Here is the 50 - 90 rule: If there is a 50/50 chance of
doing a job right, there is a 90% chance it will get done
wrong.

For example, the hoses on the back of my washing machine.
Only two ways to put them on. Right, and backwards. Of
coure, the next morning when the water is warmed back up, I
find out that they are hooked up backwards.

See?

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
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..

On Jan 18, 2:02*pm, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Here is the 50 - 90 rule: If there is a 50/50 chance of
doing a job right, there is a 90% chance it will get done
wrong.

For example, the hoses on the back of my washing machine.
Only two ways to put them on. Right, and backwards. Of
coure, the next morning when the water is warmed back up, I
find out that they are hooked up backwards.

See?

Just turn the clothes you're washing inside out and everything will be
fine.

R

Snicker. Snicker, Laf, Laf ! Gonna plagiarize that response!

Sparky 01


"RicodJour" wrote in message
...
On Jan 18, 2:02 pm, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Here is the 50 - 90 rule: If there is a 50/50 chance of
doing a job right, there is a 90% chance it will get done
wrong.

For example, the hoses on the back of my washing machine.
Only two ways to put them on. Right, and backwards. Of
coure, the next morning when the water is warmed back up, I
find out that they are hooked up backwards.

See?

Just turn the clothes you're washing inside out and everything will be
fine.

R

On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 11:56:01 -0800, RicodJour wrote:
Just turn the clothes you're washing inside out and everything will be
fine.


Ha ha!

Swap the hot and neutral where the machine plugs into the outlet.

On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 11:56:01 -0800, RicodJour wrote:
Just turn the clothes you're washing inside out and everything will be
fine.


Ha ha!

Swap the hot and neutral where the machine plugs into the outlet.

Stormin Mormon wrote:
Here is the 50 - 90 rule: If there is a 50/50 chance of
doing a job right, there is a 90% chance it will get done
wrong.

For example, the hoses on the back of my washing machine.
Only two ways to put them on. Right, and backwards. Of
coure, the next morning when the water is warmed back up, I
find out that they are hooked up backwards.

See?


I've noticed when I need a phillips screwdriver I will find three to
five standard screwdrivers first, and when I need a standard.......

On Jan 18, 2:02*pm, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:
Here is the 50 - 90 rule: If there is a 50/50 chance of
doing a job right, there is a 90% chance it will get done
wrong.

For example, the hoses on the back of my washing machine.
Only two ways to put them on. Right, and backwards. Of
coure, the next morning when the water is warmed back up, I
find out that they are hooked up backwards.

See?

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
*www.lds.org
.

Simply Turn your back towards The Machine after you load it and clip
The On Switch with your asscheeks.
Youve assed everything else hahahahaha ;°)
Pat Ecum

On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 15:10:18 -0600, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
wrote:

Stormin Mormon wrote:
Here is the 50 - 90 rule: If there is a 50/50 chance of
doing a job right, there is a 90% chance it will get done
wrong.

For example, the hoses on the back of my washing machine.
Only two ways to put them on. Right, and backwards. Of
coure, the next morning when the water is warmed back up, I
find out that they are hooked up backwards.

See?


I've noticed when I need a phillips screwdriver I will find three to
five standard screwdrivers first, and when I need a standard.......

Hey. I've gone to the tool box. And forgot what I was looking for.
Seems the entire committee in my head was all talking at once.

Move on, moments later -- Hey I need the screwdriver.

Oren wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 15:10:18 -0600, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
wrote:

Stormin Mormon wrote:
Here is the 50 - 90 rule: If there is a 50/50 chance of
doing a job right, there is a 90% chance it will get done
wrong.

For example, the hoses on the back of my washing machine.
Only two ways to put them on. Right, and backwards. Of
coure, the next morning when the water is warmed back up, I
find out that they are hooked up backwards.

See?


I've noticed when I need a phillips screwdriver I will find three to
five standard screwdrivers first, and when I need a standard.......

Hey. I've gone to the tool box. And forgot what I was looking for.
Seems the entire committee in my head was all talking at once.

Move on, moments later -- Hey I need the screwdriver.

