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Thanksgiving Terrorism Alert 2011
NOTICE:
Terrorism Alert for Thanksgiving 2011. Before carving or eating your turkey today, be sure to thoroughly check it for bombs, and other explosives. Turkeys loaded with explosives are a major source of death, injuries, and other problems on Thanksgiving. Any store bought turkey can be loaded with explosives and other terrorist devices intended to kill. DO NOT trust any turkeys. Anyone under the age of 18 should ask someone in authority to inspect their turkey before eating. This is of utmost importance. This important alert has been forwarded for your notice by concerned persons in cooperation with the "U.S. Department of Homeland Security". God Bless America! |
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Thanksgiving Terrorism Alert 2011
This is obviously a phony troll. No government announcement
would include the name of God. After all, we have separation of church and state. (Or, so the activists say.....) And suppose we do have separation of church and state. Would we mention God in the founding documents? Printed on our money? Would we make school students chant something about "one nation, indivisible, under God...." every morning in government schools? I'm so confused! -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. wrote in message ... NOTICE: Terrorism Alert for Thanksgiving 2011. Before carving or eating your turkey today, be sure to thoroughly check it for bombs, and other explosives. Turkeys loaded with explosives are a major source of death, injuries, and other problems on Thanksgiving. Any store bought turkey can be loaded with explosives and other terrorist devices intended to kill. DO NOT trust any turkeys. Anyone under the age of 18 should ask someone in authority to inspect their turkey before eating. This is of utmost importance. This important alert has been forwarded for your notice by concerned persons in cooperation with the "U.S. Department of Homeland Security". God Bless America! |
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Thanksgiving Terrorism Alert 2011
On 11/24/11 08:28 am, Stormin Mormon wrote:
This is obviously a phony troll. No government announcement would include the name of God. After all, we have separation of church and state. (Or, so the activists say.....) And suppose we do have separation of church and state. Would we mention God in the founding documents? Printed on our money? Would we make school students chant something about "one nation, indivisible, under God...." every morning in government schools? I'm so confused! [SOAPBOX] We know what the term "establishment of religion" meant. It is *not* what the Supreme Court has said it means: it is the system where one specific religious expression (church, denomination, etc.) is the official religion of that nation or state. E.g., in the UK the Church of England is "by law established": the monarch is the "secular head" of the Church of England and must be crowned by the Archbishop of Canterbury, the "spiritual head" of the Church of England. In some Scandinavian countries the Lutheran Church is virtually a government department and its clergy virtually (or perhaps even officially) civil servants. A bishop cannot even get rid of a heretical pastor without the permission of some government minister. That is "establishment of religion" -- specifically the Lutheran version of the Christian religion. Moreover, the US Constitution as amended says that "*Congress* shall make no law...." Why cannot individual states make such laws? In fact I should not be surprised if the amendment (or at least its specific wording) was intended to prevent Congress from overriding the "established religion" that existed already in some states. Providing government money to private schools (whether neutral, atheist, Mormon, Baptist, Roman Catholic, Jewish, Hindu, Muslim or Calathumpian) on the same basis (e.g., having qualified teachers and suitable premises, and meeting approved educational standards) would not be "establishment of religion" at all: it would be _de facto_ DISestablishment of religion. [/SOAPBOX] Perce |
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Thanksgiving Terrorism Alert 2011
On 11/24/2011 1:13 PM, RonB wrote:
On Nov 24, 1:09 pm, wrote: On Nov 24, 12:35 pm, wrote: Ah yes, giving thanks to the indians shortly before massacring them. We didn't have to massacre them. 100 years of lying, backing out of treaties and forcing then into shrinking reserves left them starved and susceptible to every disease that came along. Like it or not, we had our on Holocaust. RonB pardon - "own" Holocaust My daddy didn't own no Indians! ^_^ TDD |
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Thanksgiving Terrorism Alert 2011
On Nov 24, 11:13*am, RonB wrote:
On Nov 24, 1:09*pm, RonB wrote: On Nov 24, 12:35*pm, harry wrote: Ah yes, giving thanks to the indians shortly before massacring them. We didn't have to massacre them. 100 years of lying, backing out of treaties and forcing then into shrinking reserves left them starved and susceptible to every disease that came along. Like it or not, we had our on Holocaust. RonB pardon - "own" Holocaust LIKE! HB |
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