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Woodpeckers
I have a woodpecker who has taken a likening to the cedar siding on the
house. Any suggestions before he puts TOO big of a hole in the siding. -- People thought cybersex was a safe alternative, until patients started presenting with sexually acquired carpal tunnel syndrome.-Howard Berkowitz |
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On Oct 15, 5:56*pm, Kurt Ullman wrote:
I have a woodpecker who has taken a likening to the cedar siding on the house. Any suggestions before he puts TOO big of a hole in the siding. -- People thought cybersex was a safe alternative, until patients started presenting with sexually acquired carpal tunnel syndrome.-Howard Berkowitz Some kind of birdscarer? Dangling DVD/CD twinkles and frightens birds (for a while anyway) |
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On Sat, 15 Oct 2011 12:56:00 -0400, Kurt Ullman
wrote: I have a woodpecker who has taken a likening to the cedar siding on the house. Any suggestions before he puts TOO big of a hole in the siding. How about an attack spider? (LOL) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14nmlZ0gpC4&feature=player_embedded |
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Kurt Ullman writes:
I have a woodpecker who has taken a likening to the cedar siding on the house. Any suggestions before he puts TOO big of a hole in the siding. Most likely he is after carpenter bees. That's what happened to me. If you find half inch sized holes in the siding there's a bee larva in there and the wood pecker is after it. I tried to deal with the problem with bug spray. I don't know if it worked because there was enough damage that I had the whole house sided with vinyl and all the exposed wood covered with aluminum. No woodpeckers since. -- Dan Espen |
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Where I am most houses use vinyl siding, The woodpeckers bang away on them.
I've heard that they use the noise as a mating call. cb "notbob" wrote in message ... On 2011-10-15, wrote: aluminum. No woodpeckers since. Don't let your guard down quite yet. We had a whacky wookpecker hammer away on our alum TV antenna mast for 3 wks before finally packing it in. nb |
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On 2011-10-15, Charlie wrote:
Where I am most houses use vinyl siding, The woodpeckers bang away on them. I've heard that they use the noise as a mating call. The species we have here in CO would die out, if that were the case. CO has no native hardwoods, but plenty of woodpeckers. I've NEVER heard a single one. There's one that constantly hammers away on the tree jes outside my window, but he makes no noise I can hear. I can only assume it's due to the softwood trees we have. When I lived in CA, you could hear woodpeckers hammering away on oaks and/or oak fence posts, fer miles. shrug nb |
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notbob wrote:
Don't let your guard down quite yet. We had a whacky wookpecker hammer away on our alum TV antenna mast for 3 wks before finally packing it in. I've never seen an aluminum TV mast. Only steel. |
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On 2011-10-15, Home Guy wrote:
I've never seen an aluminum TV mast. You need to get away from home, guy. nb |
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On 10/15/2011 1:27 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 15 Oct 2011 12:56:00 -0400, Kurt wrote: I have a woodpecker who has taken a likening to the cedar siding on the house. Any suggestions before he puts TOO big of a hole in the siding. How about an attack spider? (LOL) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14nmlZ0gpC4&feature=player_embedded Nice! That will do the job! |
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On 10/15/2011 2:47 PM, notbob wrote:
On 2011-10-15, wrote: Where I am most houses use vinyl siding, The woodpeckers bang away on them. I've heard that they use the noise as a mating call. The species we have here in CO would die out, if that were the case. CO has no native hardwoods, but plenty of woodpeckers. I've NEVER heard a single one. There's one that constantly hammers away on the tree jes outside my window, but he makes no noise I can hear. I can only assume it's due to the softwood trees we have. When I lived in CA, you could hear woodpeckers hammering away on oaks and/or oak fence posts, fer miles.shrug nb Here we have some little ones and lots of BIG ones up to 18 inches long. I sure am glad they don't attack the house! I see and hear them every day. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pileated_Woodpecker |
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On 10/15/2011 11:56 AM, Kurt Ullman wrote:
I have a woodpecker... T. M. I. -Bob |
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At least the whole person isn't a peckerwood.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=peckerwood -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "zxcvbob" wrote in message ... On 10/15/2011 11:56 AM, Kurt Ullman wrote: I have a woodpecker... T. M. I. -Bob |
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Oren wrote:
On Sat, 15 Oct 2011 12:56:00 -0400, Kurt Ullman wrote: I have a woodpecker who has taken a likening to the cedar siding on the house. Any suggestions before he puts TOO big of a hole in the siding. How about an attack spider? (LOL) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14nmlZ0gpC4&feature=player_embedded Brilliant! Patch the hole, and tape or tack some sheet metal over it until he gives up will work too. |
