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Default I'm planning to build a whore house

you need an upstairs area for the gals to retire to with their customers

watch the film "Pretty Baby", that was a cool looking cat house to get
design ideas from
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078111
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...l/-/B0000AUHQ6


cheers!

cowboy


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I'm planning to build a whore house. I am asking if anyone knows the
proper building requirements and any other details and specifications?
I want to be sure so I dont end up with just a common house that the
whores wont use. Please send blueprints if you have them, and include
any special details and fixtures needed.

Harry Hardon



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Don't bother building one in the states. American women too stupid to
remember who pays whom, american men too gay to **** any woman that don't
look like barbara bush.

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"cowboy" wrote in message
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you need an upstairs area for the gals to retire to with their customers

watch the film "Pretty Baby", that was a cool looking cat house to get
design ideas from
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078111
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...l/-/B0000AUHQ6


cheers!

cowboy


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I'm planning to build a whore house. I am asking if anyone knows the
proper building requirements and any other details and specifications?
I want to be sure so I dont end up with just a common house that the
whores wont use. Please send blueprints if you have them, and include
any special details and fixtures needed.

Harry Hardon





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Don't know, but I have heard they are legal in Nevada. Probably a good idea
to scout them out and see what works well.


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I'm planning to build a whore house. I am asking if anyone knows the
proper building requirements and any other details and specifications?
I want to be sure so I dont end up with just a common house that the
whores wont use. Please send blueprints if you have them, and include
any special details and fixtures needed.

Harry Hardon


Fixture wise on the plumbing side 1 lavi per room, One water closet for
every 3 Rooms, If you are going to do a bar just follow local code or exceed
and one 4" floor drain with dedicated vent per room. Look under section 1:69
uniform Whore code.


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Harry,

Look around your moms house for some old family photos. I'm sure she
has plenty of pictures you can use.

HTH,
Matt



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alt building construction

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On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 15:28:44 -0400, "ConcreteFinishing&StuccoGuy"
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Don't bother building one in the states. American women too stupid to
remember who pays whom, american men too gay to **** any woman that don't
look like barbara bush.


The elder or the younger?

[Horrible thought in either case.]

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I'm planning to build a whore house. I am asking if anyone knows the
proper building requirements and any other details and specifications?
I want to be sure so I dont end up with just a common house that the
whores wont use. Please send blueprints if you have them, and include
any special details and fixtures needed.



Reminds me of the old joke about the Pol..er, person of Eastern European
descent. At his bachelor party he spent the night in a warehouse.

Thankyou...

(that was damn funny after 9 hours in 95 degree heat building a fence and a
couple of beers to cool down....)


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"toller" wrote in message
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Don't know, but I have heard they are legal in Nevada. Probably a good
idea to scout them out and see what works well.


Well, you are partially right. There are seventeen counties in Nevada.
Prostitution is legal in some of them, but don't know the exact number. 13,
I think.

My grandfather once had a grocery. On the second floor, there was a
brothel. He finally went out of business, though.

Too much ****ing overhead.

Steve


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"ConcreteFinishing&StuccoGuy" wrote in
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Don't bother building one in the states. American women too stupid to
remember who pays whom, american men too gay to **** any woman that don't
look like barbara bush.


and what is wrong with Babs???


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Concrete Finishing and Synthetic Stucco application in the GTA.
"cowboy" wrote in message
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you need an upstairs area for the gals to retire to with their customers

watch the film "Pretty Baby", that was a cool looking cat house to get
design ideas from
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078111
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...l/-/B0000AUHQ6


cheers!

cowboy


wrote in message
...
I'm planning to build a whore house. I am asking if anyone knows the
proper building requirements and any other details and specifications?
I want to be sure so I dont end up with just a common house that the
whores wont use. Please send blueprints if you have them, and include
any special details and fixtures needed.

Harry Hardon







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youll need lots of bidets. lucas



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On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 00:46:50 GMT, "Dr. Hardcrab"
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"ConcreteFinishing&StuccoGuy" wrote in
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Don't bother building one in the states. American women too stupid to
remember who pays whom, american men too gay to **** any woman that don't
look like barbara bush.


and what is wrong with Babs???

She's a man, baaaaaaaaaby
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Too bad your GrandPappy didn't have a good Accountant. He/She could have
told your GrandPappy to watch the ****ing overhead. It will kill your
business every time.
Thanks for giving me a reason to chuckle.
Des

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"toller" wrote in message
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Don't know, but I have heard they are legal in Nevada. Probably a good
idea to scout them out and see what works well.


Well, you are partially right. There are seventeen counties in Nevada.
Prostitution is legal in some of them, but don't know the exact number.

13,
I think.

My grandfather once had a grocery. On the second floor, there was a
brothel. He finally went out of business, though.

Too much ****ing overhead.

Steve




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I'm planning to build a whore house. I am asking if anyone knows

the
proper building requirements and any other details and

specifications?
I want to be sure so I dont end up with just a common house that the
whores wont use. Please send blueprints if you have them, and

include
any special details and fixtures needed.

Harry Hardon


Don't forget to have stryped level it for you...


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