This is an important question, courtesy of Homeland Security

The power Went Out - There's not heat coming out of your furnace and
It's freezing cold outdoors and getting colder by the minute in the
house.


What would YOU do? _______________________________



What would a BLONDE do? ______________________________


(Note, if YOU are blonde, you can skip the first question)

wrote in message
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This is an important question, courtesy of Homeland Security

The power Went Out - There's not heat coming out of your furnace and
It's freezing cold outdoors and getting colder by the minute in the
house.


What would YOU do? _______________________________

Light the wood burning stove.

wrote:
This is an important question, courtesy of Homeland Security

The power Went Out - There's not heat coming out of your furnace and
It's freezing cold outdoors and getting colder by the minute in the
house.


What would YOU do? _______________________________



I would immediately complain that the government wasn't working fast
enough to help me...


What would a BLONDE do? ______________________________


(Note, if YOU are blonde, you can skip the first question)

wrote:
This is an important question, courtesy of Homeland Security

The power Went Out - There's not heat coming out of your furnace and
It's freezing cold outdoors and getting colder by the minute in the
house.


What would YOU do? _______________________________



Freeze to death.


What would a BLONDE do? ______________________________



If I see one around here I'll ask it.

(Note, if YOU are blonde, you can skip the first question)



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Thank you,



"Then said I, Wisdom [is] better than strength: nevertheless the poor
man's wisdom [is] despised, and his words are not heard." Ecclesiastes 9:16

In article ,
wrote:

- This is an important question, courtesy of Homeland Security
-
- The power Went Out - There's not heat coming out of your furnace and
- It's freezing cold outdoors and getting colder by the minute in the
- house.
-
-
- What would YOU do? _______________________________

I have gas heat. Is that still working? If not, I'd start a fire
in the fireplace and stay close by.

Oh, wait. I live in central Texas. Although it is occasionally
freezing cold it never stays freezing cold for long.

I like the "complain about the government" answer, too. I might
do that some.

There's always the car. It has a heater. I could sit in there until
I run out of gas. If possible, I'd go buy more gas.

- What would a BLONDE do? ______________________________

I'm dying to find out.

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~~~~~~
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today than I was yesterday." -Adlai Stevenson

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Start my generator! I have 2, just in case

If no gas for heat, then drain what water lines I could, antifreeze in
toilet bowls, and if no wood stove go to neighbors with fireplace.

although some think this question funny, its serious.

a terrorist could take out power / heat in winter causing so much
grief...

its going to happen one day.............

good point, it happens all the time with only a little help from Ma
Nature, imagine what could happen if someone actually did this
intentionally.

I would hook up the generator to the furnace and a few other appliances to continue heating the house if gas service is still available. If not, hook up the propane space heater and crack a window open to allow fresh air in (necessary for the space heater and to avoid CO problems) - also move my digital CO monitor to an outlet nearest the heater and keep a very close eye on it.

I also happen to be blond.

Oh yeah, nobody's mentioned FEMA yet, I think I'd give them a call and
ask them to pay for me to stay indefinitely in a hotel.

I dont exp[ect much from FEMA

Its a known fact they are incompetent.

Although a nice week at a 400 dollar a nite hotel might be nice

On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:47:29 -0600,
wrote:

This is an important question, courtesy of Homeland Security

The power Went Out - There's not heat coming out of your furnace and
It's freezing cold outdoors and getting colder by the minute in the
house.


What would YOU do? _______________________________



What would a BLONDE do? ______________________________


(Note, if YOU are blonde, you can skip the first question)

That happened to me in December 1999. Then, we had a long power
failure and freezing nights. That's when I discovered the house I
bought last year had gas logs.
--
Mark Lloyd
http://notstupid.laughingsquid.com

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what
to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb
contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin

wrote in message
...
This is an important question, courtesy of Homeland Security

The power Went Out - There's not heat coming out of your furnace and
It's freezing cold outdoors and getting colder by the minute in the
house.


What would YOU do? _______________________________



What would a BLONDE do? ______________________________


(Note, if YOU are blonde, you can skip the first question)

Do like my in-laws, buy a generator for y2k, never bother to hook it up,
complain everytime the power goes out and it starts to get cold.

In article ,
says...

This is an important question, courtesy of Homeland Security

The power Went Out - There's not heat coming out of your furnace and
It's freezing cold outdoors and getting colder by the minute in the
house.


What would YOU do? _______________________________



What would a BLONDE do? ______________________________


(Note, if YOU are blonde, you can skip the first question)


I'm the blond lady - I'm the one who got the generator going and connected to
the transfer box because, being unencumbered by testosterone, I:
1. planned ahead
2. read the directions

Take that! :-P

Cheers,
Banty

Cheers to you Banty!
I know some "blonde" men that couldn't do what you just said.


"Banty" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

This is an important question, courtesy of Homeland Security

The power Went Out - There's not heat coming out of your furnace and
It's freezing cold outdoors and getting colder by the minute in the
house.


What would YOU do? _______________________________



What would a BLONDE do? ______________________________


(Note, if YOU are blonde, you can skip the first question)


I'm the blond lady - I'm the one who got the generator going and connected
to
the transfer box because, being unencumbered by testosterone, I:
1. planned ahead
2. read the directions

Take that! :-P

Cheers,
Banty

In article _o5Jf.17594$C02.15936@trndny02, Gntry says...

Cheers to you Banty!
I know some "blonde" men that couldn't do what you just said.

Actually, I'm a brunette. But I *am* a lady. I responded that way because I
know these "blonde" jokes aren't referring to Boomer Esiason!

Cheers,
Banty



"Banty" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

This is an important question, courtesy of Homeland Security

The power Went Out - There's not heat coming out of your furnace and
It's freezing cold outdoors and getting colder by the minute in the
house.


What would YOU do? _______________________________



What would a BLONDE do? ______________________________


(Note, if YOU are blonde, you can skip the first question)


I'm the blond lady - I'm the one who got the generator going and connected
to
the transfer box because, being unencumbered by testosterone, I:
1. planned ahead
2. read the directions

Take that! :-P

That's cheatin'


On 16 Feb 2006 13:26:01 -0800, Banty wrote:

In article _o5Jf.17594$C02.15936@trndny02, Gntry says...

Cheers to you Banty!
I know some "blonde" men that couldn't do what you just said.

Actually, I'm a brunette. But I *am* a lady. I responded that way because I
know these "blonde" jokes aren't referring to Boomer Esiason!

Cheers,
Banty



"Banty" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

This is an important question, courtesy of Homeland Security

The power Went Out - There's not heat coming out of your furnace and
It's freezing cold outdoors and getting colder by the minute in the
house.


What would YOU do? _______________________________



What would a BLONDE do? ______________________________


(Note, if YOU are blonde, you can skip the first question)


I'm the blond lady - I'm the one who got the generator going and connected
to
the transfer box because, being unencumbered by testosterone, I:
1. planned ahead
2. read the directions

Take that! :-P