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Liberals are village idiots...
Liberals are village idiots...
In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"... The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York :-] ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. |
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On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:16:23 -0700, Jim Thompson
wrote: Liberals are village idiots... In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"... The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York :-] Erect strawman. Decapitate. Repeat. -- Rich Webb Norfolk, VA |
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On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:16:23 -0700, Jim Thompson
wrote: Liberals are village idiots... In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"... The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York :-] ...Jim Thompson Thank you, you've made my day!!! |
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Liberals are village idiots...
"Jim Thompson" wrote in message ... Liberals are village idiots... Be careful. Village idiots around the globe are taking umbrage at your statement. Art |
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On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:21:26 -0700, "Artemus"
wrote: "Jim Thompson" wrote in message .. . Liberals are village idiots... Be careful. Village idiots around the globe are taking umbrage at your statement. Art Boxes of umbrage, but what will then do with it? |
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On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 18:07:55 -0400, the renowned PeterD
wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:21:26 -0700, "Artemus" wrote: "Jim Thompson" wrote in message . .. Liberals are village idiots... Be careful. Village idiots around the globe are taking umbrage at your statement. Art Boxes of umbrage, but what will then do with it? Feed it to their ilk? Best regards, Spehro Pefhany -- "it's the network..." "The Journey is the reward" Info for manufacturers: http://www.trexon.com Embedded software/hardware/analog Info for designers: http://www.speff.com |
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On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:09:07 -0400, Spehro Pefhany
wrote: Feed it to their ilk? Best regards, Spehro Pefhany Can you milk an ilk??? Jim |
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On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 09:21:53 -0700, RST Engineering
wrote: On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:09:07 -0400, Spehro Pefhany wrote: Feed it to their ilk? Best regards, Spehro Pefhany Can you milk an ilk??? Jim That's been known to irk them. |
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Liberals are village idiots...
"Jim Thompson" wrote in message ... Liberals are village idiots... In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"... The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York :-] ...Jim Thompson LOL!!! http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2945076/boycott_arizona_iced_tea_demand_opponents.html Cheers |
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On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:20:03 -0500, flipper wrote:
On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:16:23 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote: Liberals are village idiots... In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"... The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York :-] ...Jim Thompson That reminds me of "New York Texas Toast" which, I believe, is a hanging offense in Texas. There's a salsa _made_in_New_Jersey_. Some other brand derided them, playing highly on "_made_in_New_Jersey_" in their commercial. The State of New Jersey actually sued. Now the commercial says "_New_York_" :-) ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | The only thing bipartisan in this country is hypocrisy |
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On 4/28/2010 7:08 PM, Jim Thompson wrote:
On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:20:03 -0500, wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:16:23 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote: Liberals are village idiots... In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"... The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York :-] ...Jim Thompson That reminds me of "New York Texas Toast" which, I believe, is a hanging offense in Texas. There's a salsa _made_in_New_Jersey_. Some other brand derided them, playing highly on "_made_in_New_Jersey_" in their commercial. The State of New Jersey actually sued. Now the commercial says "_New_York_" :-) ...Jim Thompson My favourite brand comes from Vermont...it's called "Green Mountain Gringo". Feature it. Cheers Phil Hobbs -- Dr Philip C D Hobbs Principal ElectroOptical Innovations 55 Orchard Rd Briarcliff Manor NY 10510 845-480-2058 hobbs at electrooptical dot net http://electrooptical.net |
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Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:20:03 -0500, flipper wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:16:23 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote: Liberals are village idiots... In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"... The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York :-] ...Jim Thompson That reminds me of "New York Texas Toast" which, I believe, is a hanging offense in Texas. There's a salsa _made_in_New_Jersey_. Pace. Some other brand derided them, playing highly on "_made_in_New_Jersey_" in their commercial. The State of New Jersey actually sued. Now the commercial says "_New_York_" :-) |
