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I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to
recover. Nothing like this example! * This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. You are a vile, loathsome excuse for a human being. I would bet money that one of the following applies to you: 1. You are a democrat and voted for Obama. 2. You are on Medicaid, Welfare, or some other government assistance because you're to apathetic to work for things you want in life. 3. If you are not funded, then you are related to someone who is. 4. You are a narcissistic, prideful sociopath with an unjustified sense of entitlement, clearly illustrated by your status in society. 5. You have problems with relationships, trust, and holding jobs. 6. You have bad oral hygiene and rarely if ever floss your teeth. 7. You could find enough money in the dimples of your ass to buy the same trash can from WalMart. Am I getting close? I hope that this message transcends this website and melds itself into the plastic fibers of my lovely trashcan. I hope that your Tuesdays and Fridays are literally "trash days". I sincerely hope that when you are diagnosed with cancer, the culprit is carcinogenic fumes from the plastic trashcan you stole. I will be scouting the neighborhood so have your receipts ready people. |
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On Jan 13, 11:16�pm, Oren wrote:
I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! * This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. You are a vile, loathsome excuse for a human being. I would bet money that one of the following applies to you: 1. You are a democrat and voted for Obama. 2. You are on Medicaid, Welfare, or some other government assistance because you're to apathetic to work for things you want in life. 3. If you are not funded, then you are related to someone who is. 4. You are a narcissistic, prideful sociopath with an unjustified sense of entitlement, clearly illustrated by your status in society. 5. You have problems with relationships, trust, and holding jobs. 6. You have bad oral hygiene and rarely if ever floss your teeth. 7. You could find enough money in the dimples of your ass to buy the same trash can from WalMart. Am I getting close? I hope that this message transcends this website and melds itself into the plastic fibers of my lovely trashcan. I hope that your Tuesdays and Fridays are literally "trash days". I sincerely hope that when you are diagnosed with cancer, the culprit is carcinogenic fumes from the plastic trashcan you stole. I will be scouting the neighborhood so have your receipts ready people. I had one of those large grey trash bins on wheels. Like 9 cubic yards or so . I dropped my garbage bags off my porch into the dumpster like bin. Come gaarbage day I rolled it to the end of the driveway. It was big enough animals couldnt rip into the bags or if they did the trash couldnt blow around, The trash guys could just grab the bags out of it. Had it for 12 or 14 years one day POOF GONE Dont know if trash guys took it by mistake or someone thought it was out of trash and rehomed it. in any case new ones are over 300 bucks. I miss mine too know how you must feel after many years we got attached |
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On Jan 13, 11:26*pm, " wrote:
On Jan 13, 11:16 pm, Oren wrote: I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! * This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. You are a vile, loathsome excuse for a human being. I would bet money that one of the following applies to you: 1. You are a democrat and voted for Obama. 2. You are on Medicaid, Welfare, or some other government assistance because you're to apathetic to work for things you want in life. 3. If you are not funded, then you are related to someone who is. 4. You are a narcissistic, prideful sociopath with an unjustified sense of entitlement, clearly illustrated by your status in society. 5. You have problems with relationships, trust, and holding jobs. 6. You have bad oral hygiene and rarely if ever floss your teeth. 7. You could find enough money in the dimples of your ass to buy the same trash can from WalMart. Am I getting close? I hope that this message transcends this website and melds itself into the plastic fibers of my lovely trashcan. I hope that your Tuesdays and Fridays are literally "trash days". I sincerely hope that when you are diagnosed with cancer, the culprit is carcinogenic fumes from the plastic trashcan you stole. I will be scouting the neighborhood so have your receipts ready people. I had one of those large grey trash bins on wheels. Like 9 cubic yards or so . I dropped my garbage bags off my porch into the dumpster like bin. Come gaarbage day I rolled it to the end of the driveway. It was big enough animals couldnt rip into the bags or if they did the trash couldnt blow around, The trash guys could just grab the bags out of it. Had it for 12 or 14 years one day POOF GONE Dont know if trash guys took it by mistake or someone thought it was out of trash and rehomed it. in any case new ones are over 300 bucks. I miss mine too know how you must feel after many years we got attached- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Where I live you have to turn YOUR serial numbered trash can in when you move or pay for it. When I moved I had the wrong can. Apparently the garbage collectors had mixed the one up on my street. I thought they were going to call the police for having the wrong can. Anyway I went back home and checked with a couple od neighbors and found my can and called called the rude city employee's boss. When I went back I was treated very differently from the first time I was there. Many apologies were given. However as I walked out the door I heard some one refer to me as an SOB. That made me feel especially good as I knew that someones butt had been well chewed. Jimmie |
