I need to kill some pigeons. Any ideas. I could care less if it's illegal.

I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as automotive
anti freeze.

Thanks,

cm

"cm" wrote in
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I need to kill some pigeons. Any ideas. I could care less if it's
illegal.

I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as
automotive anti freeze.

Thanks,

cm




They are stupid and you can get them to commit suicide very easily. Get
some pigeon food. Go out on the ledge where they roost. Show it to them.
Step off the ledge and they will follow you.

Omg...you're so funny!!'

On 10/29/16 4:55 AM, wrote:
Omg...you're so funny!!'

But it is not against religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.

On Saturday, 25 July 2009 12:33:11 UTC+10, Red Green wrote:

I need to kill some pigeons. Any ideas. I could care less if it's
illegal.

I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as
automotive anti freeze.

Thanks,

cm




They are stupid and you can get them to commit suicide very easily. Get
some pigeon food. Go out on the ledge where they roost. Show it to them.
Step off the ledge and they will follow you.

OK I get the idea and it sounds too good to be true. I bet that if I did that they would just sit there and laugh at me whilst I stepped off the ledge.... What should I do if it doesn't work? Is there a Plan B that can be managed from my hospital bed?

On Saturday, 25 July 2009 12:33:11 UTC+10, Red Green wrote:

Only an australian would be so stupid as to reply to a 10-year-old
usenet post.

would be the fool in this case.

You live in Queensland, yes?

Ormeau?

On Jul 24, 10:24*pm, "cm" wrote:
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cm

hungry kitty.

"z" wrote in message
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On Jul 24, 10:24 pm, "cm" wrote:
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I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as automotive
anti freeze.

Thanks,

cm

hungry kitty.

20 gauge Shot gun....

I need to kill some pigeons. Any ideas. I could care less if it's
illegal.

http://www.airgundepot.com/crosman-quest-1000x.html

Nice and quiet

"Rudy" wrote in message
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illegal.

http://www.airgundepot.com/crosman-quest-1000x.html

Nice and quiet

Shoot thousands of rounds, and you haven't eliminated the key ingredient
.............

nest sites.

Think about it.

You can think, right? Gunfire solves only SOME problems.

Steve NRA CCF

SteveB wrote:

Shoot thousands of rounds, and you haven't eliminated the key
ingredient ............

nest sites.

Think about it.

You can think, right? Gunfire solves only SOME problems.

Steve NRA CCF

I think gunfire - or the threat of gunfire - actually solves most problems.

On Saturday, July 25, 2009 at 12:15:56 AM UTC-4, benick wrote:
"z" wrote in message
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On Jul 24, 10:24 pm, "cm" wrote:
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I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as automotive
anti freeze.

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cm

hungry kitty.

20 gauge Shot gun....

Unless you live in a fairly secluded place, the shot gun might attract too much attention from the neighbors or police. A BB gun takes a little more skill but is quieter.

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On Jul 24, 10:24 pm, "cm" wrote:
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I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as automotive
anti freeze.

Thanks,

cm

hungry kitty.

Yeah. You just try to get that fat cat of mine out on a rafter end. This
imitation of a spit bubble will hardly jump from the floor to the couch.
She just sits and meows until you lift her. If she ever got up on a rafter
end, there'd be one dead FAT cat laying on the ground the next day, and I
hope none of the grandkids were underneath.

Steve

rice

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On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:32:00 -0400, "Roemax"
wrote:

rice


Debunked.

See:

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp

Birds eat rice all the time - at least in rice fields.


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anti freeze.

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cm

On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:03:54 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:32:00 -0400, "Roemax"
wrote:

rice


Debunked.

See:

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp

Birds eat rice all the time - at least in rice fields.


Rice in rice fields are not dried. Look at the source. In one study 3 out
of 5 people prefer Pepsi. In another, 3 out of 5 people prefer Coke. In
another, 3 out of 5 prefer Dr Pepper. The first was funded by Pepsi. The
second, Coke. The third, Dr Pepper. Carefully study the source of the
"expert" or study. The information presented is of dubious reliability.


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Michael Dobony wrote in
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On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:03:54 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:32:00 -0400, "Roemax"
wrote:

rice


Debunked.

