Hi. Charlie Self has been forced to move to Virginia due to some "behind
the scenes" activity that has been going on. Many of Charlie's sources
were informed of his potty mouthed rants on Usenet, and they found the
stuff to be unacceptable. This essentially put Charlie out of the
freelance writing business. Therefore, Charlie needed to pack up and
move back to Virginia to pursue another career offer.

We will clean up Usenet once and for all.

The newly amended rec.woodworking charter will be proposed to
news.groups in less than 1 week, therefore banning all profanity from
this group.

Thank you for all of your support.

Jeremy T. Baird
Florida, USA




Jeremy T Baird

**** you!

love Rob!

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wrote in message
sknowhow.com...
Hi. Charlie Self has been forced to move to Virginia due to some "behind
the scenes" activity that has been going on. Many of Charlie's sources
were informed of his potty mouthed rants on Usenet, and they found the
stuff to be unacceptable. This essentially put Charlie out of the
freelance writing business. Therefore, Charlie needed to pack up and
move back to Virginia to pursue another career offer.

We will clean up Usenet once and for all.

The newly amended rec.woodworking charter will be proposed to
news.groups in less than 1 week, therefore banning all profanity from
this group.

Thank you for all of your support.

Jeremy T. Baird
Florida, USA




Jeremy T Baird

Rob Stokes wrote:

**** you!

And the anonymous remailer he rode in on.

love Rob!

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wrote in message
sknowhow.com...
Hi. Charlie Self has been forced to move to Virginia due to some "behind
the scenes" activity that has been going on. Many of Charlie's sources
were informed of his potty mouthed rants on Usenet, and they found the
stuff to be unacceptable. This essentially put Charlie out of the
freelance writing business.

Wrong. Charlie has more business than he can handle.

Therefore, Charlie needed to pack up and
move back to Virginia to pursue another career offer.

Wrong. Charlie is moving back home from a place that wasn't good to him.

We will clean up Usenet once and for all.

Who is "we"?

The newly amended rec.woodworking charter will be proposed to
news.groups in less than 1 week, therefore banning all profanity from
this group.

Which is more profane: an individual who speaks his mind in a free country,
or someone who tattles on him, lies to the newsgroup, and hides his
identity?

Thank you for all of your support.

You are most welcome, Dave.

wrote in message
sknowhow.com...
Hi. Charlie Self has been forced to move to Virginia due to some "behind
the scenes" activity that has been going on. Many of Charlie's sources
were informed of his potty mouthed rants on Usenet, and they found the
stuff to be unacceptable. This essentially put Charlie out of the
freelance writing business. Therefore, Charlie needed to pack up and
move back to Virginia to pursue another career offer.

Wrong.!!!

We will clean up Usenet once and for all.

ROTFLMAO

The newly amended rec.woodworking charter will be proposed to
news.groups in less than 1 week, therefore banning all profanity from
this group.

Don't hold your breath.

Thank you for all of your support.

I'll take your thank you but I'm not supporting you.

What do you say you add to that amendment something about banning "lying
about others" and banning "**** ant whiners" also.

I try to avoid vulgar language on the internet and at home but in this case
Mr. Baird "Go **** a Duck" and stay off the internet.
wrote in message
sknowhow.com...
Hi. Charlie Self has been forced to move to Virginia due to some "behind
the scenes" activity that has been going on. Many of Charlie's sources
were informed of his potty mouthed rants on Usenet, and they found the
stuff to be unacceptable. This essentially put Charlie out of the
freelance writing business. Therefore, Charlie needed to pack up and
move back to Virginia to pursue another career offer.

We will clean up Usenet once and for all.

The newly amended rec.woodworking charter will be proposed to
news.groups in less than 1 week, therefore banning all profanity from
this group.

Thank you for all of your support.

Jeremy T. Baird
Florida, USA




Jeremy T Baird

tell the truth you wish you could donate all your money to NASA in hopes they
will invent a time machine so you can go back in time and give Jeremy T. Baird's
parents a box of condom's that's what you really mean right?

--
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See http://www.knight-toolworks.com For prices and ordering instructions.

In article whow.com,
wrote:

We will clean up Usenet once and for all.

You are getting the boot, then?

The newly amended rec.woodworking charter will be proposed to
news.groups in less than 1 week, therefore banning all profanity from
this group.

Ah, well, I must get it in before the profanity is banned: **** you.

Now the post was obviously a troll, but I am wondering if you actually
think that something can be banned from the group. Do you actually think
that carriers will do a TOS cause of a little profanity? Oh, by the way,
**** you. I look forward to your definition of profanity.

Perhaps Mr. Baird should
engage in aeronautical intercourse
with a transversing toroidal pastry.

