(Ladies'll love the last stanza.)


'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned The dark meat and white
But I fought the temptation With all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees....
Happy eating to all Pass the cranberries, please.

May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy
Have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious
May your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs.
---
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On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 19:26:26 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote:


(Ladies'll love the last stanza.)

They do. SWMBO forwarded me a copy of this from the quilting NG.

--RC


'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned The dark meat and white
But I fought the temptation With all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees....
Happy eating to all Pass the cranberries, please.

May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy
Have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious
May your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs.
---
Is it time for your medication or mine?
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Sleep? Isn't that a totally inadequate substitute for caffine?

TURKEY DRESSING RECIPE

Ingredients:

3, Eggs
1 Tbl, Salt
1, Green Pepper, Finely Chopped
3 1/2 Cup, Popcorn
3 Cup, Rice, Uncooked
* Parsley, Fresh, Finely Chopped
* Garlic Clove, Pressed

* Add To Suit Taste

Instructions:

Mix All Ingredients Well And Stuff Turkey Carcass.
Bake @ 350 F Until Popcorn Blows Ass Off Turkey,
Then Go To A Good Restaurant And Have Dinner.

TURKEY DRESSING RECIPE

Ingredients:

3, Eggs
1 Tbl, Salt
1, Green Pepper, Finely Chopped
3 1/2 Cup, Popcorn

"popcorn" yeah right... when and if I do my own stuffing, it will be from my
own recipe for rye bread!

3 Cup, Rice, Uncooked
* Parsley, Fresh, Finely Chopped
* Garlic Clove, Pressed

* Add To Suit Taste

Instructions:

Mix All Ingredients Well And Stuff Turkey Carcass.
Bake @ 350 F Until Popcorn Blows Ass Off Turkey,
Then Go To A Good Restaurant And Have Dinner.

AAvK wrote:


TURKEY DRESSING RECIPE

Ingredients:

3, Eggs
1 Tbl, Salt
1, Green Pepper, Finely Chopped
3 1/2 Cup, Popcorn

"popcorn" yeah right... when and if I do my own stuffing, it will be from
my own recipe for rye bread!

You didn't read the rest of it, did you?

3 Cup, Rice, Uncooked
* Parsley, Fresh, Finely Chopped
* Garlic Clove, Pressed

* Add To Suit Taste

Instructions:

Mix All Ingredients Well And Stuff Turkey Carcass.
Bake @ 350 F Until Popcorn Blows Ass Off Turkey,
Then Go To A Good Restaurant And Have Dinner.



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