See:

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp

Birds eat rice all the time - at least in rice fields.


Rice in rice fields are not dried. Look at the source. In one study 3
out of 5 people prefer Pepsi. In another, 3 out of 5 people prefer
Coke. In another, 3 out of 5 prefer Dr Pepper. The first was funded
by Pepsi. The second, Coke. The third, Dr Pepper. Carefully study the
source of the "expert" or study. The information presented is of
dubious reliability.


"cm" wrote in message
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I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as
automotive anti freeze.

Thanks,

cm



Yes but 5 out of 5 in all surveys fart in grocery stores.

On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 22:41:06 -0500, Red Green
wrote:

Michael Dobony wrote in
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On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:03:54 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:32:00 -0400, "Roemax"
wrote:

rice


Debunked.

See:

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp

Birds eat rice all the time - at least in rice fields.


Rice in rice fields are not dried. Look at the source. In one study 3
out of 5 people prefer Pepsi. In another, 3 out of 5 people prefer
Coke. In another, 3 out of 5 prefer Dr Pepper. The first was funded
by Pepsi. The second, Coke. The third, Dr Pepper. Carefully study the
source of the "expert" or study. The information presented is of
dubious reliability.


"cm" wrote in message
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automotive anti freeze.

Thanks,

cm



Yes but 5 out of 5 in all surveys fart in grocery stores.

Not true in all surveys. Girls don't fart, they "fluff".

On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 20:16:11 -0500, Michael Dobony
wrote:

On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:03:54 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:32:00 -0400, "Roemax"
wrote:

rice


Debunked.

See:

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp

Birds eat rice all the time - at least in rice fields.


Rice in rice fields are not dried. Look at the source. In one study 3 out
of 5 people prefer Pepsi. In another, 3 out of 5 people prefer Coke. In
another, 3 out of 5 prefer Dr Pepper. The first was funded by Pepsi. The
second, Coke. The third, Dr Pepper. Carefully study the source of the
"expert" or study. The information presented is of dubious reliability.


Never found a study on exploding birds, but Cornell University (lab of
ornithology) states:

"If birds eat uncooked rice, can it swell up in their throats and
stomachs and kill them?"

"Lots of birds eat uncooked rice in the wild. Bobolinks, sometimes
called rice birds, are a good example. While rice is okay for birds,
many wedding parties now throw bird seed instead."

http://www.birds.cornell.edu/pfw/Abo...irdFeeding.htm

Even bird watchers debunk these myths.

"You should not throw rice at the bride and groom at weddings because
birds eat it and it swells up in their stomach and kills them.
Sometimes the myth goes that it causes them to explode."

"Not true. If it were, there would be exploding bird stories all over
the national press every June. Think about it. Lots of birds feast in
rice fields every year, irritating rice farmers to distraction. If
eating rice caused birds to explode, most rice fields would look like
a popcorn machine in the harvest season, with little puffs and
explosions providing constant entertainment. Quite a vision, and one
that the press would never miss."

"And there is no difference between rice in fields and rice in bags
from the supermarket. Birds have no trouble digesting rice, or any
other "expanding" vegetable. I am all in favor of throwing birdseed at
weddings, which is what proponents of this myth urge as a solution. I
like the symbolism of throwing birdseed. But rice is fine, too."

http://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/si...ths/myths.aspx


Essentially, those comments support Snopes, ime.

"Roemax" wrote in message ...
rice

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Rice? The stuff commonly available to birds in any state where rice is
readily available? That rice? It is a common food that has no effect on
birds. If so, the EPA in its infinite wisdom would have shut down all rice
farming in the world.

Rice? What have you been smoking? Do yo have any left?

Steve

In article ,
"SteveB" wrote:

Rice? The stuff commonly available to birds in any state where rice is
readily available? That rice? It is a common food that has no effect on
birds. If so, the EPA in its infinite wisdom would have shut down all rice
farming in the world.

Rice? What have you been smoking? Do yo have any left?


