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Actually the nipple rings are used to bypass airport security thanks
to incompetency of TSA Before the evening flight on Airbus flight 911 with 853 seats, the woman and her companion removed her large 44D saline implants and packed the space with C-4 plastic explosives and detonators. To get through security, she installed gold plated steel nipple rings that were sure to set off the devices controlling access to the TSA monitored security area. Buzzer alarms went off when she walked through security The hand held wand device was used to detect the metal in her chest area. She explained that the nipple rings were the source of the problem and that they were not possible to be removed. The female TSA employee requested she step into the nearby curtained area and reveal the rings for verification. Upon verification she was allowed to leave security and boarded her flight to New York's largest airport. The boarding ticket showed her seat to be 535D, which was directly over the mid ship fuel tank. Once the seat belt light went out she layed down on her stomach in the small area in front of her seat and pressed the ignition button implanted in her left breast. 853 souls perished at 32,000 feet. |
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