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Lone Ranger and Tonto pull into town, tie their horses in front of the
saloon. Lone Ranger brings water to Silver who is panting hard. Silver
drinks lots of water but works up a lather of sweat. Lone Ranger is
worried, tells Tonto to run around and stir up some air.
Tonto runs around and around; Silver begins to look cooler.

Lone Ranger goes inside and orders a cold beer. Shortly, a cowboy bursts in
looking all excited. Any one in here own a white horse?

Lone Ranger says, " I do, is Silver okay."

"He's fine," says the cowboy, "but you left your engine running!

Hi Ho Silver............away!

Randy R. Cox




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Randy Cox wrote:
Lone Ranger and Tonto pull into town, tie their horses in front of the
saloon. Lone Ranger brings water to Silver who is panting hard. Silver
drinks lots of water but works up a lather of sweat. Lone Ranger is
worried, tells Tonto to run around and stir up some air.
Tonto runs around and around; Silver begins to look cooler.

Lone Ranger goes inside and orders a cold beer. Shortly, a cowboy bursts in
looking all excited. Any one in here own a white horse?

Lone Ranger says, " I do, is Silver okay."

"He's fine," says the cowboy, "but you left your engine running!

Hi Ho Silver............away!

Randy R. Cox




That's "You left your *injun* running," nitwit.
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Raymond J. Johnson Jr. wrote:
Randy Cox wrote:
Lone Ranger and Tonto pull into town, tie their horses in front of the
saloon. Lone Ranger brings water to Silver who is panting hard. Silver
drinks lots of water but works up a lather of sweat. Lone Ranger is
worried, tells Tonto to run around and stir up some air.
Tonto runs around and around; Silver begins to look cooler.

Lone Ranger goes inside and orders a cold beer. Shortly, a cowboy bursts in
looking all excited. Any one in here own a white horse?

Lone Ranger says, " I do, is Silver okay."

"He's fine," says the cowboy, "but you left your engine running!

Hi Ho Silver............away!

Randy R. Cox




That's "You left your *injun* running," nitwit.


He's NOT a closer!!

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Randy Cox wrote:
Lone Ranger and Tonto pull into town, tie their horses in front of the
saloon. Lone Ranger brings water to Silver who is panting hard. Silver
drinks lots of water but works up a lather of sweat. Lone Ranger is
worried, tells Tonto to run around and stir up some air.
Tonto runs around and around; Silver begins to look cooler.

Lone Ranger goes inside and orders a cold beer. Shortly, a cowboy bursts
in looking all excited. Any one in here own a white horse?

Lone Ranger says, " I do, is Silver okay."

"He's fine," says the cowboy, "but you left your engine running!

Hi Ho Silver............away!

Randy R. Cox




That's "You left your *injun* running," nitwit.


It wasn't me that said, "...engine running!" It was the cowboy; I'm just
telling the story as it happened :-)

Randy R. Cox


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