd rather be pussy whipped than beat with a hickory stick.

Whipped up, all in a lather? Creamy and gooey?

Just sayin'

Stop talkin' and fetch her stick! You got some obeyin' to do!


Black leather bustier, black fishnet stockings, red stiletto heels and a
long handled cat-o'-nine-tails? Don't forget the attitude. ^_^

TDD

The Daring Dufas wrote:
On 11/23/2012 5:20 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 15:23:56 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 11/23/2012 2:33 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:36:43 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote:

SWMBO? I love it when you pussy-whiped losers proudly refer to your wives
as She Who Must Be Obeyed. What an interesting mind-set to observe.

I'd rather be the guy who lovingly calls his wife of 28 wonderful years,
and the mother of his 4 great kids, by a term of endearment than a fool who
hides behind the Internet and calls me pussy whipped.

Stay lonely, my friend.

I'd rather be pussy whipped than beat with a hickory stick.

Just sayin'


The first one is a lot softer as I recall. ^_^

TDD

If you ever had a switchin' from a guava switch or a hickory switch,
you know the difference in being pussy whipped.


Hell, when I was a kid I got beat on with everything. Regular beatings
were the traditional treatment for ADD. It didn't work, all it did was
make me hate and despise the people beating on me. No matter how much I
was beat on I couldn't sit still. I don't like people who hit little kids. O_o

TDD

When we were very young, a belt across our bare bottoms was the usual
discipline for being bad. When we got older, and it wasn't proper to pull
our pants down in front of the rest of the family, it was a belt across our
palms.

As styles changed, my dad would sometimes wear a narrow belt. If he thought
the belt he was wearing wouldn't hurt our palms enough, we would have to go
upstairs and get a wider one from his closet. It really sucked having to go
fetch the instrument that you were about to get hit with!

On 11/24/2012 5:32 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
On 11/23/2012 5:20 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 15:23:56 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 11/23/2012 2:33 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:36:43 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote:

SWMBO? I love it when you pussy-whiped losers proudly refer to your wives
as She Who Must Be Obeyed. What an interesting mind-set to observe.

I'd rather be the guy who lovingly calls his wife of 28 wonderful years,
and the mother of his 4 great kids, by a term of endearment than a fool who
hides behind the Internet and calls me pussy whipped.

Stay lonely, my friend.

I'd rather be pussy whipped than beat with a hickory stick.

Just sayin'


The first one is a lot softer as I recall. ^_^

TDD

If you ever had a switchin' from a guava switch or a hickory switch,
you know the difference in being pussy whipped.


Hell, when I was a kid I got beat on with everything. Regular beatings
were the traditional treatment for ADD. It didn't work, all it did was
make me hate and despise the people beating on me. No matter how much I
was beat on I couldn't sit still. I don't like people who hit little kids. O_o

TDD

When we were very young, a belt across our bare bottoms was the usual
discipline for being bad. When we got older, and it wasn't proper to pull
our pants down in front of the rest of the family, it was a belt across our
palms.

As styles changed, my dad would sometimes wear a narrow belt. If he thought
the belt he was wearing wouldn't hurt our palms enough, we would have to go
upstairs and get a wider one from his closet. It really sucked having to go
fetch the instrument that you were about to get hit with!


The things adults did to us when we were children would get them
arrested today. Of course the standard method of behavior control
for children back then was to instill terror in them at all times.
When I was six years old, I decided all adults were full of crap,
the mistake I made was letting the nuns know it. The advantage I
have over many of my contemporaries is the fact that I have NO fear
of terrorists because as a small boy, I had Irish nuns for teachers.
I do have an irrational fear of albino penguins for some odd reason. O_o

TDD

On Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:32:43 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote:

The Daring Dufas wrote:
On 11/23/2012 5:20 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 15:23:56 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 11/23/2012 2:33 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:36:43 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote:

SWMBO? I love it when you pussy-whiped losers proudly refer to your wives
as She Who Must Be Obeyed. What an interesting mind-set to observe.

I'd rather be the guy who lovingly calls his wife of 28 wonderful years,
and the mother of his 4 great kids, by a term of endearment than a fool who
hides behind the Internet and calls me pussy whipped.

