I bought a house that was formerly inhabited by an alcoholic. In fact
the guy died right in the middle of the living room, in a pool of
alcohol, vomit and blood, from both his liver damage and after falling
off the upstairs balcony. Because he died without any will, and no
relatives existed, the house was sold for back taxes. This was my
only opportunity to own my own home, at the current price of homes, so
I got the financing and bought it.

Now I am faced with having to remove all the dried vomit in the house.
The stuff is everywhere, on the floors, carpeting, walls, ceilings,
etc. It is even in the refrigerator, oven, light fixtures,
everywhere..

Besides the vomit, there is the blood stains on the living room
carpet, and a good amount of dried human feces, and urine stains
everywhere. I have lived here for about 2 weeks now, and just can not
seem to be able to remove it, or for that matter, tolerate cleaning
the stuff up, without vomiting myself. Of course, everytime I vomit
myself, I just got to clean that too....

So far, the only way I have been able to clean this up, is to get
myself extremely intoxicated prior to cleaning. I have never been
much of a drinker, but ever since I moved into this place, that seems
to be the only way to tolerate living in this mess.

Any suggestions how to clean this?


The Fatman

Weight Loss is a Waiste

Since you got a great deal on the house hire a fire restoration company
to do just the gross cleaning.

Toss all carpets and everything else fabric that will hold the odor.

clean everything by scrubbing with bleach water, dry completelt.

then paint all surfaces with BIN or KILZ primer sealer, and all real
wood surfaces with OUTDOOR POLYURETHANE, although you will have to sand
all floors at least a little so the polyurethane sticks good.

you will also need to have the furnaces and ductwork cleaned and
deodorized treated.

if you fail to do ANY of this the stench will reappear, espically at
warm moist times.

essentially you cant clean the odor away, you MUST seal it into the
surfaces so you dont smell it

I had a similiar home restoration twice, once with a fire and once with
human odors. it can be done but I wouldnt live there till its cleaned
up, so you dont get ill.

fire restoration sends peple in moon suits with full respirators or
this reason.

you can do the entire job yourself but getting the worst out first
professionally will still save you tons

T R O L L


wrote in message
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I bought a house that was formerly inhabited by an alcoholic. In fact
the guy died right in the middle of the living room, in a pool of
alcohol, vomit and blood, from both his liver damage and after falling
off the upstairs balcony. Because he died without any will, and no
relatives existed, the house was sold for back taxes. This was my
only opportunity to own my own home, at the current price of homes, so
I got the financing and bought it.

Now I am faced with having to remove all the dried vomit in the house.
The stuff is everywhere, on the floors, carpeting, walls, ceilings,
etc. It is even in the refrigerator, oven, light fixtures,
everywhere..

Besides the vomit, there is the blood stains on the living room
carpet, and a good amount of dried human feces, and urine stains
everywhere. I have lived here for about 2 weeks now, and just can not
seem to be able to remove it, or for that matter, tolerate cleaning
the stuff up, without vomiting myself. Of course, everytime I vomit
myself, I just got to clean that too....

So far, the only way I have been able to clean this up, is to get
myself extremely intoxicated prior to cleaning. I have never been
much of a drinker, but ever since I moved into this place, that seems
to be the only way to tolerate living in this mess.

Any suggestions how to clean this?


The Fatman

Weight Loss is a Waiste

probably troll but wouldnt he be surprised theres a fix for "his" home

"JerryL" wrote in message
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T R O L L


He just keeps changing his name posting this crap. The other was the "death
house" one.

It's one thing if it was slightly humorous. But his writing blows dead bear.

Just killfile him.

Don't feed the trolls.

On Mon, 06 Mar 2006 22:04:10 GMT, Bubba ReMoVe
wrote:

On 6 Mar 2006 13:46:51 -0800, "
wrote:

Since you got a great deal on the house hire a fire restoration company
to do just the gross cleaning.

Toss all carpets and everything else fabric that will hold the odor.

clean everything by scrubbing with bleach water, dry completelt.

then paint all surfaces with BIN or KILZ primer sealer, and all real
wood surfaces with OUTDOOR POLYURETHANE, although you will have to sand
all floors at least a little so the polyurethane sticks good.

you will also need to have the furnaces and ductwork cleaned and
deodorized treated.

if you fail to do ANY of this the stench will reappear, espically at
warm moist times.

essentially you cant clean the odor away, you MUST seal it into the
surfaces so you dont smell it

I had a similiar home restoration twice, once with a fire and once with
human odors. it can be done but I wouldnt live there till its cleaned
up, so you dont get ill.

fire restoration sends peple in moon suits with full respirators or
this reason.

you can do the entire job yourself but getting the worst out first
professionally will still save you tons

My gawd you're an idiot. Can you say, "Troll"?
Bubba

You are completely wrong. I used to be a troll, but I didnt pay my
membership fee to the "National Troll Association", so I was
disqualified as a troll. Therefore I am no longer a licensed troll.

Ask OJ what's the best way to remove a blood stain.

gallon of kerosene and a match will fix you right up.

The hook has been set....let's see who bites.

wrote in message
...
I bought a house that was formerly inhabited by an alcoholic. In fact
the guy died right in the middle of the living room, in a pool of
alcohol, vomit and blood, from both his liver damage and after falling
off the upstairs balcony. Because he died without any will, and no
relatives existed, the house was sold for back taxes. This was my
only opportunity to own my own home, at the current price of homes, so
I got the financing and bought it.

Now I am faced with having to remove all the dried vomit in the house.
The stuff is everywhere, on the floors, carpeting, walls, ceilings,
etc. It is even in the refrigerator, oven, light fixtures,
everywhere..

Besides the vomit, there is the blood stains on the living room
carpet, and a good amount of dried human feces, and urine stains
everywhere. I have lived here for about 2 weeks now, and just can not
seem to be able to remove it, or for that matter, tolerate cleaning
the stuff up, without vomiting myself. Of course, everytime I vomit
myself, I just got to clean that too....

So far, the only way I have been able to clean this up, is to get
myself extremely intoxicated prior to cleaning. I have never been
much of a drinker, but ever since I moved into this place, that seems
to be the only way to tolerate living in this mess.

Any suggestions how to clean this?


The Fatman

Weight Loss is a Waiste

On Mon, 06 Mar 2006 19:03:16 -0600, wrote:

You are completely wrong. I used to be a troll, but I didnt pay my
membership fee to the "National Troll Association", so I was
disqualified as a troll. Therefore I am no longer a licensed troll.


Membership is lifetime. Llike a high school diploma. Once you
qualified no one can take it away from you.

but make sure you get stinking, rolling on floor drunk first...

Did I say floor? Make that rolling in vomit drunk.

On Mon, 06 Mar 2006 15:09:12 -0600, wrote:

| I bought a house that was formerly inhabited by an alcoholic. In fact
| the guy died right in the middle of the living room, in a pool of
| alcohol, vomit and blood, from both his liver damage and after falling
| off the upstairs balcony. Because he died without any will, and no
| relatives existed, the house was sold for back taxes. This was my
| only opportunity to own my own home, at the current price of homes, so
| I got the financing and bought it.
|

You mean you moved out from under the bridge?

As soon as possible, run screaming naked into the woods.

On 8 Mar 2006 09:56:38 -0800, "Mikey" wrote:

As soon as possible, run screaming naked into the woods.

Pay Kenny (from South Park) to eat the vomit.

Any suggestions how to clean this?


The Fatman

Weight Loss is a Waiste


Oxiclean is jolly good!

Weight Loss is a Waiste

WEIGHT LOSS SURGERY WORKS GREAT!!