Found a few: Audi
Another Useless Deutsche Invention BMW Big Money Waster
Cadillac Crazy And Demented Idiots Love Large American Cars
Chrysler Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Edsel Every Day Something Else Leaks GMC Greatest Chevy Made
Hyundai Hope You Understand Nothing"s Driveable And
Inexpensive Isuzu It Sucks Unless Zero
Use Kia Korean Imitation Accord
Lotus Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious Mazda Made After
Zero Design Analysis Mitsubishi Mostly In The Shop Undergoing
Big Investments Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
Porsche Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Saturn Same American Trash Under Revised Name
Toyota The One You Ought To Avoid