I think this is an outgrowth of the urban legend or whatever that
lead to weddings using soap bubbles instead of rice throwing because it
allegedly expanded in the birds causing them to explode. I know that
after our wedding we had a bunch of problems with starlings blowing up..
but that was probably more related to my sociopathic best man and his
affinity for M-80s (grin). The Snopes stuff on this is at
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp

--
Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought
of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.
Jimmy Buffett

I do believe it's possible for rice to expand in the bird's
stomach. However, most people don't have the patience to
raise a pot of water to rolling boil, and spend 9 to 11
minutes boiling the bird.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
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"Kurt Ullman" wrote in message
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I think this is an outgrowth of the urban legend or
whatever that
lead to weddings using soap bubbles instead of rice throwing
because it
allegedly expanded in the birds causing them to explode. I
know that
after our wedding we had a bunch of problems with starlings
blowing up..
but that was probably more related to my sociopathic best
man and his
affinity for M-80s (grin). The Snopes stuff on this is at
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp

--
Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when
thought
of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.
Jimmy Buffett

On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:11:52 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

I do believe it's possible for rice to expand in the bird's
stomach. However, most people don't have the patience to
raise a pot of water to rolling boil, and spend 9 to 11
minutes boiling the bird.


This is true. Prison officer heard a noise in the cell block clothes
drier. He went to investigate and found that a Cuban prisoners was
tumbling a pigeon in the dryer (cooking). I can imagine it sounded
like tennis shoes tumbling around.

The Frenchastans and Quackastanes like pigeon.

F/U

cm
"Stepfann King" wrote in message
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Test ways to kill on yourself. Then you won't have to worry about the
birds anymore.

replying to Stepfann King, Stepfann wrote:
FU

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On Jul 24, 9:24*pm, "cm" wrote:
I need to kill some pigeons. Any ideas. I could care less if it's illegal..

I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as automotive
anti freeze.

Thanks,

cm

Best is while they are asleep and cant fly in the dark, soak house
with gasolene and light it up.

cm wrote:
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illegal.
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automotive anti freeze.

Thanks,


It's futile. As some great warrior once said: "The penis is mightier than
the sword," by which he meant that your enemy can breed faster than you can
kill them.

That said, there is a certain satisfaction by stacking up the bodies. To be
effective, you must consider their milieu. For example, one NY taxi driver
worked out a system whereby he would slow down as he approached a pigeon,
then stomp on the accelerator. The pigeon thought the taxi was going to give
him the right-of-way and was lulled into a sense of complacency. As a
result, the taxi got too close for the pigeon to respond to the taxi's
surge. The cab driver giggled like a little girl, removed the pigeon from
the grillwork, and added another silhouette to the front fender.

Obviously the taxi-driver's technique won't work on 34th-story window ledge.

There are several techniques he
http://www.getridofthings.com/get-rid-of-pigeons.htm

But the list is not exhaustive. It does not include, for example, pet hawks
or even paper-mache owls.

My favorite is a bolt-action .22 rifle with sub-sonic bullets; it's nearly
silent.

On Jul 25, 7:40*am, "HeyBub" wrote:
cm wrote:
I need to kill some pigeons. Any ideas. I could care less if it's
illegal.
I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as
automotive anti freeze.

Thanks,

It's futile. As some great warrior once said: "The penis is mightier than
the sword," by which he meant that your enemy can breed faster than you can
kill them.

That said, there is a certain satisfaction by stacking up the bodies. To be
effective, you must consider their milieu. For example, one NY taxi driver
worked out a system whereby he would slow down as he approached a pigeon,
then stomp on the accelerator. The pigeon thought the taxi was going to give
him the right-of-way and was lulled into a sense of complacency. As a
result, the taxi got too close for the pigeon to respond to the taxi's
surge. The cab driver giggled like a little girl, removed the pigeon from
the grillwork, and added another silhouette to the front fender.

Obviously the taxi-driver's technique won't work on 34th-story window ledge.

There are several techniques hehttp://www.getridofthings.com/get-rid-of-pigeons.htm

But the list is not exhaustive. It does not include, for example, pet hawks
or even paper-mache owls.

My favorite is a bolt-action .22 rifle with sub-sonic bullets; it's nearly
silent.

