I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said,
"Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a ****?


--

-Mike-

"Mike Marlow" wrote:

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really
think so."

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a ****?
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Cabin fever came a little early I see.

Lew

On 1/12/2015 3:26 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
"Mike Marlow" wrote:

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really
think so."

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a ****?
----------------------------------------------------
Cabin fever came a little early I see.

Lew


If that is a report of a true event I surprised he is conscious and able
to post it to the newsgroup

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really
think so."
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a ****?
Mike Marlow
----------------------------------------------------
Cabin fever came a little early I see.
Lew
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If that is a report of a true event I surprised he is conscious and able
to post it to the newsgroup. Keith Nuttle

What Keith said x2.

Casper wrote in
:

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a
table. I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you
really think so."
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a ****?
Mike Marlow
----------------------------------------------------
Cabin fever came a little early I see.
Lew
----------------------------------------------------
If that is a report of a true event I surprised he is conscious and
able to post it to the newsgroup. Keith Nuttle

What Keith said x2.


It is an old joke... I read it here first many years ago. Maybe the OP
finally recovered and was able to tell the story again. :-)

Puckdropper
--
Make it to fit, don't make it fit.

On 1/12/2015 2:05 PM, Mike Marlow wrote:
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said,
"Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a ****?



Old too soon and smart too late. Imagine where we would be today if we
had a brain that could think that way when we were twenty years old.

LdB

LdB wrote:
On 1/12/2015 2:05 PM, Mike Marlow wrote:
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said,
"Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a ****?



Old too soon and smart too late. Imagine where we would be today if we
had a brain that could think that way when we were twenty years old.

You might be sitting there with an IPhone stuck in the back of your head
(or worse)! : )



LdB