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Its been over a week since I could him the first time and he got away...
This time I wired the trap shut before I brought him down from the attic.

Blub, Blub, Blub... the end


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On Apr 3, 10:26 am, "comcastss news groups" wrote:
Its been over a week since I could him the first time and he got away...
This time I wired the trap shut before I brought him down from the attic.

Blub, Blub, Blub... the end

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It's ok to catch and kill squirrels. I don't think we need or want
any details. So you got one squirrel. There are others. Be sure to
secure your attic so you and the squirrels don't have to go through
this again.

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Its been over a week since I could him the first time and he got away...
This time I wired the trap shut before I brought him down from the attic.

Blub, Blub, Blub... the end


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Problem is now you have the scent of the squirrel in your attic. Be sure to
button it up tight, or you will just have another move in to the vacant
squirrel condo.

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On Apr 3, 11:26 am, "comcastss news groups" wrote:
Its been over a week since I could him the first time and he got away...
This time I wired the trap shut before I brought him down from the attic.

Blub, Blub, Blub... the end

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I'd really like to know the bubble count! On a serious note however,
do follow the advice to secure the attic. The vacancy sign is almost
neon... Tree rats are moving in as we type!

Gary

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On Apr 3, 11:26?am, "comcastss news groups" wrote:
Its been over a week since I could him the first time and he got away...
This time I wired the trap shut before I brought him down from the attic.

Blub, Blub, Blub... the end

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stuff like this sickens me. if you secured the space its totally
unnecessary



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Neighbor had squirrel problem. Caught and disposed of about 50 of
them. New bunch moved in. Wife cooked some up. Makes nice stew. Tastes
like chicken. They can be incredibly destructive.

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On Apr 3, 11:26?am, "comcastss news groups" wrote:
Its been over a week since I could him the first time and he got away...
This time I wired the trap shut before I brought him down from the

attic.

Blub, Blub, Blub... the end

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stuff like this sickens me. if you secured the space its totally
unnecessary



perhaps, but the sweet taste of revenge is worth it.

a blow torch is also good (make the little f'ers
dance around a bit before you burn them at the stake!)
if it was good enough for copernicus, & joan of arc
it's good enough for a ^#$*@ squirrel !

besides, i always found myself rooting for Boris!
(to catch "muus and squirrel"...

now, if you'll excuse me, i have some flies i need
to pull the wings off of !

mwah hahahahahahahahah






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On Apr 4, 4:13 pm, "professorpaul" wrote:
Neighbor had squirrel problem. Caught and disposed of about 50 of
them. New bunch moved in. Wife cooked some up. Makes nice stew. Tastes
like chicken. They can be incredibly destructive.


I can't swear to this but rumor has it that president Lyndon Johnson
favored a late night snack of a squirrel sandwich.
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On Apr 4, 4:13 pm, "professorpaul" wrote:

Neighbor had squirrel problem. Caught and disposed of about 50 of
them. New bunch moved in. Wife cooked some up. Makes nice stew. Tastes
like chicken. They can be incredibly destructive.


I can't swear to this but rumor has it that president Lyndon Johnson
favored a late night snack of a squirrel sandwich.
Joe G


LBJ was a bozo, not Quite as bas as bush but close.........

There should be a special place in hell for people who torture animals

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Trapped squirrels should always be painted fluorescent pink with ground
marking paint before being released. Makes for a colorful neighborhood.

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On Apr 3, 11:26?am, "comcastss news groups" wrote:
Its been over a week since I could him the first time and he got
away...
This time I wired the trap shut before I brought him down from the

attic.

Blub, Blub, Blub... the end

Pop


stuff like this sickens me. if you secured the space its totally
unnecessary



perhaps, but the sweet taste of revenge is worth it.

a blow torch is also good (make the little f'ers
dance around a bit before you burn them at the stake!)
if it was good enough for copernicus, & joan of arc
it's good enough for a ^#$*@ squirrel !

besides, i always found myself rooting for Boris!
(to catch "muus and squirrel"...

now, if you'll excuse me, i have some flies i need
to pull the wings off of !

mwah hahahahahahahahah










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Friend of my Dad's, used to be a world war two vet. Now deceased.
Got tired of the squirrel in his bird feeder. Lives in the
country, so he shot the squirrel. And the next one. Gave up after
300 squirrels.

See if you can figure out how they get in, and then tin over the
opening.

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You have to starve them.
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On Tue, 3 Apr 2007 11:26:47 -0400, "comcastss news groups"
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Its been over a week since I could him the first time and he got away...
This time I wired the trap shut before I brought him down from the attic.

Blub, Blub, Blub... the end


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IMHO, I suggest you work on sealing up your attic. With a one way
door the remaining squirrels could have left without meeting their
maker.

tom @ www.NoCostAds.com


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