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Default Female Sensor Wanted

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I am looking for something like one of those light sensors that make
the light turn on when someone walks past it. But I am looking for a
device that senses beautiful women and gives me an instant erection
the second the woman is sensed. Do they make these and if so, what
voltage is used and how do I wire them up?



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all women are beautiful in some way! Just put a trip switch wire to
line voltage anyone who walks by applies line voltage to wherever you
care to put the alligator clips.

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