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How deep to make foundation on the Moon
When Newt Gingrich becomes president, I plan to build a house on the
moon. I'm making plans now. How deep into the earth should I put the foundation? Errrrr. wait a minute, that should read "How deep into the *MOON* should I put the foundation"? |
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On Jan 29, 9:44*am, Bernie Ward bernie.ward@hotmail wrote:
On 1/29/2012 9:49 AM, wrote: When Newt Gingrich becomes president, I plan to build a house on the moon. *I'm making plans now. *How deep into the earth should I put the foundation? *Errrrr. wait a minute, that should read "How deep into the *MOON* should I put the foundation"? At least 6 inches below the frost line Does it frost on the Moon? -C- |
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On Jan 29, 8:11*am, Country wrote:
On Jan 29, 9:44*am, Bernie Ward bernie.ward@hotmail wrote: On 1/29/2012 9:49 AM, wrote: When Newt Gingrich becomes president, I plan to build a house on the moon. *I'm making plans now. *How deep into the earth should I put the foundation? *Errrrr. wait a minute, that should read "How deep into the *MOON* should I put the foundation"? At least 6 inches below the frost line Does it frost on the Moon? -C- Since by the word frost they mean freezing of water then it would probably have to be at least half a mile down. |
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Bernie Ward bernie.ward@hotmail wrote in
: On 1/29/2012 9:49 AM, wrote: When Newt Gingrich becomes president, I plan to build a house on the moon. I'm making plans now. How deep into the earth should I put the foundation? Errrrr. wait a minute, that should read "How deep into the *MOON* should I put the foundation"? At least 6 inches below the frost line Cite???!!! How can you say that? It's up to the Local Authority inspector. |
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I think you should consider using sky hooks.
This is in keeping with pie-in-the-sky idea and a baseless foundation. Charlie wrote in message ... When Newt Gingrich becomes president, I plan to build a house on the moon. I'm making plans now. How deep into the earth should I put the foundation? Errrrr. wait a minute, that should read "How deep into the *MOON* should I put the foundation"? |
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Also depends if it's on the American section, or the Russian section of the
moon. Russian side requires bribes. Local code inspector will know how deep is the frost line. Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Red Green" wrote in message ... At least 6 inches below the frost line Cite???!!! How can you say that? It's up to the Local Authority inspector. |
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For years, NASA has been able to do whatever it wants, essentially
thumbing it's nose at OSHA. But now, private enterprise will be building and operating spacecraft. Will corporations be able to build spacecraft that will meet all the ADA and OSHA safety regulations yet still be light enough to climb into orbit? |
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On Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:01:59 -0500, Moe Gasser
wrote: For years, NASA has been able to do whatever it wants, essentially thumbing it's nose at OSHA. But now, private enterprise will be building and operating spacecraft. Will corporations be able to build spacecraft that will meet all the ADA and OSHA safety regulations yet still be light enough to climb into orbit? LOL -- Good one! |
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Lets see, wheel chair ramps, and handicap accessable toilets (several per
rocket) and a fire alarm system with strobes, klaxon, bed shakers. Exit lights with two hour battery back up. Showers with handicap access low threshhold, and..... Heck, no, the rocket will weigh more than the World Trade Center. Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Moe Gasser" wrote in message ... For years, NASA has been able to do whatever it wants, essentially thumbing it's nose at OSHA. But now, private enterprise will be building and operating spacecraft. Will corporations be able to build spacecraft that will meet all the ADA and OSHA safety regulations yet still be light enough to climb into orbit? |
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On 1/29/2012 8:11 AM, Country wrote:
On Jan 29, 9:44 am, Bernie Wardbernie.ward@hotmail wrote: On 1/29/2012 9:49 AM, wrote: When Newt Gingrich becomes president, I plan to build a house on the moon. I'm making plans now. How deep into the earth should I put the foundation? Errrrr. wait a minute, that should read "How deep into the *MOON* should I put the foundation"? At least 6 inches below the frost line Does it frost on the Moon? -C- Anybody who plans to live had better hope it does. Otherwise they're gonna get mighty thirsty. |
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Better plan on bringing some oxygen, also.
Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "mike" wrote in message ... Anybody who plans to live had better hope it does. Otherwise they're gonna get mighty thirsty. |
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On 1/29/2012 7:48 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Better plan on bringing some oxygen, also. Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . wrote in message ... Anybody who plans to live had better hope it does. Otherwise they're gonna get mighty thirsty. If you got water, you got oxygen. |
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On 1/29/2012 3:01 PM, Moe Gasser wrote:
For years, NASA has been able to do whatever it wants, essentially thumbing it's nose at OSHA. But now, private enterprise will be building and operating spacecraft. Will corporations be able to build spacecraft that will meet all the ADA and OSHA safety regulations yet still be light enough to climb into orbit? Does anyone produce a low aerodynamic drag wheelchair ramp? o_O TDD |
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Only if you can separate it from the hydrogen.
Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "mike" wrote in message ... On 1/29/2012 7:48 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote: Better plan on bringing some oxygen, also. If you got water, you got oxygen. |
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On Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:41:11 -0600, JimT wrote:
Obambo, wielding and firing his M60 machine gun with one hand while jumping from his UH-60 Black Hawk, gunned down the terrorist and ran upstairs in the secret compound where Osama bin Laden cowered in his bedroom. Obambo shot OBL in the head as the evil doer raised his AK-47 assault rifle in a futile attempt to fight off the unstoppable Obambo. Obambo, hero to the world. ^_^ TDD Yeah, Bush taking a crap in tora bora prolonging the war for his neocon buddies. Sounds like you got it right. No comparison. Those needing instant killin' in Tora Bora started asking for a cease fire. They should have ALL been killed when they were on the run. OBL got away, at least in my mind. BHO deserves credit for "pulling the trigger" on OBL. I give him that. BHO has never been on a Black Hawk 'copter. |
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"Stormin Mormon" wrote in
: Lets see, wheel chair ramps, and handicap accessable toilets (several per rocket) and a fire alarm system with strobes, klaxon, bed shakers. Exit lights with two hour battery back up. Showers with handicap access low threshhold, and..... My God Stormy! Thank you, thank you, thank you for noting this. Someone might get Ohfeeeeeeeeended! Heck, no, the rocket will weigh more than the World Trade Center. Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . "Moe Gasser" wrote in message ... For years, NASA has been able to do whatever it wants, essentially thumbing it's nose at OSHA. But now, private enterprise will be building and operating spacecraft. Will corporations be able to build spacecraft that will meet all the ADA and OSHA safety regulations yet still be light enough to climb into orbit? |
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On 1/30/2012 4:15 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:41:11 -0600, wrote: Obambo, wielding and firing his M60 machine gun with one hand while jumping from his UH-60 Black Hawk, gunned down the terrorist and ran upstairs in the secret compound where Osama bin Laden cowered in his bedroom. Obambo shot OBL in the head as the evil doer raised his AK-47 assault rifle in a futile attempt to fight off the unstoppable Obambo. Obambo, hero to the world. ^_^ TDD Yeah, Bush taking a crap in tora bora prolonging the war for his neocon buddies. Sounds like you got it right. No comparison. Those needing instant killin' in Tora Bora started asking for a cease fire. They should have ALL been killed when they were on the run. OBL got away, at least in my mind. BHO deserves credit for "pulling the trigger" on OBL. I give him that. BHO has never been on a Black Hawk 'copter. I had to laugh when, I think it was, The History Chanel did a show on The President's helicopter, Marine One, referring to it as a Black Hawk. There is a Presidential "White Hawk" or two but the chopper we see the most is the old VH-3D Sea King. They were supposed to be retired and replaced with the Lockheed Martin VH-71 Kestrel. In June 2009, the U.S. Navy terminated the contract and said remaining funds would be spent to upgrade to the existing Presidential fleet of VH-3D and VH-60N helicopters. The VH-60N is called the "White Hawk" which is based on the Black Hawk. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_One TDD |
