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Am I imagining it or is there more participation from UK and Oz these
days? I like it, because they talk funny. (And mention products we can't get here..and prices in "P's") And the expression "The Mutt's Nuts" is now in my vocab. Just who are these people from uk.d-i-y, uk.rec.cars.maintenance ? |
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, Robatoy writes Am I imagining it or is there more participation from UK and Oz these days? I like it, because they talk funny. (And mention products we can't get here..and prices in "P's") And the expression "The Mutt's Nuts" is now in my vocab. Just who are these people from uk.d-i-y, uk.rec.cars.maintenance ? We're the dogs ******** mate (did ya' see where mutts nuts comes from there?) Now go and practice saying "I am a humble septic" -- geoff |
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"Robatoy" wrote in message ... Am I imagining it or is there more participation from UK and Oz these days? I like it, because they talk funny. (And mention products we can't get here..and prices in "P's") And the expression "The Mutt's Nuts" is now in my vocab. Just who are these people from uk.d-i-y, uk.rec.cars.maintenance ? Err, excuse me. We speak queens English, you are the ones that talk funny :-) Mike In gods country (North Yorkshire) |
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On Jul 8, 3:16*pm, "MuddyMike" wrote:
"Robatoy" wrote in message .... Am I imagining it or is there more participation from UK and Oz these days? I like it, because they talk funny. (And mention products we can't get here..and prices in "P's") And the expression "The Mutt's Nuts" is now in my vocab. Just who are these people from uk.d-i-y, uk.rec.cars.maintenance ? Err, excuse me. We speak queens English, you are the ones that talk funny :-) Mike In gods country (North Yorkshire) North Yorkshire... is that the barren stretch of the A1 on the way to the ACTUAL God's country aka Scotland? When is North Yorkshire going to field a football team? g,d&r |
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When is North Yorkshire going to field a football team? Be a while yet,they`re still learning cricket. :-) |
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"MuddyMike" wrote in message om... "Robatoy" wrote in message ... Am I imagining it or is there more participation from UK and Oz these days? I like it, because they talk funny. (And mention products we can't get here..and prices in "P's") And the expression "The Mutt's Nuts" is now in my vocab. Just who are these people from uk.d-i-y, uk.rec.cars.maintenance ? Err, excuse me. We speak queens English, you are the ones that talk funny :-) Mike In gods country (North Yorkshire) On this side of the pond we speak the Kings English. Elvis that is. Art |
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On Jul 8, 4:36*pm, "Artemus" wrote:
"MuddyMike" wrote in message om... "Robatoy" wrote in message .... Am I imagining it or is there more participation from UK and Oz these days? I like it, because they talk funny. (And mention products we can't get here..and prices in "P's") And the expression "The Mutt's Nuts" is now in my vocab. Just who are these people from uk.d-i-y, uk.rec.cars.maintenance ? Err, excuse me. We speak queens English, you are the ones that talk funny :-) Mike In gods country (North Yorkshire) On this side of the pond we speak the Kings English. Elvis that is. Art Uh-huh! |
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On Jul 8, 3:34*pm, Tim Streater wrote:
In article , *Robatoy wrote: Am I imagining it or is there more participation from UK and Oz these days? I like it, because they talk funny. (And mention products we can't get here..and prices in "P's") And the expression "The Mutt's Nuts" is now in my vocab. Just who are these people from uk.d-i-y, uk.rec.cars.maintenance ? Just who are these interlopers from rec.woodworking? Not that I give a monkey's one way or the other. We are just a harmless bunch wanting to be loved. |
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"Robatoy" wrote in message ... On Jul 8, 3:16 pm, "MuddyMike" wrote: "Robatoy" wrote in message ... Am I imagining it or is there more participation from UK and Oz these days? I like it, because they talk funny. (And mention products we can't get here..and prices in "P's") And the expression "The Mutt's Nuts" is now in my vocab. Just who are these people from uk.d-i-y, uk.rec.cars.maintenance ? Err, excuse me. We speak queens English, you are the ones that talk funny :-) Mike In gods country (North Yorkshire) When is North Yorkshire going to field a football team? Hopefully never, as it would then no longer be Gods favorite county Mike |
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, Robatoy writes On Jul 8, 3:34*pm, Tim Streater wrote: In article , *Robatoy wrote: Am I imagining it or is there more participation from UK and Oz these days? I like it, because they talk funny. (And mention products we can't get here..and prices in "P's") And the expression "The Mutt's Nuts" is now in my vocab. Just who are these people from uk.d-i-y, uk.rec.cars.maintenance ? Just who are these interlopers from rec.woodworking? Not that I give a monkey's one way or the other. We are just a harmless bunch wanting to be loved. In the case of woodworkers, ... fingerless -- geoff |
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On Jul 8, 5:45*pm, geoff wrote:
In message , Robatoy writes On Jul 8, 3:34 pm, Tim Streater wrote: In article , Robatoy wrote: Am I imagining it or is there more participation from UK and Oz these days? I like it, because they talk funny. (And mention products we can't get here..and prices in "P's") And the expression "The Mutt's Nuts" is now in my vocab. Just who are these people from uk.d-i-y, uk.rec.cars.maintenance ? Just who are these interlopers from rec.woodworking? Not that I give a monkey's one way or the other. We are just a harmless bunch wanting to be loved. In the case of woodworkers, ... fingerless You have NO idea how difficult it is to pick one's nose. |