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"Oren" wrote in message ... I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! * This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. You are a vile, loathsome excuse for a human being. I would bet money that one of the following applies to you: 1. You are a democrat and voted for Obama. 2. You are on Medicaid, Welfare, or some other government assistance because you're to apathetic to work for things you want in life. 3. If you are not funded, then you are related to someone who is. 4. You are a narcissistic, prideful sociopath with an unjustified sense of entitlement, clearly illustrated by your status in society. 5. You have problems with relationships, trust, and holding jobs. 6. You have bad oral hygiene and rarely if ever floss your teeth. 7. You could find enough money in the dimples of your ass to buy the same trash can from WalMart. Am I getting close? I hope that this message transcends this website and melds itself into the plastic fibers of my lovely trashcan. I hope that your Tuesdays and Fridays are literally "trash days". I sincerely hope that when you are diagnosed with cancer, the culprit is carcinogenic fumes from the plastic trashcan you stole. I will be scouting the neighborhood so have your receipts ready people. First of all From a CANADIAN ........... GET A FREAKING BRAIN ! .. You are not posting in your local block...your neighbors are NOT gonna read this...you are posting on a universal scale!!! Think of that... Talk to your mayor or whatever...don't post this **** expecting your freaking next door neighbour is gonna come by for an apology |
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"Jim" nospam@wherever wrote in message el... "Oren" wrote in message ... I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! * This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. You are a vile, loathsome excuse for a human being. I would bet money that one of the following applies to you: 1. You are a democrat and voted for Obama. 2. You are on Medicaid, Welfare, or some other government assistance because you're to apathetic to work for things you want in life. 3. If you are not funded, then you are related to someone who is. 4. You are a narcissistic, prideful sociopath with an unjustified sense of entitlement, clearly illustrated by your status in society. 5. You have problems with relationships, trust, and holding jobs. 6. You have bad oral hygiene and rarely if ever floss your teeth. 7. You could find enough money in the dimples of your ass to buy the same trash can from WalMart. Am I getting close? I hope that this message transcends this website and melds itself into the plastic fibers of my lovely trashcan. I hope that your Tuesdays and Fridays are literally "trash days". I sincerely hope that when you are diagnosed with cancer, the culprit is carcinogenic fumes from the plastic trashcan you stole. I will be scouting the neighborhood so have your receipts ready people. First of all From a CANADIAN ........... GET A FREAKING BRAIN ! .. You are not posting in your local block...your neighbors are NOT gonna read this...you are posting on a universal scale!!! Think of that... Talk to your mayor or whatever...don't post this **** expecting your freaking next door neighbour is gonna come by for an apology Jeeze he's just blowin off a little steam. Why get all postal on the guy? |
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On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:32:30 -0600, Master Betty wrote:
"Jim" nospam@wherever wrote in message tel... .... Am I getting close? I hope that this message transcends this website and melds itself into the plastic fibers of my lovely trashcan. I hope that your Tuesdays and Fridays are literally "trash days". I sincerely hope that when you are diagnosed with cancer, the culprit is carcinogenic fumes from the plastic trashcan you stole. I will be scouting the neighborhood so have your receipts ready people. First of all From a CANADIAN ........... GET A FREAKING BRAIN ! .. You are not posting in your local block...your neighbors are NOT gonna read this...you are posting on a universal scale!!! Think of that... Talk to your mayor or whatever...don't post this **** expecting your freaking next door neighbour is gonna come by for an apology Jeeze he's just blowin off a little steam. Why get all postal on the guy? He can take it to a newsgroup that gives a flying ****, perhaps alt.stupidity. |
