On Aug 20, 5:35*pm, "john neeves" wrote:
Do you have a Humorous at work story to tell? The one told me the other day
was by a car windscreen fitter, lets call him Fred. He went around to
someone's house and fitted a new windscreen. Some cars are a lot more
complicated to do than others.

After working on one of the most difficult for several hours, he finished
the job and the owners wife came out of the house to sign for the work. Just
then a women drove up, asked if this was Mr So and So's car, they both said
yes.

The new arrival turned to the owners wife and said, I've had an affair with
your husband for two years and yesterday he said he has finished with me.

With that she whipped out a small hammer and wrecked the windscreen. Fred
said his eyes have never been so big.

I used to be in charge of maintenance at a hospital.
One day I got called to the A&E dept. They had a guy in there with
his hand stuck inside a peanut mashing machine. His workmates had
unbolted it and sent it into the hospital in the ambulance. I had to
get a couple of fitters in there with 48" pipe wrenches to dismantle
this thing. Fortunately the peanut oil had stopped the thing from
rusting up. He lost three fingers. We picked them out of the works of
the machine. It was te most ludicrous thing I saw, a couple of our
big ugly fitters in the theatre with a little Indian doctor hopping
round them. Bit non-hygenic I suppose.
Still he survived.

On Aug 20, 3:07*pm, harry wrote:
On Aug 20, 5:35*pm, "john neeves" wrote:

Do you have a Humorous at work story to tell? The one told me the other day
was by a car windscreen fitter, lets call him Fred. He went around to
someone's house and fitted a new windscreen. Some cars are a lot more
complicated to do than others.

After working on one of the most difficult for several hours, he finished
the job and the owners wife came out of the house to sign for the work. Just
then a women drove up, asked if this was Mr So and So's car, they both said
yes.

The new arrival turned to the owners wife and said, I've had an affair with
your husband for two years and yesterday he said he has finished with me.

With that she whipped out a small hammer and wrecked the windscreen. Fred
said his eyes have never been so big.

I used to be in charge of maintenance at a hospital.
One day I got called to the A&E dept. *They had a guy in there with
his hand stuck inside a peanut mashing machine. *His workmates had
unbolted it and sent it into the hospital in the ambulance. *I had to
get a couple of fitters in there with 48" pipe wrenches to dismantle
this thing. Fortunately the peanut oil had stopped the thing from
rusting up. *He lost three fingers. We picked them out of the works of
the machine. *It was te most ludicrous thing I saw, a couple of our
big ugly fitters in the theatre with a little Indian doctor hopping
round them. *Bit non-hygenic I suppose.
Still he survived.


I got fired from a food production line once because I got caught with
my finger in the pickle slicer. To be fair, they fired the pickle
slicer too.