When I was young we were shooing pigeons in my friends barn, after a
big rain his dad nearly shot us, it had a metal roof.

cm wrote:
I need to kill some pigeons. Any ideas. I could care less if it's
illegal.
I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as
automotive anti freeze.

Here 'ya go:

http://tinyurl.com/2xoglg

Jon

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Give them Alka-Seltzer. They explode.

On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 11:47:57 +0000, Stacey Chuffo
wrote:

cm wrote:
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I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as automotive
anti freeze.

Thanks,

cm


Give them Alka-Seltzer. They explode.

Debunked at snopes.com

Same for rice.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp

"Stacey Chuffo" wrote in message
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cm wrote:
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illegal.

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anti freeze.

Thanks,

cm
Give them Alka-Seltzer. They explode.

Yeah. Have lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of dead pigeons laying
around. And then someone calls the law. Then the law calls the feds. You
want to get hooked up with EPA and State Wildlife?

I didn't think so.

Steve

SteveB wrote:
"Stacey Chuffo" wrote in message
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cm wrote:
I need to kill some pigeons. Any ideas. I could care less if it's
illegal.

I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as automotive
anti freeze.

Thanks,

cm
Give them Alka-Seltzer. They explode.

Yeah. Have lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of dead pigeons laying
around. And then someone calls the law. Then the law calls the feds. You
want to get hooked up with EPA and State Wildlife?

I didn't think so.

Steve



Just tell the EPA and wildlife that Stacey Chuffo spread her legs and
all the pigeons dropped dead.

"Nicole Bischoff" wrote in message
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SteveB wrote:
"Stacey Chuffo" wrote in message
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cm wrote:
I need to kill some pigeons. Any ideas. I could care less if it's
illegal.

I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as
automotive anti freeze.

Thanks,

cm
Give them Alka-Seltzer. They explode.

Yeah. Have lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of dead pigeons
laying around. And then someone calls the law. Then the law calls the
feds. You want to get hooked up with EPA and State Wildlife?

I didn't think so.

Steve

Just tell the EPA and wildlife that Stacey Chuffo spread her legs and all
the pigeons dropped dead.

Probably be a breath of fresh air compared to that pie hole of yours.

SteveB wrote:
"Nicole Bischoff" wrote in message
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SteveB wrote:
Give them Alka-Seltzer. They explode.
Yeah. Have lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of dead pigeons
laying around. And then someone calls the law. Then the law calls the
feds. You want to get hooked up with EPA and State Wildlife?

I didn't think so.

Steve
Just tell the EPA and wildlife that Stacey Chuffo spread her legs and all
the pigeons dropped dead.

Probably be a breath of fresh air compared my dick after I stuck it up
Deborah Berryman's ****.


Ain't that the truth.

On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:24:39 -0700, "cm" wrote:

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anti freeze.

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cm



What is the need to kill them? Do you have a good recipe?

he he he....!

cm
What is the need to kill them? Do you have a good recipe?

"Phisherman" wrote in message
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On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:24:39 -0700, "cm" wrote:

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I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as automotive
anti freeze.

Thanks,

cm



What is the need to kill them? Do you have a good recipe?

When I was a kid, my father used to shoot pigeons and was just as likely to
add them to the menu as he was the pheasants, rabbits, etc. My wife
wouldn't have anything to do with cooking them as she grew up on a farm and
thought of them as vermin. One day I was out by the landlords barn and shot
a pigeon. I got the bright idea of cleaning it and taking it in and telling
her that I had just managed to shoot a quail. Well, OK, she'd cook that
for me but wasn't going to eat it, herself. I tell you that was the
nastiest tasting, toughest old bird I'd ever ate. It was some years before
I told her of the joke I played on her...errr, myself.

Tom G.

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cm



What is the need to kill them? Do you have a good recipe?

"Phisherman" wrote in message
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On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:24:39 -0700, "cm" wrote:

I need to kill some pigeons. Any ideas. I could care less if it's illegal.

I have tried ant poison, and decon rat/mouse killer as well as automotive
anti freeze.

Thanks,

cm



What is the need to kill them? Do you have a good recipe?


Killing them isn't the answer. It's just like evicting the current
population and then putting up the sign,

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