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AZ Nomad wrote:
Jeeze he's just blowin off a little steam. Why get all postal on the guy? He can take it to a newsgroup that gives a flying ****, perhaps alt.stupidity. Hmm. Almost everyone here cares (I'll wager). Most will be sympathetic and offer positive suggestions on a) how to deal with the current crisis, and b) how to prevent a recurrence of the disaster. A handful, regrettably, will mock the tragedy, criticize the victim, and dismiss the loss. |
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HeyBub wrote:
AZ Nomad wrote: Jeeze he's just blowin off a little steam. Why get all postal on the guy? He can take it to a newsgroup that gives a flying ****, perhaps alt.stupidity. Hmm. Almost everyone here cares (I'll wager). Most will be sympathetic and offer positive suggestions on a) how to deal with the current crisis, and b) how to prevent a recurrence of the disaster. A handful, regrettably, will mock the tragedy, criticize the victim, and dismiss the loss. I don't worry too much about his loss and the response to that. But the OPs over the top indictment of whoever did it with a bunch of stuff that sounds like it might have been inspired by Fox News is way too much. Bill |
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On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:09:47 -0600, "Jim" nospam@wherever wrote:
Snip your neighbors are NOT gonna read this... Snip And you know this how? Because you're a Canukastanian? It sounds like you need to get your brain out of your ass. Gordon Shumway Our Constitution needs to be used less as a shield for the guilty and more as a sword for the victim. |
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Oren wrote:
I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! * This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. You are a vile, loathsome excuse for a human being. I would bet money that one of the following applies to you: 1. You are a democrat and voted for Obama. 2. You are on Medicaid, Welfare, or some other government assistance because you're to apathetic to work for things you want in life. You really are a clueless moron. |
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On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:19:28 -0800, "Bob F"
wrote: Oren wrote: I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! You really are a clueless moron. I guess you *missed* it was an "example". Sorry the humor did not come across for you. Maybe I should have spelled it out. EXAMPLE! It was a mention of a local thread about a local "stolen trash can", period - that was all. What an ass you act like, but that's okay. Never mind. |
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"Oren" wrote in message ... On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:19:28 -0800, "Bob F" wrote: Oren wrote: I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! You really are a clueless moron. I guess you *missed* it was an "example". Sorry the humor did not come across for you. Maybe I should have spelled it out. EXAMPLE! It was a mention of a local thread about a local "stolen trash can", period - that was all. What an ass you act like, but that's okay. Never mind. That's what I thought but then these three got their panties all knotted. It doesn't take much for some. |
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On Jan 14, 12:42*am, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:19:28 -0800, "Bob F" wrote: Oren wrote: I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! You really are a clueless moron. I guess you *missed* it was an "example". Sorry the humor did not come across for you. Maybe I should have spelled it out. EXAMPLE! It was a mention of a local thread about a local "stolen trash can", period - that was all. What an ass you act like, but that's okay. Never mind. What amazes me is that those on the left call us on the right, stupid |
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On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:19:28 -0800, "Bob F"
wrote: Oren wrote: I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! * This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. You are a vile, loathsome excuse for a human being. I would bet money that one of the following applies to you: 1. You are a democrat and voted for Obama. 2. You are on Medicaid, Welfare, or some other government assistance because you're to apathetic to work for things you want in life. You really are a clueless moron. I bet his profile of the thief is pretty damn close. Don't forget that "Democrat" and "clueless moron" are synonymous. Gordon Shumway Our Constitution needs to be used less as a shield for the guilty and more as a sword for the victim. |
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Oren wrote:
