NOTICE:

Terrorism Alert for Thanksgiving 2011.
Before carving or eating your turkey today, be sure to thoroughly
check it for bombs, and other explosives. Turkeys loaded with
explosives are a major source of death, injuries, and other problems
on Thanksgiving. Any store bought turkey can be loaded with
explosives and other terrorist devices intended to kill. DO NOT trust
any turkeys. Anyone under the age of 18 should ask someone in
authority to inspect their turkey before eating. This is of utmost
importance.

This important alert has been forwarded for your notice by concerned
persons in cooperation with the "U.S. Department of Homeland
Security".

God Bless America!