Stay lonely, my friend.

I'd rather be pussy whipped than beat with a hickory stick.

Just sayin'


The first one is a lot softer as I recall. ^_^

TDD

If you ever had a switchin' from a guava switch or a hickory switch,
you know the difference in being pussy whipped.


Hell, when I was a kid I got beat on with everything. Regular beatings
were the traditional treatment for ADD. It didn't work, all it did was
make me hate and despise the people beating on me. No matter how much I
was beat on I couldn't sit still. I don't like people who hit little kids. O_o

TDD

When we were very young, a belt across our bare bottoms was the usual
discipline for being bad. When we got older, and it wasn't proper to pull
our pants down in front of the rest of the family, it was a belt across our
palms.

As styles changed, my dad would sometimes wear a narrow belt. If he thought
the belt he was wearing wouldn't hurt our palms enough, we would have to go
upstairs and get a wider one from his closet. It really sucked having to go
fetch the instrument that you were about to get hit with!

I know. When I was bad I would hide the guava switch from the
disciplinarians. They found out and then sent me to cut another limber
branch of the tree. Once I brought back one that was dying or weak.
Next thing I know they sent me back to cut another. After all that I
still got a "good switchin'".

A lesson in humility, I swear!

On 11/24/2012 8:08 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:32:43 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote:

The Daring Dufas wrote:
On 11/23/2012 5:20 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 15:23:56 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 11/23/2012 2:33 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:36:43 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote:

SWMBO? I love it when you pussy-whiped losers proudly refer to your wives
as She Who Must Be Obeyed. What an interesting mind-set to observe.

I'd rather be the guy who lovingly calls his wife of 28 wonderful years,
and the mother of his 4 great kids, by a term of endearment than a fool who
hides behind the Internet and calls me pussy whipped.

Stay lonely, my friend.

I'd rather be pussy whipped than beat with a hickory stick.

Just sayin'


The first one is a lot softer as I recall. ^_^

TDD

If you ever had a switchin' from a guava switch or a hickory switch,
you know the difference in being pussy whipped.


Hell, when I was a kid I got beat on with everything. Regular beatings
were the traditional treatment for ADD. It didn't work, all it did was
make me hate and despise the people beating on me. No matter how much I
was beat on I couldn't sit still. I don't like people who hit little kids. O_o

TDD

When we were very young, a belt across our bare bottoms was the usual
discipline for being bad. When we got older, and it wasn't proper to pull
our pants down in front of the rest of the family, it was a belt across our
palms.

As styles changed, my dad would sometimes wear a narrow belt. If he thought
the belt he was wearing wouldn't hurt our palms enough, we would have to go
upstairs and get a wider one from his closet. It really sucked having to go
fetch the instrument that you were about to get hit with!

I know. When I was bad I would hide the guava switch from the
disciplinarians. They found out and then sent me to cut another limber
branch of the tree. Once I brought back one that was dying or weak.
Next thing I know they sent me back to cut another. After all that I
still got a "good switchin'".

A lesson in humility, I swear!


What should be used today on kids is a remote control stun collar that a
teacher can set off by punching in a code. They would become the Taser
Generation. ^_^

TDD

On Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:58:09 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 11/24/2012 8:08 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:32:43 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote:

The Daring Dufas wrote:
On 11/23/2012 5:20 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 15:23:56 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 11/23/2012 2:33 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:36:43 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote:

SWMBO? I love it when you pussy-whiped losers proudly refer to your wives
as She Who Must Be Obeyed. What an interesting mind-set to observe.

I'd rather be the guy who lovingly calls his wife of 28 wonderful years,
and the mother of his 4 great kids, by a term of endearment than a fool who
hides behind the Internet and calls me pussy whipped.

Stay lonely, my friend.

I'd rather be pussy whipped than beat with a hickory stick.

Just sayin'


The first one is a lot softer as I recall. ^_^

TDD

If you ever had a switchin' from a guava switch or a hickory switch,
you know the difference in being pussy whipped.


