In article , Tim Daneliuk
wrote:

On 09/18/2012 12:19 PM, CW wrote:


"Mike Marlow" wrote in message
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Zz Yzx wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 07:37:42 -0700, Zz Yzx
wrote:

A bar walks into a physicist and ......

Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference.

The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was........

... Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.

Wow - it just keeps getting better...
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A priest, a rabbi, and a zebra all wake into a bar. The bar tender looks at
them and says "what is this, some kind of joke"?


A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Cher walks into a bar. The bartender says...

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