On Dec 5, 8:47*pm, Caesar Romano wrote:
On Sun, 05 Dec 2010 14:22:21 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote Re OT Wikileaks:

My great grandad was veterinarian for the Queen's horses.
That would be Victoria. *Or so I was told.
Didn't get me jack ****.

Probably because you spelled the name wrong. *It's Jack Schitt.

Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married to Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep
N.Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious
couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt,
Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a
high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe
Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because
her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son,
Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable
throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in
a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced
the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made
millions. You've probably seen it...

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt,
the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned
from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt.

--
Work is the curse of the drinking class.

So where does Schitt-fer-brains come in?