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"Robatoy" wrote in message ... On Jul 8, 5:45 pm, geoff wrote: In message , Robatoy writes On Jul 8, 3:34 pm, Tim Streater wrote: In article , Robatoy wrote: Am I imagining it or is there more participation from UK and Oz these days? I like it, because they talk funny. (And mention products we can't get here..and prices in "P's") And the expression "The Mutt's Nuts" is now in my vocab. Just who are these people from uk.d-i-y, uk.rec.cars.maintenance ? Just who are these interlopers from rec.woodworking? Not that I give a monkey's one way or the other. We are just a harmless bunch wanting to be loved. In the case of woodworkers, ... fingerless You have NO idea how difficult it is to pick one's nose. I love you guys. Mike |
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In uk.d-i-y Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 8, 5:45Â*pm, geoff wrote: In the case of woodworkers, ... fingerless You have NO idea how difficult it is to pick one's nose. Angle grinder. Well, you /are/ crossposting to uk.d-i-y... Theo |
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, Robatoy writes On Jul 8, 5:45*pm, geoff wrote: In message , Robatoy writes On Jul 8, 3:34 pm, Tim Streater wrote: In article , Robatoy wrote: Am I imagining it or is there more participation from UK and Oz these days? I like it, because they talk funny. (And mention products we can't get here..and prices in "P's") And the expression "The Mutt's Nuts" is now in my vocab. Just who are these people from uk.d-i-y, uk.rec.cars.maintenance ? Just who are these interlopers from rec.woodworking? Not that I give a monkey's one way or the other. We are just a harmless bunch wanting to be loved. In the case of woodworkers, ... fingerless You have NO idea how difficult it is to pick one's nose. Is it more difficult than trying to get someone else to pick YOUR nose? -- Ian |
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The Henchman wrote:
Most people in England don't speak English but some county dialect of their upbringing that little resembles BBC English or Queen's English. Midwest Americans and Central Canadians speak a far more listenable and truer dialect of English than the Brits. To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable David Cameron, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. You should look up revocation in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up aluminium. Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix ize will be replaced by the suffix ise. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up vocabulary. Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up interspersed. There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often. 2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize. 3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney,upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as Taggart will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is Devon. If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become shires e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire. 4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as Men Behaving Badly or Red Dwarf will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness. 5. You should relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through. 6. You should stop playing American football. There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays American football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2015. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders,your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called rounders, which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs. 7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. 8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called Indecisive Day. 9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time,you will go metric with immediate effect and conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. 10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers. 11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself. 12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer,and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. The substances formerly known as American Beer will henceforth be referred to as Near-Frozen Knat's Urine,with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine. This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen,Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion. 13. From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or Gasoline, as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2015) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $11/US gallon- get used to it). 14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun. 15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy. 16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776). Thank you for your co-operation and have a great day. |
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On 7/9/2011 1:46 PM, Phil L wrote:
The Henchman wrote: Most people in England don't speak English but some county dialect of their upbringing that little resembles BBC English or Queen's English. Midwest Americans and Central Canadians speak a far more listenable and truer dialect of English than the Brits. To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. snip Thank you for your co-operation and have a great day. That right there's purty funny. -- "Our beer goes through thousands of quality Czechs every day." (From a Shiner Bock billboard I saw in Austin some years ago) To reply, eat the taco. http://www.flickr.com/photos/bbqboyee/ |
