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Default I hit my cock with a hammer

wrote in news:muq7d3h2fa7f87vv1uisugqn8mh2vtj7kr@
4ax.com:

I hit my cock with a hammer. Damn that was painful. Worse yet, my
balls are hanging out of my cock now. The wife wants me to go to
the doctor/ Do you think I should? I hate doctors so I will only go
in an emergency. Besides the doctor might be gay and I'm not.


Save yourself a lot of money, go find a really sharp kitchen knife
and just lop the whole thing off.

You're new alt.home.repair name is...shorty.