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On Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:24:09 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote: Yeah, Bush taking a crap in tora bora prolonging the war for his neocon buddies. Sounds like you got it right. No comparison. Those needing instant killin' in Tora Bora started asking for a cease fire. They should have ALL been killed when they were on the run. OBL got away, at least in my mind. BHO deserves credit for "pulling the trigger" on OBL. I give him that. BHO has never been on a Black Hawk 'copter. I had to laugh when, I think it was, The History Chanel did a show on The President's helicopter, Marine One, referring to it as a Black Hawk. There is a Presidential "White Hawk" or two but the chopper we see the most is the old VH-3D Sea King. They were supposed to be retired and replaced with the Lockheed Martin VH-71 Kestrel. In June 2009, the U.S. Navy terminated the contract and said remaining funds would be spent to upgrade to the existing Presidential fleet of VH-3D and VH-60N helicopters. The VH-60N is called the "White Hawk" which is based on the Black Hawk. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_One TDD Did you see the in Hawk hoax - _Farmer convicted in hawk hoax_ "New Zealand farmer Grant Michael Teahan was arrested in a bizarre case in which he was caught spray painting hawks as a hoax to make local bird watchers think they had discovered a new species. " http://www.examiner.com/pets-in-hartford/farmer-convicted-hawk-hoax |
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Signage, bilingual English and Spanish, too. So the dozen or so illegal
immigrants stowed away will know which is a toilet, and which is a shower. And, a bank so they can all cash their multiple welfare checks. Got to have a bank. Emergency ER room, and a pawn shop so they can pawn the $4,723.57 brass toilet seats they will end up stealing. Oh, gosh, now I've offended them. Illegal immigrants don't steal. Sorry. Nevermind. Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Red Green" wrote in message ... "Stormin Mormon" wrote in : Lets see, wheel chair ramps, and handicap accessable toilets (several per rocket) and a fire alarm system with strobes, klaxon, bed shakers. Exit lights with two hour battery back up. Showers with handicap access low threshhold, and..... My God Stormy! Thank you, thank you, thank you for noting this. Someone might get Ohfeeeeeeeeended! |
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Is Marine One, now the Half-Black Hawk?
The Post-Racial helecopter that was all Bush's fault. Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "The Daring Dufas" wrote in message ... BHO has never been on a Black Hawk 'copter. I had to laugh when, I think it was, The History Chanel did a show on The President's helicopter, Marine One, referring to it as a Black Hawk. There is a Presidential "White Hawk" or two but the chopper we see the most is the old VH-3D Sea King. They were supposed to be retired and replaced with the Lockheed Martin VH-71 Kestrel. In June 2009, the U.S. Navy terminated the contract and said remaining funds would be spent to upgrade to the existing Presidential fleet of VH-3D and VH-60N helicopters. The VH-60N is called the "White Hawk" which is based on the Black Hawk. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_One TDD |
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Wouldn't Obambo figure out that was a Muslim king, and bow down to him?
Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. Obambo, wielding and firing his M60 machine gun with one hand while jumping from his UH-60 Black Hawk, gunned down the terrorist and ran upstairs in the secret compound where Osama bin Laden cowered in his bedroom. Obambo shot OBL in the head as the evil doer raised his AK-47 assault rifle in a futile attempt to fight off the unstoppable Obambo. Obambo, hero to the world. ^_^ TDD |
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Pink. How fitting, for our current C in C.
Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Oren" wrote in message ... Did you see the in Hawk hoax - _Farmer convicted in hawk hoax_ "New Zealand farmer Grant Michael Teahan was arrested in a bizarre case in which he was caught spray painting hawks as a hoax to make local bird watchers think they had discovered a new species. " http://www.examiner.com/pets-in-hartford/farmer-convicted-hawk-hoax |
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Oren writes:
On Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:41:11 -0600, JimT wrote: Obambo, wielding and firing his M60 machine gun with one hand while jumping from his UH-60 Black Hawk, gunned down the terrorist and ran upstairs in the secret compound where Osama bin Laden cowered in his bedroom. Obambo shot OBL in the head as the evil doer raised his AK-47 assault rifle in a futile attempt to fight off the unstoppable Obambo. Obambo, hero to the world. ^_^ TDD Yeah, Bush taking a crap in tora bora prolonging the war for his neocon buddies. Sounds like you got it right. No comparison. Those needing instant killin' in Tora Bora started asking for a cease fire. They should have ALL been killed when they were on the run. OBL got away, at least in my mind. BHO deserves credit for "pulling the trigger" on OBL. I give him that. BHO has never been on a Black Hawk 'copter. Not yet. He throws 3 pointers like a pro, snatches flies out of the air, and kills terrorists with the power of his mind. When he needs to pilot the Black Hawk to escape the invaders from Mars, I have no doubt he'll pull it off. I think Michelle will figure out how to fire the mini-gun just in time to save the USA. Yeah, my team! -- Dan Espen |
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On 1/30/2012 5:55 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:24:09 -0600, The Daring Dufas wrote: Yeah, Bush taking a crap in tora bora prolonging the war for his neocon buddies. Sounds like you got it right. No comparison. Those needing instant killin' in Tora Bora started asking for a cease fire. They should have ALL been killed when they were on the run. OBL got away, at least in my mind. BHO deserves credit for "pulling the trigger" on OBL. I give him that. BHO has never been on a Black Hawk 'copter. I had to laugh when, I think it was, The History Chanel did a show on The President's helicopter, Marine One, referring to it as a Black Hawk. There is a Presidential "White Hawk" or two but the chopper we see the most is the old VH-3D Sea King. They were supposed to be retired and replaced with the Lockheed Martin VH-71 Kestrel. In June 2009, the U.S. Navy terminated the contract and said remaining funds would be spent to upgrade to the existing Presidential fleet of VH-3D and VH-60N helicopters. The VH-60N is called the "White Hawk" which is based on the Black Hawk. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_One TDD Did you see the in Hawk hoax - _Farmer convicted in hawk hoax_ "New Zealand farmer Grant Michael Teahan was arrested in a bizarre case in which he was caught spray painting hawks as a hoax to make local bird watchers think they had discovered a new species. " http://www.examiner.com/pets-in-hartford/farmer-convicted-hawk-hoax How did the authorities get the birds to sign a complaint? ^_^ TDD |
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On 1/30/2012 5:55 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:24:09 -0600, The Daring Dufas wrote: Yeah, Bush taking a crap in tora bora prolonging the war for his neocon buddies. Sounds like you got it right. No comparison. Those needing instant killin' in Tora Bora started asking for a cease fire. They should have ALL been killed when they were on the run. OBL got away, at least in my mind. BHO deserves credit for "pulling the trigger" on OBL. I give him that. BHO has never been on a Black Hawk 'copter. I had to laugh when, I think it was, The History Chanel did a show on The President's helicopter, Marine One, referring to it as a Black Hawk. There is a Presidential "White Hawk" or two but the chopper we see the most is the old VH-3D Sea King. They were supposed to be retired and replaced with the Lockheed Martin VH-71 Kestrel. In June 2009, the U.S. Navy terminated the contract and said remaining funds would be spent to upgrade to the existing Presidential fleet of VH-3D and VH-60N helicopters. The VH-60N is called the "White Hawk" which is based on the Black Hawk. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_One TDD Did you see the in Hawk hoax - _Farmer convicted in hawk hoax_ "New Zealand farmer Grant Michael Teahan was arrested in a bizarre case in which he was caught spray painting hawks as a hoax to make local bird watchers think they had discovered a new species. " http://www.examiner.com/pets-in-hartford/farmer-convicted-hawk-hoax My favorite animal panting was from the zoo in Lebanon that displayed a donkey painted like a zebra. o_O TDD |
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