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On 10/16/2011 5:43 PM, Bob F wrote:
Oren wrote: On Sat, 15 Oct 2011 12:56:00 -0400, Kurt wrote: I have a woodpecker who has taken a likening to the cedar siding on the house. Any suggestions before he puts TOO big of a hole in the siding. How about an attack spider? (LOL) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14nmlZ0gpC4&feature=player_embedded Brilliant! Patch the hole, and tape or tack some sheet metal over it until he gives up will work too. Nothing short of a 12-gauge or Hardie-Panel will work, based on my recent experience. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2324231397071&set=a.2205217621801.2 122105.1588220333&type=1&theater -- aem sends.... |
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In article ,
aemeijers wrote: On 10/16/2011 5:43 PM, Bob F wrote: Oren wrote: On Sat, 15 Oct 2011 12:56:00 -0400, Kurt wrote: I have a woodpecker who has taken a likening to the cedar siding on the house. Any suggestions before he puts TOO big of a hole in the siding. How about an attack spider? (LOL) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14nmlZ0gpC4&feature=player_embedded Brilliant! Patch the hole, and tape or tack some sheet metal over it until he gives up will work too. Nothing short of a 12-gauge or Hardie-Panel will work, based on my recent experience. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...7621801.2 122 105.1588220333&type=1&theater I was reading some stuff from the Cooperative Extension and according to them woodpeckers are a protected species and if nothing else works you have to apply for permit to knock the little sucker off. -- People thought cybersex was a safe alternative, until patients started presenting with sexually acquired carpal tunnel syndrome.-Howard Berkowitz |
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On Sun, 16 Oct 2011 08:31:04 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: At least the whole person isn't a peckerwood. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=peckerwood Do not believe what all you read on that site. I spent years supervising staff and inmates. AB & SK (Arian brotherhood - skin heads). Never a mention of pecker wood! Even under the mafia, peckerwood. |
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On 10/15/2011 1:32 PM, Charlie wrote:
Where I am most houses use vinyl siding, The woodpeckers bang away on them. I've heard that they use the noise as a mating call. If I banged on my pecker with a piece of wood, there's no telling what sort of animal would be attracted by the sound I would make. ^_^ TDD |
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Well, there was homo erectus, and later
homo sapiens. In your case, you'd attract homo sadist. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "The Daring Dufas" wrote in message ... If I banged on my pecker with a piece of wood, there's no telling what sort of animal would be attracted by the sound I would make. ^_^ TDD |
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Oren writes:
On Sun, 16 Oct 2011 08:31:04 -0400, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: At least the whole person isn't a peckerwood. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=peckerwood Do not believe what all you read on that site. The first definition has 689 "up" votes and 130 "down" votes. The site is merely telling you how people voted about the definitions. I spent years supervising staff and inmates. AB & SK (Arian brotherhood - skin heads). Are you saying definition 3 is inaccurate or do you like 7 more? I think the Urban Dictionary is a great source. Anybody can post a definition. -- Dan Espen |
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"Kurt Ullman" wrote in message m... I have a woodpecker who has taken a likening to the cedar siding on the house. Any suggestions before he puts TOO big of a hole in the siding. I have heard that dangling old cd's will repel birds. Now, that's not a permanent solution, but it might just get this one to find a new home. I have seen fruit trees with them hanging, and there isn't a bird within sight. I would imagine you could find some old cds, or even purchase some reeeeealy cheap ones at the store and give it a go. Steve |
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http://www.groworganic.com/bird-scar...-500-roll.html
Google "Bird Scare Tape" for other sizes, costs. Sonny |
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On 10/16/2011 8:28 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Well, there was homo erectus, and later homo sapiens. In your case, you'd attract homo sadist. Oooo get him girls! *in my best queer voice* It would be like the fight scene at the end of Blazing Saddles. ^_^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwwWuf9dn1Q TDD |
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"Steve B" wrote: I would imagine you could find some old cds, or even purchase some reeeeealy cheap ones at the store and give it a go. Steve Now that I finally have a use for all those things AOL mailed to me... -- People thought cybersex was a safe alternative, until patients started presenting with sexually acquired carpal tunnel syndrome.-Howard Berkowitz |
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