I fear his efforts to clean up the
group will result in his being
up an unsanitary tributary with
insufficient means of locomotion.

Trolls.

charlie b

Bob Schmall wrote:


You are most welcome, Dave.


you are one weird dude.

dave

wrote an essay about hogwash and
claptrap which I, in the interests of brevity and integrity, have snipped:

It appears that Jeremy T. has scaped the very fiber of many wRECker
beings this morning. This seems to occur whenever his lover, Nanny,
bleats out the standard headache excuse for not engaging in amorous
pursuits. Better luck tomorrow, Jeremy T.
mahalo,
jo4hn

p.s. Remember DFTFT is an acronym meaning Don't Feed The Trolls.

jo4hn wrote:


p.s. Remember DFTFT is an acronym meaning Don't Feed The Trolls.


not EXACTLY...

dave

In article whow.com,
wrote:

Thank you for all of your support.

I'll jopin the chorus...

**** you, Mr. Baird.

Who is Jeremy T Blair? Was he elected god on a ballot I missed?

RB

wrote:
Hi. Charlie Self has been forced to move to Virginia due to some "behind
the scenes" activity that has been going on. Many of Charlie's sources
were informed of his potty mouthed rants on Usenet, and they found the
stuff to be unacceptable. This essentially put Charlie out of the
freelance writing business. Therefore, Charlie needed to pack up and
move back to Virginia to pursue another career offer.

We will clean up Usenet once and for all.

The newly amended rec.woodworking charter will be proposed to
news.groups in less than 1 week, therefore banning all profanity from
this group.

Thank you for all of your support.

Jeremy T. Baird
Florida, USA




Jeremy T Baird

On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 14:13:54 -0400, RB wrote:
Who is Jeremy T Blair? Was he elected god on a ballot I missed?

Just another troll, back for a second round to see who he can get to
pay attention to him.

Welllll, I think that pretty well covers it..

and very nicely worded...

charlie b wrote:

Perhaps Mr. Baird should
engage in aeronautical intercourse
with a transversing toroidal pastry.

In article
whow.com,
says...
Hi. Charlie Self has been forced to move to Virginia due to some "behind
the scenes" activity that has been going on.

Another anonymous asshole.

Perhaps "AAA" should become web shorthand :-).

--
Where ARE those Iraqi WMDs?

"Leon" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
sknowhow.com...

Snip of absolutely assinine drivel

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Does this lunatic *really* believe most of the wRECkers around here are
going to believe this?


Wrong.!!!
ROTFLMAO


Don't hold your breath.


I'll take your thank you but I'm not supporting you.

What do you say you add to that amendment something about banning "lying
about others" and banning "**** ant whiners" also.

Thanks, Leon.


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Sweet Sawdust wrote:

I try to avoid vulgar language on the internet and at home but in this case
Mr. Baird "Go **** a Duck" and stay off the internet.

Try to understand. We've had this asshole here before. It's NOT
Jeremy Baird. Baird is a DJ in the Miami area. This is either
BAD or a thoroghly screwed up friend of Baird's who lives in NY.
DFTFT
Dave in Fairfax
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charlie b writes:

Perhaps Mr. Baird should
engage in aeronautical intercourse
with a transversing toroidal pastry.

One of my favorite expressions usually reserved for non engineering types
since they don't have a clue what it means.


--
Lew

Sweet Sawdust wrote:

I try to avoid vulgar language on the internet and at home but in this
case
Mr. Baird "Go **** a Duck" and stay off the internet.

Prefer my version, "**** a duck, screw a pigeon, go to hell and get
religion".

Lew

Too many prior associations.

Kevin
--
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Found: Iraqi WMDs! Please appear in person to claim!

"Larry Blanchard" wrote in message
...

Another anonymous asshole.

Perhaps "AAA" should become web shorthand :-).

--
Where ARE those Iraqi WMDs?

On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 23:47:04 GMT, "Lew Hodgett"
wrote:

charlie b writes:

Perhaps Mr. Baird should
engage in aeronautical intercourse
with a transversing toroidal pastry.

One of my favorite expressions usually reserved for non engineering types
since they don't have a clue what it means.

****, Lew, I ain't no engineer - but I know a flying **** at a rolling
donut when I see one.

You should have more faith in old cabinetmakers.

Some of us even speak English.


Regards,
Tom.

Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1

dave in fairfax wrote:

Sweet Sawdust wrote:

I try to avoid vulgar language on the internet and at home but in this case
Mr. Baird "Go **** a Duck" and stay off the internet.


