An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a
Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Jap, a
Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian,
a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a
Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an
Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinean, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a
Buddhist and an African went to a night club.

The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."

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