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Just a little word of wisdom and caution to men.

If you are a married man considering building a house for your family,
consider this......

You are NOT building yourself a house. You are building a home for
your woman. Once it's built, you will no longer have any say in the
matter. Your woman will claim the house is hers and will dictate
everything that goes on inside the walls of that house. Actually, she
will dominate and dictate as soon as the plans begin to be drawn up
for that house, and you damn well better put the bathroom exactly
where she wants it, and provide lots of closet space so she has a
place to store her hundred pairs of shoes that YOU will pay for.
As a man, you are restricted to the garage, and dont plan to build a
large garage because your woman wants an oversized kitchen with the
latest and most expensive appliances.

Then, consider this. If you ever get a divorce, your queen will get
the home and all the furniture inside. So, be sure to build it
exactly to her standards, and spend all your savings plus your credit
future on her home.

As a man, you have no rights to your home. You only serve three
pusposes in her life, and you damn well better recognise these facts.

1. As a man, you build the nest, and forever do all the repairs and
continue to spend all your dollars and time making it fit her demands.

2. You do all the exterior work, which includes but is not limited to,
mowing the lawn, planting all her flowers, installing her spa and
patio, and much more. Be sure there are no weeds on that lawn, or you
will never hear the end of it.

3. Finally, you as a man are a semen dispenser. Once you complete your
home building and repairs, you will be expected to pump her full of
semen, and do it often. You must always be willing and ready to do
this, even when you are too tired or feeling ill, but remember, if
she's not in the mood, dont even think about it. When she says "no",
she means "no", and you better go to the garage, or you'll hear her
bitching for the rest of the day and night.

Remember, you have no rights......

Of course, there are options, and you have the right to......
* STAY SINGLE
* LIVE IN YOUR CAR
* GET CASTRATED
* BECOME GAY
* REFUSE TO BUILD A HOUSE (and become single once again)

Must suck to be you..............maybe you date / married the wrong
type of woman?

Perhaps a life coach / dating / marriage consultant is in order?

cheers
Bob