Enjoy

Lew
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Question: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Answer: A gummy bear.

Dave Balderstone wrote:
In article om, Lew
Hodgett wrote:

Enjoy

Lew
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Question: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Answer: A gummy bear.


A bear walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, leans down and says
"I'll have a...

... bourbon."

Bartender looks down and says, "Why the huge pause?"


That was barely funny.

--
 GW Ross 

 A moment's insight is sometimes worth 
 a life's experience. 

On 4/10/2015 5:23 AM, G. Ross wrote:
Dave Balderstone wrote:
In article om, Lew
Hodgett wrote:

Enjoy

Lew
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Question: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
..
..

Answer: A gummy bear.


A bear walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, leans down and says
"I'll have a...

... bourbon."

Bartender looks down and says, "Why the huge pause?"


That was barely funny.

Sometimes you just have to smile, shake your head, grin and bear it!

On 08/04/2015 6:35 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
Enjoy

Lew
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Question: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Answer: A gummy bear.



My wife has been missing for a week. The police have told me to expect
the worst - so I've been down to the thrift store to get back her clothes.
--

On Fri, 10 Apr 2015 09:04:34 -0600, graham wrote:

On 08/04/2015 6:35 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
Enjoy

Lew
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Question: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Answer: A gummy bear.



My wife has been missing for a week. The police have told me to expect
the worst - so I've been down to the thrift store to get back her clothes.

My wife said, (sarcastically) "nice, really nice". ;-)

On 4/10/2015 10:55 PM, krw wrote:
On Fri, 10 Apr 2015 09:04:34 -0600, graham wrote:

On 08/04/2015 6:35 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
Enjoy

Lew
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Question: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
..

Answer: A gummy bear.



My wife has been missing for a week. The police have told me to expect
the worst - so I've been down to the thrift store to get back her clothes.

My wife said, (sarcastically) "nice, really nice". ;-)

We have not had any of these for a while, and I was begining to wonder
why I was faithfully reading this newsgroup ;-)

On 4/11/2015 5:51 AM, Keith Nuttle wrote:
On 4/10/2015 10:55 PM, krw wrote:
On Fri, 10 Apr 2015 09:04:34 -0600, graham wrote:

On 08/04/2015 6:35 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
Enjoy

Lew
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Question: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
..

Answer: A gummy bear.



My wife has been missing for a week. The police have told me to expect
the worst - so I've been down to the thrift store to get back her
clothes.

My wife said, (sarcastically) "nice, really nice". ;-)

We have not had any of these for a while, and I was begining to wonder
why I was faithfully reading this newsgroup ;-)

On topic, 'cause wood is involved.

A guy lost an eye in an accident, and made himself a wooden eye as a
prosthetic. But he became withdrawn over his appearance. A friend
finally persuaded him to come to ommunity dance, but he just stood there
all alone.

He finally noticed a young lady sitting alone, and saw (with his one
good eye) that she too had a prosthetic, to replace a leg she had lost.
He thought to himself, "maybe she would dance with me."

So gathering his courage he approached her and asked, "Would you like to
dance?"
She looked up with a smile and said, "Would I! Would I!"
So he pointed back at her and said, "Peg leg! Peg leg!"

On Thursday, April 9, 2015 at 9:34:48 PM UTC-4, Dave Balderstone wrote:
In article om, Lew
Hodgett wrote:

Enjoy

Lew
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Question: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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..
..
..

Answer: A gummy bear.


A bear walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, leans down and says
"I'll have a...

... bourbon."

Bartender looks down and says, "Why the huge pause?"



A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

.................

Two penguins walk into a bar. That's really bad because the second one should have seen it.

On 4/11/2015 8:09 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Thursday, April 9, 2015 at 9:34:48 PM UTC-4, Dave Balderstone wrote:
In article om, Lew
Hodgett wrote:

Enjoy

Lew
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Question: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Answer: A gummy bear.


A bear walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, leans down and says
"I'll have a...

... bourbon."

Bartender looks down and says, "Why the huge pause?"



A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

................

Two penguins walk into a bar. That's really bad because the second one should have seen it.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.