I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! * This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. You are a vile, loathsome excuse for a human being. I would bet money that one of the following applies to you: 1. You are a democrat and voted for Obama. 2. You are on Medicaid, Welfare, or some other government assistance because you're to apathetic to work for things you want in life. 3. If you are not funded, then you are related to someone who is. 4. You are a narcissistic, prideful sociopath with an unjustified sense of entitlement, clearly illustrated by your status in society. 5. You have problems with relationships, trust, and holding jobs. 6. You have bad oral hygiene and rarely if ever floss your teeth. 7. You could find enough money in the dimples of your ass to buy the same trash can from WalMart. Am I getting close? I hope that this message transcends this website and melds itself into the plastic fibers of my lovely trashcan. I hope that your Tuesdays and Fridays are literally "trash days". I sincerely hope that when you are diagnosed with cancer, the culprit is carcinogenic fumes from the plastic trashcan you stole. I will be scouting the neighborhood so have your receipts ready people. The first time I had a car broken into and my property vandalized was perpetrated by a group of teenagers from wealthy families on a mini crime spree. Perhaps your trashcan is on the roof of the local high school? TDD |
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"Oren" wrote in message ... This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. You are a vile, loathsome excuse for a human being. I would bet money that one of the following applies to you: 1. You are a democrat and voted for Obama. [additional juvenile foolishness snipped] If it rains on your birthday will you blame Obama? Moreover will you post here about the awful emotional trauma that causes you? |
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"DGDevin" wrote in message ... "Oren" wrote in message ... This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. You are a vile, loathsome excuse for a human being. I would bet money that one of the following applies to you: 1. You are a democrat and voted for Obama. [additional juvenile foolishness snipped] If it rains on your birthday will you blame Obama? Moreover will you post here about the awful emotional trauma that causes you? From the original post: "I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example!" Apparently it was cut and pasted from another source. You let your political bias blind you.... again. It's guys like you that give Democrats a bad name. |
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On Jan 13, 10:16*pm, Oren wrote:
I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! * This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. You are a vile, loathsome excuse for a human being. I would bet money that one of the following applies to you: 1. You are a democrat and voted for Obama. 2. You are on Medicaid, Welfare, or some other government assistance because you're to apathetic to work for things you want in life. 3. If you are not funded, then you are related to someone who is. 4. You are a narcissistic, prideful sociopath with an unjustified sense of entitlement, clearly illustrated by your status in society. 5. You have problems with relationships, trust, and holding jobs. 6. You have bad oral hygiene and rarely if ever floss your teeth. 7. You could find enough money in the dimples of your ass to buy the same trash can from WalMart. Am I getting close? I hope that this message transcends this website and melds itself into the plastic fibers of my lovely trashcan. I hope that your Tuesdays and Fridays are literally "trash days". I sincerely hope that when you are diagnosed with cancer, the culprit is carcinogenic fumes from the plastic trashcan you stole. I will be scouting the neighborhood so have your receipts ready people. Have you tried praying for him/her that God would touch their heart ? Its better than letting resentment fester which ends up; hurting you. Im sorry about what happened to you . |
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I have a bit of empathy for you, but it's moderated by your apparent bigotry
and prejudice. In , Oren typed: I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! * This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. You are a vile, loathsome excuse for a human being. I would bet money that one of the following applies to you: 1. You are a democrat and voted for Obama. 2. You are on Medicaid, Welfare, or some other government assistance because you're to apathetic to work for things you want in life. 3. If you are not funded, then you are related to someone who is. 4. You are a narcissistic, prideful sociopath with an unjustified sense of entitlement, clearly illustrated by your status in society. 5. You have problems with relationships, trust, and holding jobs. 6. You have bad oral hygiene and rarely if ever floss your teeth. 7. You could find enough money in the dimples of your ass to buy the same trash can from WalMart. Am I getting close? I hope that this message transcends this website and melds itself into the plastic fibers of my lovely trashcan. I hope that your Tuesdays and Fridays are literally "trash days". I sincerely hope that when you are diagnosed with cancer, the culprit is carcinogenic fumes from the plastic trashcan you stole. I will be scouting the neighborhood so have your receipts ready people. |