Try to understand. We've had this asshole here before. It's NOT
Jeremy Baird. Baird is a DJ in the Miami area. This is either
BAD or a thoroghly screwed up friend of Baird's who lives in NY.
DFTFT
Dave in Fairfax
you STUPID twit! the troll isn't me. MORON!!

dave

"Tom Watson" writes:
****, Lew, I ain't no engineer - but I know a flying **** at a rolling
donut when I see one.

You should have more faith in old cabinetmakers.

Some of us even speak English.

Touché.

Lew

Looks like our little friend has found a home at Delta Newsgroups...I just
dropped them a note asking about AUP and informing them that the abuse
address seems to be forged. Will see what we get. Sooner or later he/she
will have to get a life.

"Kevin Singleton" wrote in message
...
Too many prior associations.

Kevin
--
=====
Found: Iraqi WMDs! Please appear in person to claim!

"Larry Blanchard" wrote in message
...

Another anonymous asshole.

Perhaps "AAA" should become web shorthand :-).

--
Where ARE those Iraqi WMDs?

"Tom Watson" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 23:47:04 GMT, "Lew Hodgett"
wrote:

charlie b writes:

Perhaps Mr. Baird should
engage in aeronautical intercourse
with a transversing toroidal pastry.

One of my favorite expressions usually reserved for non engineering types
since they don't have a clue what it means.

****, Lew, I ain't no engineer - but I know a flying **** at a rolling
donut when I see one.

You should have more faith in old cabinetmakers.

Some of us even speak English.


Regards,
Tom.

Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1

Yeah! What he said!!!

Much better I agree, but I try to stay a little naive in that part of
English
"Lew Hodgett" wrote in message
ink.net...

Sweet Sawdust wrote:

I try to avoid vulgar language on the internet and at home but in this
case
Mr. Baird "Go **** a Duck" and stay off the internet.

Prefer my version, "**** a duck, screw a pigeon, go to hell and get
religion".

Lew

"Tom Watson" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 23:47:04 GMT, "Lew Hodgett"
wrote:

charlie b writes:

Perhaps Mr. Baird should
engage in aeronautical intercourse
with a transversing toroidal pastry.

One of my favorite expressions usually reserved for non engineering types
since they don't have a clue what it means.

****, Lew, I ain't no engineer - but I know a flying **** at a rolling
donut when I see one.

You should have more faith in old cabinetmakers.

Some of us even speak English.

Ditto we historians.

Bob

On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 15:39:23 GMT, "Bob Schmall"
wrote:

Some of us even speak English.

Ditto we historians.

Shouldn't the be "us historians" that speak English?

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Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

http://www.woodbutcher.net

On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 17:03:47 +0100, LRod wrote:
On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 15:39:23 GMT, "Bob Schmall"
wrote:

Some of us even speak English.

Ditto we historians.

Shouldn't the be "us historians" that speak English?

- -

We. Sentance:

We historians speak English.

Subject "We", modified by "historians"

Predicate "speak", modified by "English"

St. Peter heard a knock at the pearly gates:

St. Peter: "Who is it?"

Supplicant: "It is I"

St. Peter: "Oh GREAT. Another English teacher."

In article ,
U-CDK_CHARLES\\Charles wrote:
On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 17:03:47 +0100, LRod wrote:
On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 15:39:23 GMT, "Bob Schmall"
wrote:

Some of us even speak English.

Ditto we historians.

Shouldn't the be "us historians" that speak English?

- -

We. Sentance:

We historians speak English.

Subject "We", modified by "historians"

Predicate "speak", modified by "English"

St. Peter heard a knock at the pearly gates:

St. Peter: "Who is it?"

Supplicant: "It is I"

St. Peter: "Oh GREAT. Another English teacher."


One of the _few_ times St. Peter got it wrong.

There'd been a dual fatality on the Sesame St. set, the number 4 was
2nd in line.

On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 16:27:14 GMT, "U-CDK_CHARLES\\Charles" "Charles
wrote:

On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 17:03:47 +0100, LRod wrote:
On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 15:39:23 GMT, "Bob Schmall"
wrote:

Some of us even speak English.

Ditto we historians.

Shouldn't the be "us historians" that speak English?

We. Sentance:

We historians speak English.

Subject "We", modified by "historians"

Predicate "speak", modified by "English"

Go back one step further. The statement preceding "some of us even
speak English," which was, "You should have more faith in old
cabinetmakers."

The implied subject makes the sentence read:
Some of us [cabinetmakers] even speak English.

Echoing that sentiment, the correct implied sentence is:
Ditto, [some of] us historians.

I don't really care. I always laugh at the we/us-I/me contortions
anyway. Usually the simple test is to add or drop a word and it makes
it clear to all. Like newscasters saying at the break, "join Joyce and
me with local news..." So many people want to make it "I".

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Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

http://www.woodbutcher.net