On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 11:06:19 -0400, "Mike Marlow"
wrote:

Zz Yzx wrote:
A bar walks into a physicist and ......

Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference.

Geezus - 15 minutes later and I'm just now able to get off the floor from
laughing! One of the best one's I've heard in a long time! Mind if I steal
it? Ummmm... can you explain it to me though...?

An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we
don't serve minors".