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Oren wrote:
I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! * This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. Why bother? Take it to http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/ |
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On Jan 13, 10:16*pm, Oren wrote:
I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! * This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. You are a vile, loathsome excuse for a human being. I would bet money that one of the following applies to you: 1. You are a democrat and voted for Obama. 2. You are on Medicaid, Welfare, or some other government assistance because you're to apathetic to work for things you want in life. 3. If you are not funded, then you are related to someone who is. 4. You are a narcissistic, prideful sociopath with an unjustified sense of entitlement, clearly illustrated by your status in society. 5. You have problems with relationships, trust, and holding jobs. 6. You have bad oral hygiene and rarely if ever floss your teeth. 7. You could find enough money in the dimples of your ass to buy the same trash can from WalMart. Am I getting close? I hope that this message transcends this website and melds itself into the plastic fibers of my lovely trashcan. I hope that your Tuesdays and Fridays are literally "trash days". I sincerely hope that when you are diagnosed with cancer, the culprit is carcinogenic fumes from the plastic trashcan you stole. I will be scouting the neighborhood so have your receipts ready people. On my street, Wednesday is trash day. Since it is often windy, here in Texas, it's not unusual for other people's trash can to blow into my yard. If they are still in my yard on Monday I keep them. NO, they don't have street numbers painted on them. Lewis. ***** |
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"Oren" wrote that his trash can was missing. Whenever I have purchased (or had issued to me by my local government) a trash can I have taken two spray paint cans with contrasting colors, and marked the can up, all over, in a pretty distinctive manner. If it does blow away I can identify it visually several hundred feet away. None of them have ever gone missing, but if one did, and I suspected theft, I'd just drive around my neighborhood on trash day looking for it. Of course if the thief lives more than a couple of miles away I probably won't find it for a few weeks, if ever. |
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CWLee wrote:
"Oren" wrote that his trash can was missing. Whenever I have purchased (or had issued to me by my local government) a trash can I have taken two spray paint cans with contrasting colors, and marked the can up, all over, in a pretty distinctive manner. If it does blow away I can identify it visually several hundred feet away. None of them have ever gone missing, but if one did, and I suspected theft, I'd just drive around my neighborhood on trash day looking for it. Of course if the thief lives more than a couple of miles away I probably won't find it for a few weeks, if ever. Well, where I live the commie socialist garbage haulers all issue their customers their very own trash cans. So nobody has to steal one because they get theirs free from their garbage hauler. |
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On Jan 14, 4:45*pm, Hell Toupee wrote:
Well, where I live the commie socialist garbage haulers all issue their customers their very own trash cans. So nobody has to steal one because they get theirs free from their garbage hauler. Where I live, the private garbage hauler contracted by the township issues everybody their very own garbage cans. So nobody has to steal one because they get theirs free from the garbage hauler. The truck can pick up the can itself, thus saving the hauler personnel costs. Cindy Hamilton |
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Oren wrote:
(snip) I will be scouting the neighborhood so have your receipts ready people. Unless you have a badge and a warrant, the only answer you are likely to get is 'kiss my ass', punctuated by the door hitting you in the face. I certainly wouldn't show receipts to some random soul on my doorstep. If they think I have something of theirs, call a cop. Now having said that, if one blew into my yard, I may knock on a few nearby doors and ask if they are missing one, or stake it down in my front yard with a 'found' sign on it.... -- aem sends... |
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On Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:09:00 -0500, aemeijers wrote:
Oren wrote: (snip) I will be scouting the neighborhood so have your receipts ready people. Unless you have a badge and a warrant, the only answer you are likely to get is 'kiss my ass', punctuated by the door hitting you in the face. I certainly wouldn't show receipts to some random soul on my doorstep. If they think I have something of theirs, call a cop. Now having said that, if one blew into my yard, I may knock on a few nearby doors and ask if they are missing one, or stake it down in my front yard with a 'found' sign on it.... Garbage men probably tossed it in retaliation from being mouthed off at. |
