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It's the end of the end of the world predictions!
Abandon hope, ye who read this list.

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Funny OT!


RUN, HIDE, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!!!!! Madonna flashed
her 53 year old nipple and fans and jealous celebrities are having a
meltdown, and predicting the world will now end!!!!! OMG, Madonna's
nipple, we're ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!


"Most embarrassing, cringe-worthy, desperate moment in the history of
music"


Madonna receives backlash for being too old following nip-slip
controversy


By Fehintola Betiku*and Daily Mail Reporter*

PUBLISHED: 11:25 EST, June 11, 2012
UPDATED: 11:25 EST, June 11, 2012


She's known for her controversial antics and publicity seeking schemes.
But it seems Madonna's latest scandalous action may have been just a
step too far for some people, who have taken to Twitter to slate her.
The Queen of Pop has caused outrage by purposefully exposing her right
breast while performing in Istanbul over the weekend.


Don't repress yourself: Madonna flashed her right breast during a
performance of Human Nature in Istanbul.


And now a flurry of fans have taken to the internet to criticise her
actions and complain that the 53-year-old is too old to be flashing her
flesh in such a way.


One online fan wrote:


"Isn't Madonna a little too old to be flashing nip on stage? With her
kids in the background as they're performing with her on tour? ".


Another added:


"Why is Madonna still showing off her tits? No, it's not sexy to see a
woman who could be my grandma whipping her nipple around".


And even celebrity fans have waded into the debate, with newsman Piers
Morgan writing on Twitter:


"Most embarrassing, cringe-worthy, desperate moment in the history of
music?".


Lost in the music: Madonna pulled her shirt open as she performed her
1995 hit.


But some fans have been more sympathetic, like Hollywood actress
Christina Applegate, who commented:


"Reading twitter this am and there r all these tweets about Madonna and
her nipple flash. And we are shocked because...? What I'm saying is. Its
not like Sarah Palin had a nip slip, its Madonna".


And a couple of fans have even pointed out Madonna has gone back on her
word from just five months ago.


One wrote:


"Madonna, you don't have to show nipples to be interesting. It doesn't
necessarily mean you're cutting edge if you do, right?".


Last week the pop star was pictured covering up in an unflattering
ensemble as she visited various historical landmarks in Turkey.


Giving them something to remember: The Girl Gone Wild singer ripped off
part of her bra.


But on Thursday evening the singer shocked when she exposed her right
breast to an audience of over 55,000 people during a performance of
Human Nature at the Turk Telecom Arena in Istanbul. Caught in the moment
of the provocative 1995 hit's lyrics Madonna undressed herself much to
the pleasure of her excited fans. The 53-year-old took to the stage
wearing a White shirt and a pair of pin striped trousers, with a cane in
hand as she wore her blonde hair in an updo.


As she got into the song she threw her cane to one side and pulled open
her shirt displaying a strapped bra top.


She then ripped off the first layer of her bra revealing her lacy
lingerie.


In a few suggestive tugs she pulled at her bra straps before pulling the
entire cup down and exposing her breast.


The Girl Gone Wild singer who last performed in Turkey almost 20 years
ago then quickly turned from the audience, unzipped her trousers, and
stood with her hand in her pants.


Shortly after she zipped her trouser back up and began singing Like A
Virgin.


Exposed: The 53-year-old showed off her bare nipple to the crowd of over
55,000 people.


Gone all coy: The singer turned away from the crowd before unzipping her
trousers.


Madonna touched down in Turkey on Tuesday evening alongside her beau
Brahim Zaibat, two of her children Rocco and Mercy, alongside an
entourage of 200 people.


The pair were spotted looking every inch the happy couple as they walked
down the stairs of the aircraft in Istanbul. The next stop on Madonna's
MDNA tour will be Rome where she will take to the stage at the Stadio
Olimpico on Tuesday evening.

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Seen from "Predator" movie:


Poncho: "Billy you know something....what is it?"


Billy: "I'm scared Poncho!"


Poncho: "Bull****! You ain't afraid of no man!"


Billy: "Madonna's out there waiting for us, and she ain't no man! She
showed us her nipple.....We're all going die!"


Piers Morgan: "If she bleeds, we can kill her! GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!!!!"

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