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You're Hired! Woodworker Business Apprenticeship.
Fellow Woodworkers,
If you love your boss, love the company you work for, love having other people control how much money you make, love being overlooked for promotions, think that a 1%, 2%, 3% "cost of living" raise is good, love being an average person living a hum drum average life; then close this message right now! This absolutely, without a doubt, is NOT for you! Really, don't waste you time reading any more of this, it may make you may miss your favorite TV show, and then what would you do? Honest, just close this message, grab a high-carb snack, find the remote and go plop your fat butt back on the couch and surf through the 100+ channels on your huge TV a few more times until you find something mindless to watch - it will take a lot less effort than what I'm about to ask you to do. Ok, now that I've gotten rid of the losers, let me tell you about a unique opportunity that will only happen once in your life. But before I do, I need you to do me a favor (so I know you're not a loser) - Please answer these questions HONESTLY: Are you tired of working for someone else? Are you sick of being "told" how much money you can make? Are you fed up with company "politics" and the deceptive games they play? Have you ever thought of starting your own woodworking business? Have you ever wondered how to make a "real" living at it? Do you think making money doing something you love would be a great way to make a living? Do you want to be in full control of your income and financial destiny? If you're a woodworker and you answered YES to any of these questions then we need to talk! I have 5 (wow, one's already gone!) 4 openings for a totally FREE new workshop and business apprentice program that I've developed that teaches fellow woodworkers how to successfully plan, start, promote and operate their very own profitable part-time or full-time woodworking business from scratch! Even if you have no clue on how to do it and don't business background! This is an unbelievable opportunity because I promise you that the workshop, along with all the associated documents and course materials, and my personal one-on-one, step-by-step over the phone coaching and guidance, won't cost you a single red cent! It's all free! I even pay for the phone calls! And, there are absolutely no additional or hidden costs for the course or my services! So why am I giving this incredible package away for Zero, Nada, Nothing? You'll have to click here and find out why (or you can take the easy way out and go back to watching TV and being a loser) Don't miss the rare, never to be repeated, "Once in a Lifetime" opportunity because I guarantee you, it will never be FREE again! Click here now! |
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 22:18:02 GMT, "BAF"
wrote: You'll have to click here and find out why (or you can take the easy way out and go back to watching TV and being a loser) I vowed long ago never to work for someone who starts out, before we've even established a relationship, calling me a loser. Even if I were one...it's just not done. Don't miss the rare, never to be repeated, "Once in a Lifetime" opportunity because I guarantee you, it will never be FREE again! We can only hope. Buh-bye - - LRod Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999 http://www.woodbutcher.net |
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In article uwjCd.70554$k25.27120@attbi_s53, BAF
wrote: never to be repeated I certainly hope this is true. |
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WOW!!!! Do we get a fee lifetime supply of Oxyclean too? How about a Gazelle???
"BAF" wrote in message news:uwjCd.70554$k25.27120@attbi_s53... Fellow Woodworkers, If you love your boss, love the company you work for, love having other people control how much money you make, love being overlooked for promotions, think that a 1%, 2%, 3% "cost of living" raise is good, love being an average person living a hum drum average life; then close this message right now! This absolutely, without a doubt, is NOT for you! Really, don't waste you time reading any more of this, it may make you may miss your favorite TV show, and then what would you do? Honest, just close this message, grab a high-carb snack, find the remote and go plop your fat butt back on the couch and surf through the 100+ channels on your huge TV a few more times until you find something mindless to watch - it will take a lot less effort than what I'm about to ask you to do. Ok, now that I've gotten rid of the losers, let me tell you about a unique opportunity that will only happen once in your life. But before I do, I need you to do me a favor (so I know you're not a loser) - Please answer these questions HONESTLY: Are you tired of working for someone else? Are you sick of being "told" how much money you can make? Are you fed up with company "politics" and the deceptive games they play? Have you ever thought of starting your own woodworking business? Have you ever wondered how to make a "real" living at it? Do you think making money doing something you love would be a great way to make a living? Do you want to be in full control of your income and financial destiny? If you're a woodworker and you answered YES to any of these questions then we need to talk! I have 5 (wow, one's already gone!) 4 openings for a totally FREE new workshop and business apprentice program that I've developed that teaches fellow woodworkers how to successfully plan, start, promote and operate their very own profitable part-time or full-time woodworking business from scratch! Even if you have no clue on how to do it and don't business background! This is an unbelievable opportunity because I promise you that the workshop, along with all the associated documents and course materials, and my personal one-on-one, step-by-step over the phone coaching and guidance, won't cost you a single red cent! It's all free! I even pay for the phone calls! And, there are absolutely no additional or hidden costs for the course or my services! So why am I giving this incredible package away for Zero, Nada, Nothing? You'll have to click here and find out why (or you can take the easy way out and go back to watching TV and being a loser) Don't miss the rare, never to be repeated, "Once in a Lifetime" opportunity because I guarantee you, it will never be FREE again! Click here now! |
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1) Eat dinner
2) No 3) Not applicable 4) No, I'm quite good at it and actually enjoy it 5) Nope 6) Is $30K a year a "real living"? 7) Sure but they're so fickle in that industry. One early misfire and you're out... 8) Already am 9) Cuz you were a lousy sales rep? |
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Yeah, but do you get a plastic drill bit guide and a sponge sander?
