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January 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the
store to get food and on the way back I hit a damned deer
that ran in front of my car. Did about $3000 damage. ****ing
beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all
last November.


Deer are a kind of forest vermin that serve no useful purpose other than as
wolf fodder.


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WS Deer are a kind of forest vermin that serve no
WS useful purpose other than as wolf fodder.

Deer (venison) pot roast is good, and deer hamburger is great in
chili.
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Deer are a kind of forest vermin that serve no
useful purpose other than as wolf fodder.


Deer (venison) pot roast is good, and deer hamburger
is great in chili.


He has, obviously, never eaten a venison steak just after
it has been taken off the barbie.....(c;]


I was thinking in evolutionary terms. But I have nothing against brutally
killing Bambi's mother, ripping the still-warm flesh from her bones, and
roasting her. Die, forest vermin!

I once suggested to the head of Broderbund a game called "Bambi Blasters",
in which you kill deer with a variety of increasingly powerful weapons. He
thought it very funny, but declined to produce it. God, how I hate deer.

The "Bambi" Blu-ray is due out on 3/1. Walt Disney was an animal lover, and
"Bambi" reflects an anti-hunting attitude -- or more precisely, a view that
humans are responsible for the morally reprehensible things (as judged by
Disney) that happen in the forest.

The Disney film is a "cycle of life" story, a major change from the novel,
Disney specifically asking the animators to ignore the novel and go with his
approach. * The book (which I really ought to read) was for adults, and
apparently had political elements which Disney discarded. (The Nazis banned
it.)

One of the criticisms levelled against the film is that it doesn't
acknowledge the fact that some animals are carnivores. One reviewer remarked
that the owl wouldn't have sat around talking with the other animals -- he
would have swooped down and grabbed one of the bunnies.

The bare plot of the film and book are quite similar, though.


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January 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the
store to get food and on the way back I hit a damned deer
that ran in front of my car. Did about $3000 damage. ****ing
beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all
last November.


Deer are a kind of forest vermin that serve no useful purpose other than
as wolf fodder.


But they're so CYOOOOOOOOOT!

;-)
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WS Deer are a kind of forest vermin that serve no
WS useful purpose other than as wolf fodder.

Deer (venison) pot roast is good, and deer hamburger is great in
chili.


Once, on a weekend at my brother's cabin, my nephew-in-law (husband
of my brother's daughter) brought some venison. It was good. I had
a serving of heart meat, and it was delicious, and had no grain!

It was a lot like gizzard, which I also find quite tasty, and grain-
free. :-)

Cheers!
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Deer are a kind of forest vermin that serve no
useful purpose other than as wolf fodder.


They make really great jerky and tacos.


How do they hold the knives and taco shells?


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God, how I hate deer.

Did you once hit one with your car? Are you a gardener?
What's the deal?
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William Sommerwerck wrote:

Deer are a kind of forest vermin that serve no
useful purpose other than as wolf fodder.


Deer (venison) pot roast is good, and deer hamburger
is great in chili.


He has, obviously, never eaten a venison steak just after
it has been taken off the barbie.....(c;]


I was thinking in evolutionary terms. But I have nothing against brutally
killing Bambi's mother, ripping the still-warm flesh from her bones, and
roasting her. Die, forest vermin!

I once suggested to the head of Broderbund a game called "Bambi Blasters",
in which you kill deer with a variety of increasingly powerful weapons. He
thought it very funny, but declined to produce it. God, how I hate deer.

The "Bambi" Blu-ray is due out on 3/1. Walt Disney was an animal lover, and
"Bambi" reflects an anti-hunting attitude -- or more precisely, a view that
humans are responsible for the morally reprehensible things (as judged by
Disney) that happen in the forest.

The Disney film is a "cycle of life" story, a major change from the novel,
Disney specifically asking the animators to ignore the novel and go with his
approach. * The book (which I really ought to read) was for adults, and
apparently had political elements which Disney discarded. (The Nazis banned
it.)

One of the criticisms levelled against the film is that it doesn't
acknowledge the fact that some animals are carnivores. One reviewer remarked
that the owl wouldn't have sat around talking with the other animals -- he
would have swooped down and grabbed one of the bunnies.

The bare plot of the film and book are quite similar, though.



Have you ever seen 'Bambi meets Godzilla'?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0dpk...eature=related

Or the sequel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9pXq...eature=related
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Have you ever seen 'Bambi meets Godzilla'?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0dpk...eature=related


Or the sequel?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9pXq...eature=related


I have. It's just what the little bugger deserves...


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God, how I hate deer.

Did you once hit one with your car? Are you a gardener?
What's the deal?


Deer are stupid, useless animals. That's why I hate them.


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God, how I hate deer.


Did you once hit one with your car? Are you a gardener?
What's the deal?


Deer are stupid, useless animals. That's why I hate them.


It seems you've never tasted them. I love venison.
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