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On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 20:48:10 -0500, wrote:

These are VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. Answer them or else.....

1. How many miles does a turkey run in it's lifetime?
2. Who the elected president of Microsoft in 1957?
3. What time is it?
4. How much does a St. Bernard fetus weigh at 6 weeks?
5. What is the average amount of **** comes out of a human asshole in
a lifetime (in pounds)?
6. How many times does the average human male ejeculate per year?
7. Who is God, and what is his mailing address?
8. How many spam emails do you get per year?
9. What is the heart rate of a stressed and fearful carrot?
10. What was the name of the first pilgrim in the US?
11. Is there a brain in a gym?
12. How do you do a valvejob on a human heart?
13. Why is 13 a number to fear?
14. How much toilet paper do you use per flush (in squares)?
15. Have you ever seen a wed?
16. Does an ipod breathe?
17. What do you prefer, A. Balls B. Brats C. Yawning? (choose one)
18. The US Army drives what kind of car?
19. How many noodles are in a can of Spaghettios?
20. If someone you hate invites you to a party, will you go?
21. What is the average age of drunk drivers?
22. How much does a hen weigh?
23. Who was the last president of the USA?
24. Will a plastic bag hold a live mouse for an hour?
25. Why did you choose to be born?

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Who was the last president of the USA?

That would be the Gipper,

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