I hit my toe with a hammer. Damn that was painful. Worse yet, my
intestines are hanging out of my toe now. The wife wants me to go to
the doctor/ Do you think I should? I hate doctors so I will only go
in an emergency.

On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:46:34 -0500, yhkhscyloj8 wrote:

I hit my toe with a hammer. Damn that was painful. Worse yet, my
intestines are hanging out of my toe now. The wife wants me to go to the
doctor/ Do you think I should? I hate doctors so I will only go in an
emergency.

Just duct tape it. Youll be fine.



--
coffee
Linux Registered User #449534

DOn't forget the axle grease before duct taping. You need to kill those
germs!

SD

On Aug 20, 2:46 am, wrote:
I hit my toe with a hammer. Damn that was painful. Worse yet, my
intestines are hanging out of my toe now. The wife wants me to go to
the doctor/ Do you think I should? I hate doctors so I will only go
in an emergency.

Typical male attitude.

On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:38:37 -0700, RickH
wrote:

On Aug 20, 2:46 am, wrote:
I hit my toe with a hammer. Damn that was painful. Worse yet, my
intestines are hanging out of my toe now. The wife wants me to go to
the doctor/ Do you think I should? I hate doctors so I will only go
in an emergency.

Typical male attitude.

Nah, most of us are smart enough to push the intestines back inside
and duct tape the wound closed.

Bernardo

On Aug 20, 10:11 am, Bernardo Gui wrote:
On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:38:37 -0700, RickH

wrote:
On Aug 20, 2:46 am, wrote:
I hit my toe with a hammer. Damn that was painful. Worse yet, my
intestines are hanging out of my toe now. The wife wants me to go to
the doctor/ Do you think I should? I hate doctors so I will only go
in an emergency.

Typical male attitude.

Nah, most of us are smart enough to push the intestines back inside
and duct tape the wound closed.

Bernardo

This is why men have shorter lives than women.

On Aug 20, 12:15 pm, RickH wrote:

This is why men have shorter lives than women.


Q: Why do men typically die before their wives?

A: Because they want to.

On Aug 20, 12:28 pm, The Reverend Natural Light
wrote:
On Aug 20, 12:15 pm, RickH wrote:



This is why men have shorter lives than women.

Q: Why do men typically die before their wives?

A: Because they want to.

An old girlfriend once told me... "If I was married to you, I'd give
you poison in your coffee".

I told her... "If I was married to you, I'd drink the coffee".

On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:41:49 -0700, RickH
wrote:

An old girlfriend once told me... "If I was married to you, I'd give
you poison in your coffee".

I told her... "If I was married to you, I'd drink the coffee".

Your life is following the script of a very old joke.

wrote:

I hit my toe with a hammer. Damn that was painful.

That's what usually happens when you hold a nail
between your toes,

Worse yet, myintestines are hanging out of my toe
now. The wife wants me to go to the doctor/ Do
you think I should?

Absolutely not. If you let her interfere in your
health care, soon she'll be trying to get you to
buy beer that costs more than $3 a six pack.

I hate doctors so I will only go in an emergency.

You're correct. Wait until gangrene sets in. Then
you'll have a legitimate emergency.

Dick

Too bad you didn't hit yourself in the head and spring a leak there.
Then you would have been disemboweled, and we wouldn't be reading this
****....

On Aug 20, 3:46 am, wrote:
I hit my toe with a hammer. Damn that was painful. Worse yet, my
intestines are hanging out of my toe now. The wife wants me to go to
the doctor/ Do you think I should? I hate doctors so I will only go
in an emergency.

I hit my cock with a hammer. Damn that was painful. Worse yet, my
balls are hanging out of my cock now. The wife wants me to go to
the doctor/ Do you think I should? I hate doctors so I will only go
in an emergency. Besides the doctor might be gay and I'm not.

wrote in news:muq7d3h2fa7f87vv1uisugqn8mh2vtj7kr@
4ax.com:

I hit my cock with a hammer. Damn that was painful. Worse yet, my
balls are hanging out of my cock now. The wife wants me to go to
the doctor/ Do you think I should? I hate doctors so I will only go
in an emergency. Besides the doctor might be gay and I'm not.

Save yourself a lot of money, go find a really sharp kitchen knife
and just lop the whole thing off.

You're new alt.home.repair name is...shorty.