Hell, when I was a kid I got beat on with everything. Regular beatings
were the traditional treatment for ADD. It didn't work, all it did was
make me hate and despise the people beating on me. No matter how much I
was beat on I couldn't sit still. I don't like people who hit little kids. O_o

TDD

When we were very young, a belt across our bare bottoms was the usual
discipline for being bad. When we got older, and it wasn't proper to pull
our pants down in front of the rest of the family, it was a belt across our
palms.

As styles changed, my dad would sometimes wear a narrow belt. If he thought
the belt he was wearing wouldn't hurt our palms enough, we would have to go
upstairs and get a wider one from his closet. It really sucked having to go
fetch the instrument that you were about to get hit with!

I know. When I was bad I would hide the guava switch from the
disciplinarians. They found out and then sent me to cut another limber
branch of the tree. Once I brought back one that was dying or weak.
Next thing I know they sent me back to cut another. After all that I
still got a "good switchin'".

A lesson in humility, I swear!


What should be used today on kids is a remote control stun collar that a
teacher can set off by punching in a code. They would become the Taser
Generation. ^_^

TDD
Just use a "bark collar"

On 11/25/2012 12:13 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:58:09 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 11/24/2012 8:08 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:32:43 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote:

The Daring Dufas wrote:
On 11/23/2012 5:20 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 15:23:56 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 11/23/2012 2:33 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:36:43 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote:

SWMBO? I love it when you pussy-whiped losers proudly refer to your wives
as She Who Must Be Obeyed. What an interesting mind-set to observe.

I'd rather be the guy who lovingly calls his wife of 28 wonderful years,
and the mother of his 4 great kids, by a term of endearment than a fool who
hides behind the Internet and calls me pussy whipped.

Stay lonely, my friend.

I'd rather be pussy whipped than beat with a hickory stick.

Just sayin'


The first one is a lot softer as I recall. ^_^

TDD

If you ever had a switchin' from a guava switch or a hickory switch,
you know the difference in being pussy whipped.


Hell, when I was a kid I got beat on with everything. Regular beatings
were the traditional treatment for ADD. It didn't work, all it did was
make me hate and despise the people beating on me. No matter how much I
was beat on I couldn't sit still. I don't like people who hit little kids. O_o

TDD

When we were very young, a belt across our bare bottoms was the usual
discipline for being bad. When we got older, and it wasn't proper to pull
our pants down in front of the rest of the family, it was a belt across our
palms.

As styles changed, my dad would sometimes wear a narrow belt. If he thought
the belt he was wearing wouldn't hurt our palms enough, we would have to go
upstairs and get a wider one from his closet. It really sucked having to go
fetch the instrument that you were about to get hit with!

I know. When I was bad I would hide the guava switch from the
disciplinarians. They found out and then sent me to cut another limber
branch of the tree. Once I brought back one that was dying or weak.
Next thing I know they sent me back to cut another. After all that I
still got a "good switchin'".

A lesson in humility, I swear!


What should be used today on kids is a remote control stun collar that a
teacher can set off by punching in a code. They would become the Taser
Generation. ^_^

TDD
Just use a "bark collar"


Back in the early 70's I was working for a guy who kept hunting dogs at
his home in the town where he lived. In an effort to keep the dogs from
constantly barking, he used a bark trainer. He often had me replace the
batteries in the device for him after the things ran down. He told me
that when he put it on a dog, a smart dog would bark once, a dumb dog
would bark twice and really stupid dog would bark 3 times. He had one
smart bitch who would test the batteries. She would make a quiet sound
then get increasingly louder until she could go all out. It goes to show
you that you can't keep a smart bitch quiet. ^_^

TDD

Oh, we're talking about dogs?

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"The Daring Dufas"
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Back in the early 70's I was working for a guy who kept hunting dogs at
his home in the town where he lived. In an effort to keep the dogs from
constantly barking, he used a bark trainer. He often had me replace the
batteries in the device for him after the things ran down. He told me
that when he put it on a dog, a smart dog would bark once, a dumb dog
would bark twice and really stupid dog would bark 3 times. He had one
smart bitch who would test the batteries. She would make a quiet sound
then get increasingly louder until she could go all out. It goes to show
you that you can't keep a smart bitch quiet. ^_^

TDD