I have a serious gas leak in my house. Everytime I wake up in the
morning I can smell gas. I checked all the pipes and even the oven
but the gas keeps leaking. I notice the gas the most under my
blankets when I wake up and my wife refuses to sleep with me ever
since this started about 2 weeks ago. What should I do?
This is getting serious.

Tell her it's her "morning gift" personalized from you.


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On Mon, 05 Dec 2005 15:48:19 -0600, wrote:

I have a serious gas leak in my house. Everytime I wake up in the
morning I can smell gas. I checked all the pipes and even the oven
but the gas keeps leaking. I notice the gas the most under my
blankets when I wake up and my wife refuses to sleep with me ever
since this started about 2 weeks ago. What should I do?
This is getting serious.


Hold her head under the covers.

wrote:
I have a serious gas leak in my house. Everytime I wake up in the
morning I can smell gas. I checked all the pipes and even the oven
but the gas keeps leaking. I notice the gas the most under my
blankets when I wake up and my wife refuses to sleep with me ever
since this started about 2 weeks ago. What should I do?
This is getting serious.

Get a life or at least get a better script.

--
Joseph Meehan

Dia duit

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I have a serious gas leak in my house. Everytime I wake up in the
morning I can smell gas. I checked all the pipes and even the oven
but the gas keeps leaking. I notice the gas the most under my
blankets when I wake up and my wife refuses to sleep with me ever
since this started about 2 weeks ago. What should I do?
This is getting serious.

Cut out those baked bean snacks. :-)

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On Mon, 05 Dec 2005 15:48:19 -0600, wrote:

I have a serious gas leak in my house. Everytime I wake up in the
morning I can smell gas. I checked all the pipes and even the oven
but the gas keeps leaking. I notice the gas the most under my
blankets when I wake up and my wife refuses to sleep with me ever
since this started about 2 weeks ago. What should I do?
This is getting serious.


Hold her head under the covers.

"DUTCH OVEN!!!!!"

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I have a ...to sleep with me ever
since this started about 2 weeks ago. What should I do?
This is getting serious.

Beano

Light a match and go investigate where the smell is coming from.


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I have a serious gas leak in my house. Everytime I wake up in the
morning I can smell gas. I checked all the pipes and even the oven
but the gas keeps leaking. I notice the gas the most under my
blankets when I wake up and my wife refuses to sleep with me ever
since this started about 2 weeks ago. What should I do?
This is getting serious.