Huh? Do ya? jlc "LRod" wrote in message ... On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 22:18:02 GMT, "BAF" wrote: You'll have to click here and find out why (or you can take the easy way out and go back to watching TV and being a loser) I vowed long ago never to work for someone who starts out, before we've even established a relationship, calling me a loser. Even if I were one...it's just not done. Don't miss the rare, never to be repeated, "Once in a Lifetime" opportunity because I guarantee you, it will never be FREE again! We can only hope. Buh-bye - - LRod Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999 http://www.woodbutcher.net |
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Gimme an "S".....!
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Gimme a "C"....!
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Gimme an "A"....!
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Whadda ya got??????
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In article , Robin Lee
wrote: Whadda ya got?????? Five barely readable HTML posts from someone who should know better? d&r |
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In article , "Robin Lee" wrote:
Whadda ya got?????? SPAM! No, wait, that has a 'P'. Oh, well. Close enough, I guess. -- Regards, Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com) Get a copy of my NEW AND IMPROVED TrollFilter for NewsProxy/Nfilter by sending email to autoresponder at filterinfo-at-milmac-dot-com You must use your REAL email address to get a response. |
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On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 08:19:37 -0500, "Robin Lee"
wrote: Whadda ya got?????? I was gonna visit him via friedspam.net but he's a very ineffective spammer, as I couldn't figure out where "click here" was. Mike Patterson Please remove the spamtrap to email me. "I always wanted to be somebody...I should have been more specific..." - Lily Tomlin |
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"Dave Balderstone" wrote in message tone.ca... In article , Robin Lee wrote: Whadda ya got?????? Five barely readable HTML posts from someone who should know better? d&r Oops - that's what one gets when one posts via "reply to group" .... Cheers - Rob |
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Whadda ya got?????? a newbie that got a new computer for Christmas (G) -- Knight-Toolworks & Custom Planes Custom made wooden planes at reasonable prices See http://www.knight-toolworks.com For prices and ordering instructions. |
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"Robin Lee" wrote in message ... "Dave Balderstone" wrote in message tone.ca... In article , Robin Lee wrote: Whadda ya got?????? Five barely readable HTML posts from someone who should know better? d&r Oops - that's what one gets when one posts via "reply to group" .... Cheers - Rob Not if you configure OE to post only in plain text. -- -Mike- |
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"Mike Marlow" wrote in message ... "Robin Lee" wrote in message ... "Dave Balderstone" wrote in message tone.ca... In article , Robin Lee wrote: Whadda ya got?????? Five barely readable HTML posts from someone who should know better? d&r Oops - that's what one gets when one posts via "reply to group" .... Cheers - Rob Not if you configure OE to post only in plain text. -- -Mike- Actually - that's how it's configured now...and that's how I've always posted....far as I know. Cheers - Rob |
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In article , Robin Lee
wrote: "Mike Marlow" wrote in message Not if you configure OE to post only in plain text. Actually - that's how it's configured now...and that's how I've always posted....far as I know. Something went awry, since it showed up as HTML. Kevin |
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 16:47:54 -0600, Kevin Craig wrote:
In article , Robin Lee wrote: "Mike Marlow" wrote in message Not if you configure OE to post only in plain text. Actually - that's how it's configured now...and that's how I've always posted....far as I know. Something went awry, since it showed up as HTML. Yeah, he quoted a post which was written in HTML, so it quoted the HTML. No mystery here. |
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Actually - that's how it's configured now...and that's how I've always posted....far as I know. Cheers - Rob There is another setting in OE : "Reply in the format in which they were sent" Uncheck that box. -- ******** Bill Pounds http://www.billpounds.com |
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"Dave Hinz" wrote in message ... On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 16:47:54 -0600, Kevin Craig wrote: In article , Robin Lee wrote: "Mike Marlow" wrote in message Not if you configure OE to post only in plain text. Actually - that's how it's configured now...and that's how I've always posted....far as I know. Something went awry, since it showed up as HTML. Yeah, he quoted a post which was written in HTML, so it quoted the HTML. No mystery here. It shouldn't. OE gives the option to either reply in the original format or only in plain text. It's a separate option from how your own posts appear. -- -Mike- |
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 09:32:14 -0500, Mike Patterson
wrote: On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 08:19:37 -0500, "Robin Lee" wrote: Whadda ya got?????? I was gonna visit him via friedspam.net but he's a very ineffective spammer, as I couldn't figure out where "click here" was. If you have html turned off, you won't see the link. Genius boy, woodworking mentor, has apparently not figured out how to include URL links in text posts. +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ Now we'll just use some glue to hold things in place until the brads dry +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 21:04:41 -0700, Mark & Juanita
wrote: On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 09:32:14 -0500, Mike Patterson wrote: On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 08:19:37 -0500, "Robin Lee" wrote: Whadda ya got?????? I was gonna visit him via friedspam.net but he's a very ineffective spammer, as I couldn't figure out where "click here" was. If you have html turned off, you won't see the link. Genius boy, woodworking mentor, has apparently not figured out how to include URL links in text posts. Finally had an a-ha! moment and looked at the source for the post, and there it was, embedded with the dreck. Mike Patterson Please remove the spamtrap to email me. "I always wanted to be somebody...I should have been more specific..." - Lily Tomlin |
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