Why I hate Norm Abrams
 

Red Green wrote in
:


So many of my thought he printed.

They do need a reality show along those lines! The one where the
victim, aka DIY'r, turns the wrench to losen the whatever and every
pipe connected to it twists like a transmission tower that Godzilla
blew his big bad Habanero breath on.


There's a new one on DIY called "Renovation Realities". There's also
"Dream House" that's kinda like that.

Puckdropper
--
"The potential difference between the top and bottom of a tree is the
reason why all trees have to be grounded..." -- Bored Borg on
rec.woodworking

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Why I hate Norm Abrams
 

"Lisa BB." wrote in news:0025f6e8$0$25938
:

Norm is sexy.


****! That means even I have a shot at being sexy to someone!!

.....


Heeeeeey, you're not a guy or one of those "sh'im"s are ya?

Why I hate Norm Abrams
 

On Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:01:21 -0500, Red Green
wrote:

"Lisa BB." wrote in news:0025f6e8$0$25938
:

Norm is sexy.


****! That means even I have a shot at being sexy to someone!!


Maybe to Harold.

"If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
Red Green

Why I hate Norm Abrams
 

On 2009-08-29, krw wrote:


"If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
Red Green

Red Green was funny for about two and a half episodes.

nb

Why I hate Norm Abrams
 

krw wrote:
On Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:01:21 -0500, Red Green
wrote:

"Lisa BB." wrote in news:0025f6e8$0$25938
:

Norm is sexy.

****! That means even I have a shot at being sexy to someone!!


Maybe to Harold.

"If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
Red Green

What was his other quote? 'If you can't be handsome, at least be handy',
or words to that effect?

--
aem sends...

Why I hate Norm Abrams
 

On Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:53:17 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2009-08-29, krw wrote:


"If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
Red Green

Red Green was funny for about two and a half episodes.

SWMBO didn't think it funny that long. Just shows that some have no
sense of humor.

Why I hate Norm Abrams
 

notbob wrote:
On 2009-08-29, krw wrote:

"If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
Red Green

Red Green was funny for about two and a half episodes.

nb

Over your head, eh?

--
"Even if your wife is happy but you're unhappy, you're still happier
than you'd be if you were happy and your wife was unhappy." - Red Green
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Why I hate Norm Abrams
 

On 2009-08-30, Steve Turner wrote:

Over your head, eh?

Yep. Deep stuff. Hee Haw was equally profound.

nb

Why I hate Norm Abrams
 

notbob wrote:
On 2009-08-30, Steve Turner wrote:

Over your head, eh?

Yep. Deep stuff. Hee Haw was equally profound.

nb

Yeah well, the percentage of time I sit down at the TV looking for
something "deep" or "profound" is pretty close to never. I'm almost
always trying to accomplish *something*, and time spent in front of the
TV is time that's a-wasting. When I finally decide I have absolutely
nothing better to do and all I desire is sit down, relax, and waste some
serious time, mindless entertainment is what I seek and Red Green fits
the bill quite nicely. There's nothing deep about it, and that's the
way I like it. I quite enjoy Hee-Haw too, thank you very much.

--
See Nad. See Nad go. Go Nad!
To reply, eat the taco.
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Why I hate Norm Abrams
 

On 2009-08-30, Steve Turner wrote:

the bill quite nicely. There's nothing deep about it, and that's the
way I like it. I quite enjoy Hee-Haw too, thank you very much.

Gee. I'm sorry . Don't cry.

nb

Why I hate Norm Abrams
 

Steve Turner wrote:
notbob wrote:
On 2009-08-30, Steve Turner wrote:

Over your head, eh?

Yep. Deep stuff. Hee Haw was equally profound.

nb

Yeah well, the percentage of time I sit down at the TV looking for
something "deep" or "profound" is pretty close to never. I'm almost
always trying to accomplish *something*, and time spent in front of the
TV is time that's a-wasting. When I finally decide I have absolutely
nothing better to do and all I desire is sit down, relax, and waste some
serious time, mindless entertainment is what I seek and Red Green fits
the bill quite nicely. There's nothing deep about it, and that's the
way I like it. I quite enjoy Hee-Haw too, thank you very much.

How many rolls of duct tape do you have within arms reach?

Mysterious Traveler

Why I hate Norm Abrams
 

On 2009-08-30, Mysterious Traveler wrote:

How many rolls of duct tape do you have within arms reach?

I hafta admit, I was impressed with the duct tape/inner tube arm
chair. ;)

nb

Why I hate Norm Abrams
 

"aemeijers" wrote in message
...
krw wrote:
On Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:01:21 -0500, Red Green
wrote:

"Lisa BB." wrote in news:0025f6e8$0$25938
:

Norm is sexy.

****! That means even I have a shot at being sexy to someone!!


Maybe to Harold.

"If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
Red Green

What was his other quote? 'If you can't be handsome, at least be handy',
or words to that effect?

I women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.

Why I hate Norm Abrams
 

Leon wrote:
"aemeijers" wrote in message
...
krw wrote:
On Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:01:21 -0500, Red Green
wrote:

"Lisa BB." wrote in news:0025f6e8$0$25938
:

Norm is sexy.

****! That means even I have a shot at being sexy to someone!!

Maybe to Harold.

"If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
Red Green
What was his other quote? 'If you can't be handsome, at least be handy',
or words to that effect?

If women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.




Thanks. that's it.
Cute saying, but I never did find it to apply much in real life....

--
aem sends, alone as always...