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"Phil L" wrote in message ... The Henchman wrote: Most people in England don't speak English but some county dialect of their upbringing that little resembles BBC English or Queen's English. Midwest Americans and Central Canadians speak a far more listenable and truer dialect of English than the Brits. To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable David Cameron, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. You should look up revocation in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up aluminium. Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix ize will be replaced by the suffix ise. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up vocabulary. Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up interspersed. There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often. 2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize. 3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney,upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as Taggart will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is Devon. If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become shires e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire. 4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as Men Behaving Badly or Red Dwarf will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness. 5. You should relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through. 6. You should stop playing American football. There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays American football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2015. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders,your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called rounders, which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs. 7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. 8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called Indecisive Day. 9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time,you will go metric with immediate effect and conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. 10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers. 11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself. 12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer,and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. The substances formerly known as American Beer will henceforth be referred to as Near-Frozen Knat's Urine,with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine. This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen,Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion. 13. From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or Gasoline, as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2015) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $11/US gallon- get used to it). 14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun. 15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy. 16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776). Thank you for your co-operation and have a great day. ****ing whinging Pommie crap at its best |
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On Jul 9, 5:29*pm, Tim Streater wrote:
In article , "The Henchman" wrote: Midwest Americans and Central Canadians speak a far more listenable and truer dialect of English than the Brits. Bloody hayseeds! -- Tim "That excessive bail ought not to be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted" *-- *Bill of Rights 1689 Redecks in theirspeak. |
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Steve Walker wrote:
On 09/07/2011 19:31, John Williamson wrote: In France, I've also been accused of coming from Paris while speaking French, but that's a completely different marmite de poissons. A friend of my uncle's talked to our (holiday home) Breton neighbours and they commented that he spoke French with no accent (not sure how that's possible) ... while talking English, he has a *very* strong Scots accent. In Britanny, I could understand that, as Breton, the local language, comes from the same roots as Gaelic, which is what gives the Scots their accent in English. I often have trouble working out what they're saying in that area due to their accent. -- Tciao for Now! John. |
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"Phil L" wrote .................You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. Nah! Not immdeiately! It would be more fun to do it gradually, Jeff -- Jeff Gorman, West Yorkshire, UK email : Username is amgron ISP is clara.co.uk www.amgron.clara.net |
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in 1503042 20110710 005410 Steve Walker wrote:
A friend of my uncle's talked to our (holiday home) Breton neighbours and they commented that he spoke French with no accent (not sure how that's possible) ... while talking English, he has a *very* strong Scots accent. French colleagues described an English colleague as speaking French with an Oxford accent. |
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George W Frost writes "Phil L" wrote in message ... The Henchman wrote: Most people in England don't speak English but some county dialect of their upbringing that little resembles BBC English or Queen's English. Midwest Americans and Central Canadians speak a far more listenable and truer dialect of English than the Brits. To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Thank you for your co-operation and have a great day. ****ing whinging Pommie crap at its best Learn to snip - bloody septics -- geoff |
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On 10/07/2011 06:41, John Williamson wrote:
