TURKEY DRESSING RECIPE

Ingredients:

3, Eggs
1 Tbl, Salt
1, Green Pepper, Finely Chopped
3 1/2 Cup, Popcorn

"popcorn" yeah right... when and if I do my own stuffing, it will be from my
own recipe for rye bread!

3 Cup, Rice, Uncooked
* Parsley, Fresh, Finely Chopped
* Garlic Clove, Pressed

* Add To Suit Taste

Instructions:

Mix All Ingredients Well And Stuff Turkey Carcass.
Bake @ 350 F Until Popcorn Blows Ass Off Turkey,
Then Go To A Good Restaurant And Have Dinner.