On my way out the door to go to Hawaii. Behave yourselves until I get back.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and
we all could probably use more calm in our lives!



Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve "inner
peace"is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my
house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the
house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of
shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies,
tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an
a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

Steve