On Aug 21, 11:38*am, "Nige" wrote:
john neeves wrote:
Do you have a Humorous at work story to tell? The one told me the other
day
was by a car windscreen fitter, lets call him Fred. He went around to
someone's house and fitted a new windscreen. Some cars are a lot more
complicated to do than others.

After working on one of the most difficult for several hours, he finished
the job and the owners wife came out of the house to sign for the work.
Just
then a women drove up, asked if this was Mr So and So's car, they both
said
yes.

The new arrival turned to the owners wife and said, I've had an affair
with
your husband for two years and yesterday he said he has finished with me.

With that she whipped out a small hammer and wrecked the windscreen. Fred
said his eyes have never been so big.

Thats about as funny as getting your cock caught in a revolving door.

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Nige,

'Candygram for Mongo'

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