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On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:16:52 -0800, Oren wrote:
I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! * This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. You are a vile, loathsome excuse for a human being. I would bet money that one of the following applies to you: 1. You are a democrat and voted for Obama. 2. You are on Medicaid, Welfare, or some other government assistance because you're to apathetic to work for things you want in life. 3. If you are not funded, then you are related to someone who is. 4. You are a narcissistic, prideful sociopath with an unjustified sense of entitlement, clearly illustrated by your status in society. 5. You have problems with relationships, trust, and holding jobs. 6. You have bad oral hygiene and rarely if ever floss your teeth. 7. You could find enough money in the dimples of your ass to buy the same trash can from WalMart. Am I getting close? I hope that this message transcends this website and melds itself into the plastic fibers of my lovely trashcan. I hope that your Tuesdays and Fridays are literally "trash days". I sincerely hope that when you are diagnosed with cancer, the culprit is carcinogenic fumes from the plastic trashcan you stole. I will be scouting the neighborhood so have your receipts ready people. Paint your trashcan dayglow pink or rainbow stripes. Nobody will steal it. |
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"Oren" wrote in message ... I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! snip For a thread that started out mostly misunderstood, it sure has grown legs. |
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Master Betty wrote:
"Oren" wrote in message ... I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! snip For a thread that started out mostly misunderstood, it sure has grown legs. But who nicked the trashcan? |
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Probably some Obama supporter. Who would prefer us to
recycle everything. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Clot" wrote in message ... For a thread that started out mostly misunderstood, it sure has grown legs. But who nicked the trashcan? |
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"Clot" wrote in message
... For a thread that started out mostly misunderstood, it sure has grown legs. But who nicked the trashcan? Stormin Mormon wrote: Probably some Obama supporter. Who would prefer us to recycle everything. |
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On Jan 16, 9:06�pm, "Master Betty" wrote:
"Oren" wrote in message ... I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! snip For a thread that started out mostly misunderstood, it sure has grown legs. OP should attach a GPS tracker to each can |
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On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:53:24 -0800 (PST), "
wrote: For a thread that started out mostly misunderstood, it sure has grown legs. OP should attach a GPS tracker to each can You've *got* more money than sense. |
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OP should attach a GPS tracker to each can You've *got* more money than sense. the OP wasnt serious and neither was me I finally replaced my trash dumpster which had disappeared. but i never leave it at the curb. ever |
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In article , Oren wrote:
On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:53:24 -0800 (PST), " wrote: For a thread that started out mostly misunderstood, it sure has grown legs. OP should attach a GPS tracker to each can You've *got* more money than sense. That's inevitable. |
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On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 19:30:52 -0800, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:53:24 -0800 (PST), " wrote: For a thread that started out mostly misunderstood, it sure has grown legs. OP should attach a GPS tracker to each can You've *got* more money than sense. Looks like he's got you beat on two fronts. |
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Oren wrote:
I have had cans blow down the road on occasion, that I needed to recover. Nothing like this example! * This message is to the person who stole my new trashcan this Tuesday. Although I will probably never see my trashcan again, I want to let you know how I feel. [...] Get a new can (or find your old one). Attach it to a 50' 3/8" cable which is securely anchored to a block of concrete buried in the ground. |
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Who keeps reciepts for trashcans? Around here, people spray
paint the house number on, like in your area. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. wrote in message ... On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:16:52 -0800, Oren wrote: I will be scouting the neighborhood so have your receipts ready people. did you paint you house number on it |
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