Steve Walker wrote: On 09/07/2011 19:31, John Williamson wrote: In France, I've also been accused of coming from Paris while speaking French, but that's a completely different marmite de poissons. A friend of my uncle's talked to our (holiday home) Breton neighbours and they commented that he spoke French with no accent (not sure how that's possible) ... while talking English, he has a *very* strong Scots accent. In Britanny, I could understand that, as Breton, the local language, comes from the same roots as Gaelic, which is what gives the Scots their accent in English. I often have trouble working out what they're saying in that area due to their accent. The neighbours however, by their own admission, speak "proper" French, the equivalent of "The Queen's" English. I must admit that they do speak very clearly. They are definitely local, although he did spend part of the war in the UK (Haydock Park), part as a Marine on Russian Convoys and part in Burma. After that he returned to France as a Gendarme - a very interesting guy. They do consider themselves Bretons before being French. SteveW |
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Theo Markettos wrote: You have NO idea how difficult it is to pick one's nose. Angle grinder. Well, you /are/ crossposting to uk.d-i-y... I thought /you/ did everything with ARM hardware :-) -- Stuart Winsor Midland RISC OS show - Sat July 9th 2011 http://mug.riscos.org/show11/MUGshow.html |
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"Huge" wrote in message ... On 2011-07-10, George W Frost wrote: "Phil L" wrote in message ... The Henchman wrote: [146 lines snipped] ****ing whinging Pommie crap at its best At least our delete keys work. What is the point of deleting most of or all of a message if the readers do not know what your reply is about? |
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"geoff" wrote in message ... In message . com, George W Frost writes "Phil L" wrote in message ... The Henchman wrote: Most people in England don't speak English but some county dialect of their upbringing that little resembles BBC English or Queen's English. Midwest Americans and Central Canadians speak a far more listenable and truer dialect of English than the Brits. To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Thank you for your co-operation and have a great day. ****ing whinging Pommie crap at its best Learn to snip - bloody septics -- geoff When you reply to a post, some readers may want to know what you are replying to and if you snip it away, then where is your point ? |
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On Mon, 11 Jul 2011 21:44:42 +1000, "George W Frost"
wrote: "Huge" wrote in message ... On 2011-07-10, George W Frost wrote: "Phil L" wrote in message ... The Henchman wrote: [146 lines snipped] ****ing whinging Pommie crap at its best At least our delete keys work. What is the point of deleting most of or all of a message if the readers do not know what your reply is about? He left the pertinent sentence there and replied to it. That's all that's necessary for a functional, rational post. -- Progress is the product of human agency. Things get better because we make them better. Things go wrong when we get too comfortable, when we fail to take risks or seize opportunities. -- Susan Rice |
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Huge wrote:
On 2011-07-11, George W Frost wrote: "Huge" wrote in message ... On 2011-07-10, George W Frost wrote: "Phil L" wrote in message ... The Henchman wrote: [146 lines snipped] ****ing whinging Pommie crap at its best At least our delete keys work. What is the point of deleting most of or all of a message if the readers do not know what your reply is about? What is the point of your existence? who said there had to be one? |
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ET had an alien accent.
------------ "Aardvark" wrote in message ... I hate to tell you, but there's no such thing as a 'British accent'. ET has an upper-class Southern English accent, probably perfected during her time at drama school. |
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"Huge" wrote in message ... On 2011-07-11, George W Frost wrote: "Huge" wrote in message ... On 2011-07-10, George W Frost wrote: "Phil L" wrote in message ... The Henchman wrote: [146 lines snipped] ****ing whinging Pommie crap at its best At least our delete keys work. What is the point of deleting most of or all of a message if the readers do not know what your reply is about? What is the point of your existence? -- What is the point of your reply? |
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"Larry Jaques" wrote in message news On Mon, 11 Jul 2011 21:44:42 +1000, "George W Frost" wrote: "Huge" wrote in message ... On 2011-07-10, George W Frost wrote: "Phil L" wrote in message ... The Henchman wrote: [146 lines snipped] ****ing whinging Pommie crap at its best At least our delete keys work. What is the point of deleting most of or all of a message if the readers do not know what your reply is about? He left the pertinent sentence there and replied to it. That's all that's necessary for a functional, rational post. -- Progress is the product of human agency. Things get better because we make them better. Things go wrong when we get too comfortable, when we fail to take risks or seize opportunities. -- Susan Rice What is the point of adding a sig which has been written by someone else? Can't you find the nous to write something yourself? |
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What is the point in nested, bottom posting, when nobody can attribute the
writer to the text, anyway? Classic bottom posting confusion, using Forte, again. ------------- "George W Frost" wrote in message ond.com... What is the point of adding a sig which has been written by someone else? Can't you find the nous to write something yourself? ---------- "Larry Jaques" wrote in message news He left the pertinent sentence there and replied to it. That's all that's necessary for a functional, rational post. ------------- |
