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So many of my thought he printed.

They do need a reality show along those lines! The one where the
victim, aka DIY'r, turns the wrench to losen the whatever and every
pipe connected to it twists like a transmission tower that Godzilla
blew his big bad Habanero breath on.


There's a new one on DIY called "Renovation Realities". There's also
"Dream House" that's kinda like that.

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Norm is sexy.


****! That means even I have a shot at being sexy to someone!!

.....


Heeeeeey, you're not a guy or one of those "sh'im"s are ya?
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On Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:01:21 -0500, Red Green
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"Lisa BB." wrote in news:0025f6e8$0$25938
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Norm is sexy.


****! That means even I have a shot at being sexy to someone!!


Maybe to Harold.

"If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
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On 2009-08-29, krw wrote:


"If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
Red Green


Red Green was funny for about two and a half episodes.

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On Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:53:17 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2009-08-29, krw wrote:


"If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
Red Green


Red Green was funny for about two and a half episodes.


SWMBO didn't think it funny that long. Just shows that some have no
sense of humor.


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On 2009-08-29, krw wrote:

"If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
Red Green


Red Green was funny for about two and a half episodes.

nb


Over your head, eh?

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On 2009-08-30, Steve Turner wrote:

Over your head, eh?


Yep. Deep stuff. Hee Haw was equally profound.

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krw wrote:
On Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:01:21 -0500, Red Green
wrote:

"Lisa BB." wrote in news:0025f6e8$0$25938
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Norm is sexy.

****! That means even I have a shot at being sexy to someone!!


Maybe to Harold.

"If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
Red Green


What was his other quote? 'If you can't be handsome, at least be handy',
or words to that effect?

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krw wrote:
On Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:01:21 -0500, Red Green
wrote:

"Lisa BB." wrote in news:0025f6e8$0$25938
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Norm is sexy.

****! That means even I have a shot at being sexy to someone!!


Maybe to Harold.

"If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
Red Green


What was his other quote? 'If you can't be handsome, at least be handy',
or words to that effect?


I women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.




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Leon wrote:
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krw wrote:
On Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:01:21 -0500, Red Green
wrote:

"Lisa BB." wrote in news:0025f6e8$0$25938
:

Norm is sexy.

****! That means even I have a shot at being sexy to someone!!

Maybe to Harold.

"If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
Red Green

What was his other quote? 'If you can't be handsome, at least be handy',
or words to that effect?


If women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.




Thanks. that's it.
Cute saying, but I never did find it to apply much in real life....

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