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Refuse To Build A House
Just a little word of wisdom and caution to men.
If you are a married man considering building a house for your family, consider this...... You are NOT building yourself a house. You are building a home for your woman. Once it's built, you will no longer have any say in the matter. Your woman will claim the house is hers and will dictate everything that goes on inside the walls of that house. Actually, she will dominate and dictate as soon as the plans begin to be drawn up for that house, and you damn well better put the bathroom exactly where she wants it, and provide lots of closet space so she has a place to store her hundred pairs of shoes that YOU will pay for. As a man, you are restricted to the garage, and dont plan to build a large garage because your woman wants an oversized kitchen with the latest and most expensive appliances. Then, consider this. If you ever get a divorce, your queen will get the home and all the furniture inside. So, be sure to build it exactly to her standards, and spend all your savings plus your credit future on her home. As a man, you have no rights to your home. You only serve three pusposes in her life, and you damn well better recognise these facts. 1. As a man, you build the nest, and forever do all the repairs and continue to spend all your dollars and time making it fit her demands. 2. You do all the exterior work, which includes but is not limited to, mowing the lawn, planting all her flowers, installing her spa and patio, and much more. Be sure there are no weeds on that lawn, or you will never hear the end of it. 3. Finally, you as a man are a semen dispenser. Once you complete your home building and repairs, you will be expected to pump her full of semen, and do it often. You must always be willing and ready to do this, even when you are too tired or feeling ill, but remember, if she's not in the mood, dont even think about it. When she says "no", she means "no", and you better go to the garage, or you'll hear her bitching for the rest of the day and night. Remember, you have no rights...... Of course, there are options, and you have the right to...... * STAY SINGLE * LIVE IN YOUR CAR * GET CASTRATED * BECOME GAY * REFUSE TO BUILD A HOUSE (and become single once again) |
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You are NOT building yourself a house. You are building a home for
your woman. Once it's built, you will no longer have any say in the matter. Your woman will claim the house is hers and will dictate everything that goes on inside the walls of that house. Actually, she snip A little overstated, but essentially true for most men in Western countries. |
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marriage is obsolete....
Wedding cake causes permanent changes in women..... And probably some men. They lose desire to make now spouse happy Livng together is much prefered, and better all round. When you gget sick of someone BYE and NEXT Rather than divorce attorneys, alimony and settlement agreements...$$$$ saves lots of $$$$ |
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3. Finally, you as a man are a semen dispenser.
Every dispenser needs a receptacle. The best come with a little variety. |
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