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"flipper" wrote in message ... On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:16:57 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:20:03 -0500, flipper wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:16:23 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote: Liberals are village idiots... In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"... The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York :-] ...Jim Thompson That reminds me of "New York Texas Toast" which, I believe, is a hanging offense in Texas. There's a salsa _made_in_New_Jersey_. Pace. The parent company Campbell's (since 1995) is headquartered in New Jersey but Pace is made in Paris Texas. I was, of course, parodying the Pace commercial where the cowhands discover cookie is trying to serve them an obviously inferior picante sauce and when one looks at the bottle he exclaims: "made in NEW york CITY?" "Get a rope." The "New York Texas Toast" label was sent to me by a friend in Rochester, New York that I had told, among other Texas legends, etiquette (like never ask someone if they're from Texas. If there are you'll find out soon enough and if they aren't you don't want to embarrass them) and facts, the Pace commercial. It gets even better because "New York" brand is apparently made in Ohio. Some other brand derided them, playing highly on "_made_in_New_Jersey_" in their commercial. The State of New Jersey actually sued. Now the commercial says "_New_York_" :-) I did laugh when 'cookie' was hog tied to the hood (if I recall correctly). There are several hot sauces manufactured in Buda Texas that are very good. Pace was never very good...it's a 'use it if nothing else is available' sauce. --- news://freenews.netfront.net/ - complaints: --- |
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"flipper" wrote in message ... On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:37:41 -0500, "Jon" wrote: "flipper" wrote in message . .. On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:16:57 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:20:03 -0500, flipper wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:16:23 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote: Liberals are village idiots... In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"... The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York :-] ...Jim Thompson That reminds me of "New York Texas Toast" which, I believe, is a hanging offense in Texas. There's a salsa _made_in_New_Jersey_. Pace. The parent company Campbell's (since 1995) is headquartered in New Jersey but Pace is made in Paris Texas. I was, of course, parodying the Pace commercial where the cowhands discover cookie is trying to serve them an obviously inferior picante sauce and when one looks at the bottle he exclaims: "made in NEW york CITY?" "Get a rope." The "New York Texas Toast" label was sent to me by a friend in Rochester, New York that I had told, among other Texas legends, etiquette (like never ask someone if they're from Texas. If there are you'll find out soon enough and if they aren't you don't want to embarrass them) and facts, the Pace commercial. It gets even better because "New York" brand is apparently made in Ohio. Some other brand derided them, playing highly on "_made_in_New_Jersey_" in their commercial. The State of New Jersey actually sued. Now the commercial says "_New_York_" :-) I did laugh when 'cookie' was hog tied to the hood (if I recall correctly). There are several hot sauces manufactured in Buda Texas that are very good. Pace was never very good...it's a 'use it if nothing else is available' sauce. Oh man, I'd never get into an argument with a Texan about what makes good salsa. That's as dangerous as bringing up beans in the chili and damn fools that don't cook with mesquite. Haha! Not a problem...but your right, bean do not belong in chili. --- news://freenews.netfront.net/ - complaints: --- |
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On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 15:28:34 -0500, "Jon" wrote:
Haha! Not a problem...but your right, bean do not belong in chili. You're an idiot. |
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flipper wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:16:57 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:20:03 -0500, flipper wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:16:23 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote: Liberals are village idiots... In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"... The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York :-] ...Jim Thompson That reminds me of "New York Texas Toast" which, I believe, is a hanging offense in Texas. There's a salsa _made_in_New_Jersey_. Pace. The parent company Campbell's (since 1995) is headquartered in New Jersey but Pace is made in Paris Texas. I was, of course, parodying the Pace commercial where the cowhands discover cookie is trying to serve them an obviously inferior picante sauce and when one looks at the bottle he exclaims: "made in NEW york CITY?" "Get a rope." The "New York Texas Toast" label was sent to me by a friend in Rochester, New York that I had told, among other Texas legends, etiquette (like never ask someone if they're from Texas. If there are you'll find out soon enough and if they aren't you don't want to embarrass them) and facts, the Pace commercial. It gets even better because "New York" brand is apparently made in Ohio. I liked the package of peanuts with the warning label: 'Caution! This product processed on machines used with peanuts!' -- Anyone wanting to run for any political office in the US should have to have a DD214, and a honorable discharge. |
