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My husbend is so smart
My husbend is so smart becuz he made hot water for kids bath. Bout a
munth ago our water heeter broke and since then we got no hot water. yesturday the kids teecher sent kids home becuz they stink. All 3 of them came home. We cant pay for new water heeter becuz my husbend lost his job at hostess. Everywun heer at the trayler park worket at hostess so nobuddy has job. Lasst nite husbend filled bathtub with cold water and put elecktric heeter in it. He leeve it turned on all nite and now water is steeming. He told kids they all got to take bath at the same time and he put bath salt in the water to kill stink. The kids are just getting reddy to take bath and he told kids to yell if water gets too hot so he can turn off the elecktric heeter in tub. I think kids can go to sckool today and wont stink. Thats good becuz we want to go to the bar and get drunk befor Thanksgivvin. I must of marryed the smartesst guy in the world. He is my hero. what a man. Lizzy Franklin |
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If you were a good customer at the bar, the kids could of had their bath in
the big stainless sink in the back of the bar. They even got hot shower hose, that is kind of springy and fun. You have to bring your own towels. Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. wrote in message ... My husbend is so smart becuz he made hot water for kids bath. Bout a munth ago our water heeter broke and since then we got no hot water. yesturday the kids teecher sent kids home becuz they stink. All 3 of them came home. We cant pay for new water heeter becuz my husbend lost his job at hostess. Everywun heer at the trayler park worket at hostess so nobuddy has job. Lasst nite husbend filled bathtub with cold water and put elecktric heeter in it. He leeve it turned on all nite and now water is steeming. He told kids they all got to take bath at the same time and he put bath salt in the water to kill stink. The kids are just getting reddy to take bath and he told kids to yell if water gets too hot so he can turn off the elecktric heeter in tub. I think kids can go to sckool today and wont stink. Thats good becuz we want to go to the bar and get drunk befor Thanksgivvin. I must of marryed the smartesst guy in the world. He is my hero. what a man. Lizzy Franklin |
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My husbend is so smart
This post is obviously crude humor. I can tell, cause they only have three
kids. I could believe six or seven. Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Earl J. Hickey" wrote in message eb.com... On 11/21/2012 7:59 AM, wrote: hot so he can turn off the elecktric heeter in tub. I think kids can go to sckool today and wont stink. Thats good becuz we want to go to the bar and get drunk befor Thanksgivvin. I must of marryed the smartesst guy in the world. He is my hero. what a man. Lizzy Franklin You two are clearly a matched set. |
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My husbend is so smart
On 11/21/2012 9:58 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
This post is obviously crude humor. I can tell, cause they only have three kids. I could believe six or seven. Whew! I was worried another family joined the Romney 47%. |
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My husbend is so smart
Why didnt you just use a toaster so you could feed them at the same
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Wow. Pretty impressive.
I presume your husband graduated from high school. And, I'm guessing there are about as many rednecks that can spell as there are hockey players with all their teeth. Last edited by nestork : November 22nd 12 at 09:01 AM |
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