It's September 11th 2006

Prepare for armageddon. The world may likely be destroyed today by
terrorists. You may as well take the day off. There's no sense doing
home repairs on a home that will soome be engulfed in a ball of flame.
Spend your last hours with loved ones, and if you are religious, speak
to your God for salvation. If you are at work and read this, take the
rest of the day off. If the world is destroyed, you wont get your
paycheck anyhow.

*** THE END IS NEAR ***
It's been nice knowing all of you.

Have a good trip to whereever we will all end up.

TW

You need to get your medication adjusted....

On Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:49:40 -0500, wrote:

It's September 11th 2006

Prepare for armageddon. The world may likely be destroyed today by
terrorists. You may as well take the day off. There's no sense doing
home repairs on a home that will soome be engulfed in a ball of flame.
Spend your last hours with loved ones, and if you are religious, speak
to your God for salvation.

Sorry, can't. God left long ago. There's just not enough hate left in
this world to support that monster. :-)

If you are at work and read this, take the
rest of the day off. If the world is destroyed, you wont get your
paycheck anyhow.

*** THE END IS NEAR ***
It's been nice knowing all of you.

Have a good trip to whereever we will all end up.


Give away all your property, then feel stupid in the morning.

TW

Got any idea how many end-of-the-world predictions we've had in the
last thousand years?
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"How could you ask be to believe in God when there's
absolutely no evidence that I can see?" -- Jodie Foster