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On Fri, 07 May 2010 02:43:27 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote: flipper wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:16:57 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:20:03 -0500, flipper wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:16:23 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote: Liberals are village idiots... In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"... The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York :-] ...Jim Thompson That reminds me of "New York Texas Toast" which, I believe, is a hanging offense in Texas. There's a salsa _made_in_New_Jersey_. Pace. The parent company Campbell's (since 1995) is headquartered in New Jersey but Pace is made in Paris Texas. I was, of course, parodying the Pace commercial where the cowhands discover cookie is trying to serve them an obviously inferior picante sauce and when one looks at the bottle he exclaims: "made in NEW york CITY?" "Get a rope." The "New York Texas Toast" label was sent to me by a friend in Rochester, New York that I had told, among other Texas legends, etiquette (like never ask someone if they're from Texas. If there are you'll find out soon enough and if they aren't you don't want to embarrass them) and facts, the Pace commercial. It gets even better because "New York" brand is apparently made in Ohio. I liked the package of peanuts with the warning label: 'Caution! This product processed on machines used with peanuts!' Because about 1-in-200 are allergic to peanuts, ALL nut products not processed on dedicated equipment must bear the warning: MANUFACTURED ON EQUIPMENT THAT PROCESSES PEANUT, OTHER TREE NUTS In out leftist world, the problem is best solved by no longer offering peanuts on airplanes. There's actually a law in Arizona forbidding the planting of olive trees, because some people are allergic to the pollen. Everyone ignores the law ;-) It is a natural human condition to get angry over our own personal failings and incompetent actions. But an interesting difference shows up when we compare political persuasion, right versus left. Those on the right get angry with themselves and attempt to correct the error of their ways. Those on the left also get angry, but look for someone else to blame. ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | The only thing bipartisan in this country is hypocrisy |
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Jim Thompson wrote: On Fri, 07 May 2010 02:43:27 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: flipper wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:16:57 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:20:03 -0500, flipper wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:16:23 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote: Liberals are village idiots... In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"... The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York :-] ...Jim Thompson That reminds me of "New York Texas Toast" which, I believe, is a hanging offense in Texas. There's a salsa _made_in_New_Jersey_. Pace. The parent company Campbell's (since 1995) is headquartered in New Jersey but Pace is made in Paris Texas. I was, of course, parodying the Pace commercial where the cowhands discover cookie is trying to serve them an obviously inferior picante sauce and when one looks at the bottle he exclaims: "made in NEW york CITY?" "Get a rope." The "New York Texas Toast" label was sent to me by a friend in Rochester, New York that I had told, among other Texas legends, etiquette (like never ask someone if they're from Texas. If there are you'll find out soon enough and if they aren't you don't want to embarrass them) and facts, the Pace commercial. It gets even better because "New York" brand is apparently made in Ohio. I liked the package of peanuts with the warning label: 'Caution! This product processed on machines used with peanuts!' Because about 1-in-200 are allergic to peanuts, ALL nut products not processed on dedicated equipment must bear the warning: MANUFACTURED ON EQUIPMENT THAT PROCESSES PEANUT, OTHER TREE NUTS I know that but if you open a package of peanuts, you expect peanuts. In out leftist world, the problem is best solved by no longer offering peanuts on airplanes. There's actually a law in Arizona forbidding the planting of olive trees, because some people are allergic to the pollen. Everyone ignores the law ;-) It is a natural human condition to get angry over our own personal failings and incompetent actions. But an interesting difference shows up when we compare political persuasion, right versus left. Those on the right get angry with themselves and attempt to correct the error of their ways. Those on the left also get angry, but look for someone else to blame. ...Jim Thompson -- | James E.Thompson, CTO | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | | | Voice480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat | | E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | The only thing bipartisan in this country is hypocrisy -- Anyone wanting to run for any political office in the US should have to have a DD214, and a honorable discharge. |
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"Jim Thompson" wrote in
message ... It is a natural human condition to get angry over our own personal failings and incompetent actions. Yes, although I don't think I'd really call being allergic to peanuts (or anything else) a personal failing. :-) |
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flipper wrote: On Fri, 07 May 2010 02:43:27 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: flipper wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:16:57 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:20:03 -0500, flipper wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:16:23 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote: Liberals are village idiots... In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"... The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York :-] ...Jim Thompson That reminds me of "New York Texas Toast" which, I believe, is a hanging offense in Texas. There's a salsa _made_in_New_Jersey_. Pace. The parent company Campbell's (since 1995) is headquartered in New Jersey but Pace is made in Paris Texas. I was, of course, parodying the Pace commercial where the cowhands discover cookie is trying to serve them an obviously inferior picante sauce and when one looks at the bottle he exclaims: "made in NEW york CITY?" "Get a rope." The "New York Texas Toast" label was sent to me by a friend in Rochester, New York that I had