An evil SDI satellite shot my house with its laser beam and it's now a
little bit damaged.

How can I repair laser damage?

Can I send the bill to George W.Bush ?

Just send a 25 page RFP to the Pentagon in quadruplicate.

Your table of contents should look something like this...

Table of Contents
Site Map...1
Preamble...2
1 DESCRIPTION OF PROJECT AND SCOPE
1.1 Identification of the Project Office 4
1.2 Project Description.4
1.3 Notional Project Schedule .4
2 CONTRACT CHARACTERISTICS AND SOURCE SELECTION PROCESS
2.1 Overview of the Source Selection Process.4
2.2 Contract Characteristics and Award Fee Provisions .5
2.3 Acquisition Milestones ..5
3 PHASE I REQUEST FOR QUALIFICATIONS
3.1 Advertisements ..5
3.2 Industry Conference and Site Visit ...5
3.3 Pre-Submission Inquiries ..5
3.4 Ombudsman ..6
3.5 Date, Time & Place of Submission ...6
3.6 Submission Format 6
3.6.1 Written Submission 6
3.6.2 Electronic Submission 7
3.7 Confidential Information ...7
3.8 Submission Requirements .7
3.8.1 Past Performance.7
3.8.2 Approach Overview.9
3.9 Evaluation..10
3.9.1 Evaluation Factors.10
3.9.2 Factor Descriptions and Evaluation Criteria..11 3.10 Special Notice
to Offerors..11
4 PHASE II PROPOSALS..12
5 CLAUSES AND OTHER REQUIRED INFORMATION
5.1 Clauses.12
5.1.1 Federal Acquisition Regulations..12
5.1.2 Defense Federal Acquisition Regulation Supplement...13
5.2 Service of Protest.13
5.3 Other Required Information 13
5.3.1 Small Business Program Representations..13
5.3.2 Taxpayer Identification, DUNS, and CAGE Code ...13
5.3.3 Point of Contact Information.13
ATTACHMENT 1
ATTACHMENT 2
ATTACHMENT 3

Gerry Lintonice wrote:

An evil SDI satellite shot my house with its laser beam and it's now a
little bit damaged.

How can I repair laser damage?

Can I send the bill to George W.Bush ?


To suck up all the popcorn.

"thrugoodmarshall" wrote in message
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Gerry Lintonice wrote:

An evil SDI satellite shot my house with its laser beam and it's now a
little bit damaged.

How can I repair laser damage?

Can I send the bill to George W.Bush ?


To suck up all the popcorn.

I drank what....?

You've got to get even.... It's a moral imperative!