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It seems that they no longer build separate houses, but instead are
building condoms all over the country. I hope the people will enjoy
living in them. I used to think they were just for sex.
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On 28 Sep, 12:53, wrote:
It seems that they no longer build separate houses, but instead are
building condoms all over the country. I hope the people will enjoy
living in them. I used to think they were just for sex.


You're going to take a lot of ribbing for that post.

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On 28 Sep, 12:53, wrote:
It seems that they no longer build separate houses, but instead are
building condoms all over the country. I hope the people will enjoy
living in them. I used to think they were just for sex.


You're going to take a lot of ribbing for that post.

It's my opinion that the ribbed ones are no better than the plain
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Yeah but at least he/she will be protected against STD's ;^)

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It seems that they no longer build separate houses, but instead are
building condoms all over the country. I hope the people will enjoy
living in them. I used to think they were just for sex.


You're going to take a lot of ribbing for that post.



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It seems that they no longer build separate houses, but instead are
building condoms all over the country. I hope the people will enjoy
living in them. I used to think they were just for sex.



And clothing more than just penises too:

http://unusuallife.com/2007/01/29/condom-clothes/

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There's a whole reservoir of them for sale.

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Yeah but at least he/she will be protected against STD's ;^)


That depends on whether he's buying new or used.





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It seems that they no longer build separate houses, but instead are
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There's a whole reservoir of them for sale.


Thanks for the tip!
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It seems that they no longer build separate houses, but instead are
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living in them. I used to think they were just for sex.


This post tickles my funny-bone are you French?



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On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 20:43:24 -0400, Plague Boy
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There's a whole reservoir of them for sale.


Thanks for the tip!


You won't need these in Iran; unless, you are gay!

Which is it?

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There's a whole reservoir of them for sale.

Thanks for the tip!


You won't need these in Iran; unless, you are gay!

Which is it?


I need to mullah it over.
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It seems that they no longer build separate houses, but instead are
building condoms all over the country. I hope the people will enjoy
living in them. I used to think they were just for sex.


This post tickles my funny-bone are you French?


Don't be silly-he's from Troy, NY.
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On Sep 28, 12:48 pm, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:25:41 -0700, wrote:
There's a whole reservoir of them for sale.


The bubble burst already. We have a local moratorium on converting
apartments to condoms.



On Sep 28, 1:23 pm, wrote:
That depends on whether he's buying new or used.


All new ones are pre tested. You have to read the fine print.

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On Sep 28, 11:53 am, wrote:
It seems that they no longer build separate houses, but instead are
building condoms all over the country. I hope the people will enjoy
living in them. I used to think they were just for sex.


I understand that people are really tickled to
move into the French style.

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