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Accessory to crime - they're gonna get you, Harry.
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On Dec 5, 5:20*pm, Frank wrote:
Accessory to crime - they're gonna get you, Harry. Heh Heh. I worked for the Queen at one time. She will look after me.. BTW What crime is that? Receiving an Email? |
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On Sun, 5 Dec 2010 11:40:01 -0800 (PST), harry
wrote: On Dec 5, 5:20Â*pm, Frank wrote: Accessory to crime - they're gonna get you, Harry. Heh Heh. I worked for the Queen at one time. She will look after me.. BTW What crime is that? Receiving an Email? My great grandad was veterinarian for the Queen's horses. That would be Victoria. Or so I was told. Didn't get me jack ****. --Vic |
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On Sun, 05 Dec 2010 14:22:21 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote Re OT Wikileaks: My great grandad was veterinarian for the Queen's horses. That would be Victoria. Or so I was told. Didn't get me jack ****. Probably because you spelled the name wrong. It's Jack Schitt. Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married to Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it... The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt. -- Work is the curse of the drinking class. |
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On Sun, 05 Dec 2010 14:47:27 -0600, Caesar Romano
wrote: On Sun, 05 Dec 2010 14:22:21 -0600, Vic Smith wrote Re OT Wikileaks: My great grandad was veterinarian for the Queen's horses. That would be Victoria. Or so I was told. Didn't get me jack ****. Probably because you spelled the name wrong. It's Jack Schitt. Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married to Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it... The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt. Good info. Thanks. --Vic |
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On Dec 5, 1:40*pm, harry wrote:
On Dec 5, 5:20*pm, Frank wrote: Accessory to crime - they're gonna get you, Harry. Heh Heh. *I worked for the Queen at one time. She will look after me.. BTW What crime is that? *Receiving an Email? They're sayin' you raped an elephant. Talk about junk in the trunk. |
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On 12/5/2010 2:47 PM, Caesar Romano wrote:
On Sun, 05 Dec 2010 14:22:21 -0600, Vic Smith wrote Re OT Wikileaks: My great grandad was veterinarian for the Queen's horses. That would be Victoria. Or so I was told. Didn't get me jack ****. Probably because you spelled the name wrong. It's Jack Schitt. Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married to Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it... The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt. In an illustrated format: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuRwis3_iVk TDD |
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On Dec 5, 8:47*pm, Caesar Romano wrote:
On Sun, 05 Dec 2010 14:22:21 -0600, Vic Smith wrote Re OT Wikileaks: My great grandad was veterinarian for the Queen's horses. That would be Victoria. *Or so I was told. Didn't get me jack ****. Probably because you spelled the name wrong. *It's Jack Schitt. Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married to Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it... The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt. -- Work is the curse of the drinking class. So where does Schitt-fer-brains come in? |
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On Dec 6, 4:33*am, harry wrote:
On Dec 5, 8:47*pm, Caesar Romano wrote: On Sun, 05 Dec 2010 14:22:21 -0600, Vic Smith wrote Re OT Wikileaks: My great grandad was veterinarian for the Queen's horses. That would be Victoria. *Or so I was told. Didn't get me jack ****. Probably because you spelled the name wrong. *It's Jack Schitt. Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married to Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it... The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt. -- Work is the curse of the drinking class. So where does Schitt-fer-brains come in?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - What? You have not taken the hint? |
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