told, among other Texas legends, etiquette (like never ask someone if they're from Texas. If there are you'll find out soon enough and if they aren't you don't want to embarrass them) and facts, the Pace commercial. It gets even better because "New York" brand is apparently made in Ohio. I liked the package of peanuts with the warning label: 'Caution! This product processed on machines used with peanuts!' When it comes to 'peanut' warnings my favorites are bags of peanuts that warn they contain peanuts. Ya think? In this day and age of artificial flavors I suppose it could be 'fake' peanuts but if one were allergic I'd imagine 'peanuts in there' would be a natural first guess for a package of peanuts. These silly ones get on there as a result of 'corporate policy' akin to: "any food product which may contain peanut or peanut byproducts, or may contain a non-peanut product that may have come into contact with peanuts, peanut byproducts, or may have contacted machinery that may have contacted peanuts or peanut byproducts, shall include the following warning insert legal department approved warning text prominently displayed on the label." Well, a package of peanuts certainly qualifies and woe be to anyone who tries to argue, though 14 layers of management, "it's obvious" to the legal department because no one ever got sued for the inclusion of an 'obvious' warning. Another one is the manual for a battery powered tool. It tells you to use a 14 AWG or heavier extension cord, when the charger only draws 230 mA. -- Anyone wanting to run for any political office in the US should have to have a DD214, and a honorable discharge. |
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flipper wrote: On Sat, 08 May 2010 11:02:50 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: flipper wrote: On Fri, 07 May 2010 02:43:27 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: flipper wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:16:57 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell" wrote: Jim Thompson wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:20:03 -0500, flipper wrote: On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:16:23 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote: Liberals are village idiots... In their various marches against the new AZ "illegals" law, they're calling for a boycott against "Arizona Iced Tea"... The Arizona Beverage Company is a producer of various flavors of iced tea, juice cocktails and energy drinks... based in Queens, New York :-] ...Jim Thompson That reminds me of "New York Texas Toast" which, I believe, is a hanging offense in Texas. There's a salsa _made_in_New_Jersey_. Pace. The parent company Campbell's (since 1995) is headquartered in New Jersey but Pace is made in Paris Texas. I was, of course, parodying the Pace commercial where the cowhands discover cookie is trying to serve them an obviously inferior picante sauce and when one looks at the bottle he exclaims: "made in NEW york CITY?" "Get a rope." The "New York Texas Toast" label was sent to me by a friend in Rochester, New York that I had told, among other Texas legends, etiquette (like never ask someone if they're from Texas. If there are you'll find out soon enough and if they aren't you don't want to embarrass them) and facts, the Pace commercial. It gets even better because "New York" brand is apparently made in Ohio. I liked the package of peanuts with the warning label: 'Caution! This product processed on machines used with peanuts!' When it comes to 'peanut' warnings my favorites are bags of peanuts that warn they contain peanuts. Ya think? In this day and age of artificial flavors I suppose it could be 'fake' peanuts but if one were allergic I'd imagine 'peanuts in there' would be a natural first guess for a package of peanuts. These silly ones get on there as a result of 'corporate policy' akin to: "any food product which may contain peanut or peanut byproducts, or may contain a non-peanut product that may have come into contact with peanuts, peanut byproducts, or may have contacted machinery that may have contacted peanuts or peanut byproducts, shall include the following warning insert legal department approved warning text prominently displayed on the label." Well, a package of peanuts certainly qualifies and woe be to anyone who tries to argue, though 14 layers of management, "it's obvious" to the legal department because no one ever got sued for the inclusion of an 'obvious' warning. Another one is the manual for a battery powered tool. It tells you to use a 14 AWG or heavier extension cord, when the charger only draws 230 mA. Another all time favorite. Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. One would hope SO. I also kind of like this practical emergency safety procedure posted at summer camp: In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly. And another useful tip on an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. I'll bet there's a policy to always include "instructions" so what else could you say? Except, perhaps, to add: curse at near impossible to open package... pick up spilled nuts.... But this one on a Swedish chain saw makes one wonder what law suit inspired the warning: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. You never know with the Swiss. I wonder if that's what inspired them to create IKEA? ;-) -- Anyone wanting to run for any political office in the US should have to have a DD214, and a honorable discharge. |
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"Jim Thompson" wrote in message ... That reminds me of "New York Texas Toast" which, I believe, is a hanging offense in Texas. Hmm, I never heard that particular toast and I've lived in Texas 54 years. There's a salsa _made_in_New_Jersey_. Some other brand derided them, playing highly on "_made_in_New_Jersey_" in their commercial. The State of New Jersey actually sued. Now the commercial says "_New_York_" :-) Really? Was the brand not actually made in New Jersey? --- news://freenews.netfront.net/ - complaints: --- |
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