Enjoy

Lew
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My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway
the other day, just jumping for joy!

I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, "What
the heck", and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the
jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant!

I was ecstatic!

We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her
on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby.

We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
I asked her how she knew. She said.....

"Well, that was the easy part.

I went to Walmart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit
in a twin-pack.

Both tests came out positive!"

Lew Hodgett wrote:
Enjoy

Lew
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My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway
the other day, just jumping for joy!

I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, "What
the heck", and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the
jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant!

I was ecstatic!

We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her
on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby.

We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
I asked her how she knew. She said.....

"Well, that was the easy part.

I went to Walmart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit
in a twin-pack.

Both tests came out positive!"




This is funny, thanks for the chuckle of the day........

In b.com,
Lew Hodgett typed:
Enjoy

Lew
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Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
yourself look like a stupid blonde.

In article ,
Twayne wrote:
In b.com,
Lew Hodgett typed:
Enjoy

Lew
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Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
yourself look like a stupid blonde.

I think the only person round here making himself look stupid is yourself.

--
Stuart Winsor

Only plain text for emails
http://www.asciiribbon.org

Twayne wrote:
In b.com,
Lew Hodgett typed:
Enjoy

Lew
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Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
yourself look like a stupid blonde.

Why not find a group that is more suitable to you liking? I'm a regular
here and I love Lew's humor posts.

--

-Mike-

"Mike Marlow" wrote in news:d1569$4f4d1123
:

Twayne wrote:
In b.com,
Lew Hodgett typed:
Enjoy

Lew
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Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
yourself look like a stupid blonde.

Why not find a group that is more suitable to you liking? I'm a regular
here and I love Lew's humor posts.

+1, most of the time.

--
Best regards
Han
email address is invalid

On 2/28/2012 3:20 PM, Han wrote:
"Mike wrote in news:d1569$4f4d1123
:

Twayne wrote:
In b.com,
Lew typed:
Enjoy

Lew
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Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
yourself look like a stupid blonde.

Why not find a group that is more suitable to you liking? I'm a regular
here and I love Lew's humor posts.

+1, most of the time.

The jokes makes this group worth returning to, I have gotten a lot of
good wood working advice also.

On Tue, 28 Feb 2012 11:12:59 -0500, "Twayne"
Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
yourself look like a stupid blonde.

Hell, why can't he post a stupid blonde joke when he wants? It's far
better than any of your out of place stupid rants that you post every
time you decide to visit here.

In article ,
Twayne wrote:
In b.com,
Lew Hodgett typed:
Enjoy

Lew
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Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
yourself look like a stupid blonde.



How about, "A blonde pulled in at the local Arco cash and carry..."


--
There is always an easy solution to every human problem -- neat,
plausible, and wrong." (H L Mencken)

Larry Wasserman - Baltimore Maryland - lwasserm(a)sdf. lonestar. org

On Tue, 28 Feb 2012 12:38:43 -0500, "Mike Marlow"
wrote:

Twayne wrote:
In b.com,
Lew Hodgett typed:
Enjoy

Lew
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Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
yourself look like a stupid blonde.

Why not find a group that is more suitable to you liking? I'm a regular
here and I love Lew's humor posts.

Has he stopped posting daily to the gas price thread? Maybe I'll
unfilter him.

--
....in order that a man may be happy, it is
necessary that he should not only be capable
of his work, but a good judge of his work.
-- John Ruskin

Larry Jaques wrote:
On Tue, 28 Feb 2012 12:38:43 -0500, "Mike Marlow"
wrote:

Twayne wrote:
In b.com,
Lew Hodgett typed:
Enjoy

Lew
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...


Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
yourself look like a stupid blonde.

Why not find a group that is more suitable to you liking? I'm a
regular here and I love Lew's humor posts.

Has he stopped posting daily to the gas price thread? Maybe I'll
unfilter him.

Nah - he still posts those. I just mark them as read as soon as they pop
up.

--

-Mike-

On Tue, 28 Feb 2012 18:40:46 -0500, "Mike Marlow"
Nah - he still posts those. I just mark them as read as soon as they pop
up.

Not me. I read them all just seeing what new comment the fool has
posted.

Twayne wrote:
In b.com,
Lew Hodgett typed:
Enjoy

Lew
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Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
yourself look like a stupid blonde.


I don't think you're seeing the big picture; he didn't post the joke here to
give us a chuckle, he posted it here to irritate you.

Is there a better place to achieve that result?

"Twayne" writes:

In b.com,
Lew Hodgett typed:
Enjoy

Lew
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Why not post this somewhere that it'll be on topic instead of making
yourself look like a stupid blonde.

2 questions:

1) why don't you put O/T in your killfile so you never see this
off-topic post??

2) Why did you remove the O/T from the subject line, forcing people who
don't want to read off-topic posts to read your off-topic post?

My $0.02:

Why did the blonde have bruising around her belly button?

Her boyfriend was blonde too.

;-)

Sconnie