An obvious case of AAADD.

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
...
Here is the 50 - 90 rule: If there is a 50/50 chance of
doing a job right, there is a 90% chance it will get done
wrong.

For example, the hoses on the back of my washing machine.
Only two ways to put them on. Right, and backwards. Of
coure, the next morning when the water is warmed back up, I
find out that they are hooked up backwards.

See?

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
.

Chris.... If you are not qualified for such technical work call a repair
company. WW

"WW" wrote in message
. ..

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
...
Here is the 50 - 90 rule: If there is a 50/50 chance of
doing a job right, there is a 90% chance it will get done
wrong.

For example, the hoses on the back of my washing machine.
Only two ways to put them on. Right, and backwards. Of
coure, the next morning when the water is warmed back up, I
find out that they are hooked up backwards.

See?

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
.

Chris.... If you are not qualified for such technical work call a repair
company. WW


Best reply of the bunch. ROTFLMAO

On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 15:39:02 -0800, "Bob F"
wrote:

Oren wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 15:10:18 -0600, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
wrote:

Stormin Mormon wrote:
Here is the 50 - 90 rule: If there is a 50/50 chance of
doing a job right, there is a 90% chance it will get done
wrong.

For example, the hoses on the back of my washing machine.
Only two ways to put them on. Right, and backwards. Of
coure, the next morning when the water is warmed back up, I
find out that they are hooked up backwards.

See?


I've noticed when I need a phillips screwdriver I will find three to
five standard screwdrivers first, and when I need a standard.......

Hey. I've gone to the tool box. And forgot what I was looking for.
Seems the entire committee in my head was all talking at once.

Move on, moments later -- Hey I need the screwdriver.

An obvious case of AAADD.


ducks, raises hand

Sounds good, to me. I'll do that.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"RicodJour"
wrote in message
...

Just turn the clothes you're washing inside out and
everything will be
fine.

R

I thought he'd tell me to operate the washer backwards in a
miror.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Bill Hall"
wrote in message
...

Snicker. Snicker, Laf, Laf ! Gonna plagiarize that response!

Sparky 01


"RicodJour" wrote in message
...

Just turn the clothes you're washing inside out and
everything will be
fine.

R

Hmm. That would do something, I guess.

--
Christopher A. Young
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..


"Jules Richardson" wrote
in message ...
On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 11:56:01 -0800, RicodJour wrote:
Just turn the clothes you're washing inside out and
everything will be
fine.


Ha ha!

Swap the hot and neutral where the machine plugs into the
outlet.

I've got a ten way screw driver with tips that pull out.
Same deal, here.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"FatterDumber& Happier Moe"
wrote in message
news:4d3601a9$0$9217

I've noticed when I need a phillips screwdriver I will
find three to
five standard screwdrivers first, and when I need a
standard.......

American Automobile Association Distracted Driver.

Yep, I can see that.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Bob F"
wrote in message
...

I've noticed when I need a phillips screwdriver I will
find three to
five standard screwdrivers first, and when I need a
standard.......

Hey. I've gone to the tool box. And forgot what I was
looking for.
Seems the entire committee in my head was all talking at
once.

Move on, moments later -- Hey I need the screwdriver.

An obvious case of AAADD.

I doubt any company would touch a twenty plus year old
machine. But, thanks for the idea.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"WW" wrote in message
. ..


Chris.... If you are not qualified for such technical work
call a repair
company. WW

Tomorrow, I have my attorney write you out of my will.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Colbyt" wrote in message
m...

Chris.... If you are not qualified for such technical work
call a repair
company. WW




Best reply of the bunch. ROTFLMAO

On Jan 18, 7:33*pm, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:
Tomorrow, I have my attorney write you out of my will.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
*www.lds.org
.

"Colbyt" wrote in message

m...

Chris.... If you are not qualified for such technical work
call a repair
company. WW

Best reply of the bunch. *ROTFLMAO

Just mark/reverse the hot and cold labels on the front of the machine.

Actually, that's a very good idea. Quick and easy.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
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..


"hr(bob) " wrote in
message
...

Just mark/reverse the hot and cold labels on the front of
the machine.