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"Huge" wrote in message ... On 2011-07-10, George W Frost wrote: "Phil L" wrote in message ... The Henchman wrote: [146 lines snipped] ****ing whinging Pommie crap at its best At least our delete keys work. -- Today is Boomtime, the 46th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3177 Sing, for song drives away the wolves. Lived in Australia once. It's a ******** full of ******s who import everything. China will soon walk all over them, the world will let it happen as nobody gives a **** about Australia. |
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On Jul 12, 12:28*pm, "Mr Pounder"
wrote: "Huge" wrote in message ... On 2011-07-10, George W Frost wrote: "Phil L" wrote in message ... The Henchman wrote: [146 lines snipped] ****ing whinging Pommie crap at its best At least our delete keys work. -- Today is Boomtime, the 46th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3177 * * * * * * * Sing, for song drives away the wolves. Lived in Australia once. It's a ******** full of ******s who import everything. China will soon walk all over them, the world will let it happen as nobody gives a **** about Australia. And everything they import, they bring in from overseas, fur cryin' out loud!! |
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"Robatoy" wrote in message ... On Jul 12, 12:28 pm, "Mr Pounder" wrote: "Huge" wrote in message ... On 2011-07-10, George W Frost wrote: "Phil L" wrote in message ... The Henchman wrote: [146 lines snipped] ****ing whinging Pommie crap at its best At least our delete keys work. -- Today is Boomtime, the 46th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3177 Sing, for song drives away the wolves. Lived in Australia once. It's a ******** full of ******s who import everything. China will soon walk all over them, the world will let it happen as nobody gives a **** about Australia. And everything they import, they bring in from overseas, fur cryin' out loud!! ********************** And not only do we have to import everything, we also buy from overseas |
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"Mr Pounder" wrote in message ... "Huge" wrote in message ... On 2011-07-10, George W Frost wrote: "Phil L" wrote in message ... The Henchman wrote: [146 lines snipped] ****ing whinging Pommie crap at its best At least our delete keys work. -- Today is Boomtime, the 46th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3177 Sing, for song drives away the wolves. Lived in Australia once. It's a ******** full of ******s who import everything. China will soon walk all over them, the world will let it happen as nobody gives a **** about Australia. Excuse me, but, how much does the Almighty United States of America, owe the Chinese ? Last figure I got was in the vicinity of 2 1/2 TRILLION dollars that's $2,500,000,000,000,000.oo OZ owe the entire Asian countries, Japan, China, Hong Kong, Singapore, India etc. $400 million A very significantly lower figure We have to import almost everything because the goddam yankees butted into our economy and "advised " us to go their way. I am glad you didn't stay here, we can do without the fools. |
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On Jul 12, 5:28*pm, "Mr Pounder"
wrote: "Huge" wrote in message ... On 2011-07-10, George W Frost wrote: "Phil L" wrote in message ... The Henchman wrote: [146 lines snipped] ****ing whinging Pommie crap at its best At least our delete keys work. -- Today is Boomtime, the 46th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3177 * * * * * * * Sing, for song drives away the wolves. Lived in Australia once. It's a ******** full of ******s who import everything. China will soon walk all over them, the world will let it happen as nobody gives a **** about Australia. - Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Australia Is a boring place to live. But they have huge mineral and fossil fuel reserves. |
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"harry" wrote in message ... On Jul 12, 5:28 pm, "Mr Pounder" wrote: "Huge" wrote in message ... On 2011-07-10, George W Frost wrote: "Phil L" wrote in message ... The Henchman wrote: [146 lines snipped] ****ing whinging Pommie crap at its best At least our delete keys work. -- Today is Boomtime, the 46th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3177 Sing, for song drives away the wolves. Lived in Australia once. It's a ******** full of ******s who import everything. China will soon walk all over them, the world will let it happen as nobody gives a **** about Australia. - Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Australia Is a boring place to live. But they have huge mineral and fossil fuel reserves. ********************* We have a lot of fossils here Harry we even have them in Government trying to run the country |
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"harry" wrote in message ... Australia Is a boring place to live. But they have huge mineral and fossil fuel reserves. ---------------------- Are they radioactive? I used to work for a geophysical survey company many years ago and they found huge copper deposits in Oz but they were worthless due to the radioactivity. Art |
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Artemus wrote:
"harry" wrote in message ... Australia Is a boring place to live. But they have huge mineral and fossil fuel reserves. ---------------------- Are they radioactive? I used to work for a geophysical survey company many years ago and they found huge copper deposits in Oz but they were worthless due to the radioactivity. Art More like worth three times as much. Uranium is often found in copper ore deposits. |
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